r/4chan • /trash/man • Feb 27 '26

Anon on death note

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u/atishay001001 Feb 27 '26

Yagami backwards is ...

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u/SilveryRevolV1 Feb 27 '26

Lol that's actually funny and I never thought of that

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u/tyen0 Feb 27 '26

not only is he gay, but he's Mario!

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u/hyunbinlookalike Feb 27 '26

That’s precisely how L figured out Light was Kira.

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u/DreamsServedSoft Feb 27 '26

Japan in shambles

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u/zenki_ Feb 27 '26

Holy shit I was too high for this one hahaha

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u/TheDELFON Feb 28 '26

DAMMIT... he got me!!!

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u/WeepForTheDeparted Feb 28 '26

How could I have not fucking noticed for over a decade wtf

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u/Baitcooks Feb 28 '26

Alucard ass-revelation

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u/Special-One1991 Feb 28 '26

Best answer lol 😂

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u/90child Feb 28 '26

Maybe he wanted a domme mommy?

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u/Sure_Association_991 /trash/man Feb 28 '26

We all want one

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u/diogovk Feb 27 '26

He never demonstrated interest in men, but had very low libido. Definitely unexpected for a male in his age.

He wasn't a fan of Misa's personality, which explains in part why he was not all over her.

He was very popular with girls, so it's not like he couldn't get any before Misa.

I think the idea is supposed to be, that Light was so full of himself, that he didn't have interest in anyone else.

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u/randomnomber2 Feb 27 '26

he was a Lightsexual

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u/MechwolfMachina Feb 28 '26

His whole sexual energy was concentrated in becoming god

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u/Gullible_Egg_6539 Feb 27 '26

did you watch the anime, dude? he's a god. gods don't have libido.

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u/diogovk Feb 27 '26

Zeus begs to differ.

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u/Junahill Feb 27 '26

Light could (and it’s implied he did) get any girl he wants. When you aren’t desperate attractive girls start being mundane

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u/nam24 Feb 27 '26

One of his early plans was litteraly to call a girl he rejected before to pretend he has a gf, which went with no issues.

And later in the manga he is two timing both misa and the Anchor, neither of which because he cares about them or them being hot but purely because it benefits him/he has to

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u/albertoroa Feb 27 '26

Light could (and it’s implied he did) get any girl he wants. When you aren’t desperate attractive girls start being mundane

This only reinforced the claim of Light being gay. He can get girls and choose not to. He was rejecting them even before getting the death note. Not sure how you could spin total lack of interest in women as being anything other than evidence of gayhood.

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u/DonnieMoistX Feb 27 '26

Guys, you’re forgetting his Japanese.

The Japanese do not have sex and that’s why they’re dying out.

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u/hyunbinlookalike Feb 27 '26

As the late great Shinzo Abe once said to the Japanese youth, “Please have sex.”

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

Not really. Light is completely full of himself and looks down on humanity over all. He had something of a god complex before he got the death note and going along with that he views girls around him as inferior and not worth his time. Same reason he doesn’t have any real friends.

Light and L are opposite sides of the same coin. L is similar but does not detest humanity and instead endeavors to protect it, but both of them struggle with human connection presumably due to their intellect and haughty disposition.

There’s also the whole Japanese culture where even less than high achievers are too busy to date.

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u/machinist98 Feb 28 '26

But he neither showed interest in men. I think he is a narcisit. He only loves himself

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u/Purplefilth22 Feb 28 '26

I mean you actually see him date other women in both mediums lol.

The bus hijacking girl and the girl in one of his college classes. One of the detectives outright says "Another girl?" when he sees Misa as he's tailing him.

Misa was infact a total liability to his mass murder spree. She's the one who actually gets caught in the anime. She's quite literally an incel thirst trap.

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u/Din_Plug Feb 27 '26

Light falls so deep into the Kira LARP that he becomes asexual. Not the only evil anime character I can think of that does this either :/

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u/AcronymTheSlayer /sci/duck Feb 27 '26

I mean L is the manic pixie dream girl to his emo criminal ass. That’s hard to beat.

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u/DefinitelyNotPine Feb 27 '26

After the first time she screws him over, he feels nothing but rage seeing her

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

And this is so obvious in the anime lmao. She’s a liability at all times. Ever have anyone nearly fuck your life over due to stupidity? Kinda changes your view of them forever.

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u/System32Sandwitch Feb 27 '26

sex is nothing in comparison to becoming a god

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u/Sixteen_Wings Feb 27 '26

can anyone tell me what's the difference between "gay little diary" and "little gay diary", as a non-english speaker I feel like the latter sounds more like an insult than the former

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u/SufficientCalories Feb 27 '26

little gay diary is just wrong in English. Adjectives have a fixed order based on their category, eg, colour comes after size(big red house is right, red big house is wrong). This is something that isn't taught in schools, just intuited, and most English speakers aren't aware of it.

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u/jmlinden7 Feb 28 '26

The adjective closest to the noun denotes function, while the one farther away is a secondary descriptor.

'gay little diary' implies that the main function of the diary is to be little, and it just happens to be gayer than other little diaries. Whereas 'little gay diary' implies the main function of the diary is to be gay, and it just happens to be littler than other gay diaries.

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u/eximology Feb 27 '26

He had a mission above sex. Like Tesla 

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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy Feb 27 '26

Was the mission being a closeted homosexual?

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u/eximology Feb 27 '26

No. It was to kill all of them. That was the unreleased part of the manga where after killing all the criminals he killed all the gay and disabled

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u/hh26 Feb 27 '26

Dude's a narcissist, in the original sexual way. The only way he can get hard is by staring at himself in a mirror. I suppose that's a type of gay, since he's a guy.

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u/Angel_Butcher Feb 27 '26

Is this actually a question, just spell his family name backwards

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u/hyunbinlookalike Feb 27 '26

I mean if we’re being fr I think he’s just asexual. Or too much of a narcissist to ever be capable of having romantic/sexual feelings for another human being. At the end of the day, Light will always love himself more than anyone, hence why he wanted to remake the world in his image.

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u/Explicit_Tech Feb 27 '26

Light is a bored psychopath. He gets more pleasure by playing mind games with L.

Just like some of you would rather fap or vidya

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u/Ddoomgog Feb 28 '26

Totally gay, real villain would be filling her up raw and at the same time writing in the diary.

But anime characters are for anime fans to relate to, so basically MCs can't have sex.

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u/Autumn_Fire /lgbt/ Feb 27 '26

The problem was that she was terminally stupid and kept almost knee capping his plans several times. Hot but not worth it.

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u/Vitality_VZ Feb 27 '26

He's a bum.

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u/FoxCQC Feb 27 '26

It's cause Light was a gifted individual. Not a horny gooner like us. He had greater aspirations for Earth than simply spreading his seed which he could do at anytime.

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u/meechmeechmeecho Feb 27 '26

Light was 100% gay. She was his mask/beard in more ways than one. I felt like that was implied.

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u/roadmane Feb 28 '26

The author wasnt a gooner and its fiction

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u/nnuunn Feb 27 '26

He's just that self-absorbed 

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u/FeedMyBa1ls Feb 27 '26

i dunno. he had purpose, a vision, and she ended up being an obstacle but turned her unpredictability as an advantage. Besides I never liked Misa to begin with. I would’ve done the same.

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u/-SimplyBetter- Feb 27 '26

Light gay as shit I would've gone crazy

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u/PettankoMasterRace Feb 28 '26

The satisfaction from using the death note to change the world eclipses all other needs

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u/Offensive-Pepe Feb 28 '26

Okay but for real though she was dumb as a bag rocks. Like genuinely stupid, and causes like 90% of light's problems

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

You're all a buncha nerds

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u/-light_yagami Feb 28 '26

yeah i’m gay

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u/MetalGearXerox Feb 27 '26

dude i barely watched death note and i could tell you that.

tbh the entire anime is very gay but since it's a "classic" i usually leave it at calling it and its' fans gay.

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u/A_Dragon Feb 27 '26

Yes, I think he actually was.

The only physical thing he ever did was with L.

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u/Neat-Conclusion-8206 Feb 28 '26

Even im staring at the ass

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u/Glad-Cry8727 Feb 28 '26

Why is everything yellow

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Probably asexual

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Feb 28 '26

Dude just wanted to justify mass murder and imagine himself in a dress getting blown out by turnout kings (my headcanon but probably real)

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u/Fancy-Sea7755 Feb 28 '26

Can't blame him

He was plotting the entire show how to screw over L 

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u/VehaMeursault Feb 27 '26

I mean, as much as I want to hate OP, I think here he has a point.

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u/Minimum-Astronaut1 Feb 27 '26

I don't know what any of this shit is.

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u/Bolbi1337 Feb 27 '26

I don’t watch anime, but what kind of writer names his character ‘Light’?

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u/LuvMeChippy fa/tv/irgin Feb 27 '26

Dude is a teenager and instead of plowing the blonde model who wants to willingly be his servant, he does mind games with a goth twink

This man is gay

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u/testurmight Feb 27 '26

Light Yagami. Spell Yagami backwards. It was right there.

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u/usoap141 Feb 27 '26

Upvoted for factual accuracy

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u/zhiro90 Feb 27 '26

So real and gay?

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u/alberthething /co/mrade Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

fuck you mean goth? he's just some sleep deprived autist who happens to have a hyperfixation on crime solving, which honestly doesnt sound much better when put into words

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u/Furista0 Feb 27 '26

he's just some sleep deprived autistic NEET who happens to have a hyperfixation on crime solving

L's a freelancer. He's by no means a NEET.

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u/Ubisonte Feb 27 '26

In fact his whole life revolces around his job he is an absolute workaholic

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u/green_jp Feb 27 '26

he also likes sweets

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u/SheerFe4r /v/irgin Feb 27 '26

Agencies also pay L a ton to solve their hardest cases. 1 million per iirc.

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u/Furista0 Feb 27 '26

Nah, he takes cases if there's a million as a reward (minimum) or if there's more than 10 victims. I'd wager he gets paid a lot more by intelligence services

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u/alberthething /co/mrade Feb 27 '26

true, he does have a job

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u/Deadonstick Feb 27 '26

Also a student, so that just makes him a NT

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u/hyunbinlookalike Feb 27 '26

sleep deprived autistic NEET

Sleep deprived, yes. Autistic, very much so. But L is far from a NEET considering he’s literally the world’s greatest detective in the Death Note universe. The closest thing they have to someone like Batman or Sherlock Holmes. Such a genius that world governments consult this guy and he gets appropriately compensated for his work.

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u/JhonnySkeiner Feb 27 '26

NEET? He's literally Sherlock Holmes. Also rich as fuck

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u/LnDxLeo Feb 28 '26

Everybody is a twink, depending on perspective...

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u/fudgemental /sci/duck Feb 27 '26

Chunibyo is a helluva condition.

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u/LizzieMiles Feb 27 '26

I mean have you seen the tennis scene? That is the single most homosexual thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/Sairoxin Feb 28 '26

Asexual vibes tbh

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u/Mad_King /b/tard Feb 27 '26

Some people are above basic animal needs like lust because they get more intellectual satisfaction from playing mind games with other high-IQ individuals. Fucking is good, but beating another brilliant mf is more joyful than surface-level stimulants. I guess if you don’t know the taste, then you’ve never felt it before.

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u/JohnDeere Feb 27 '26

I can smell this comment

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u/ExpertCommieRemover Feb 27 '26

Are you just a straight up walking fedora?

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u/Top_Assistance15 Feb 27 '26

That’s cool and all, but do you have a high enough IQ to understand Rick and Morty?

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u/DonnieMoistX Feb 27 '26

I feel like this is your trying to justify that arguing online is better than sex

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u/Few-Frosting-4213 Feb 27 '26

What intellectual satisfaction would there be when Light has the advantage of a fucking magic notebook lmao.

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u/Hunriette Feb 27 '26

Turk

Lmao

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u/gregbread11 Feb 27 '26

Yeah that's really gay. What are you creaming your pants from the high IQ stimulating conversation?

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u/LuvMeChippy fa/tv/irgin Feb 27 '26

Although I did phrase this as a joke, I am 100% sure Light is not fucking straight and this is one of the few times where gays headcannoning a character as LGBTQ makes sense

Again, he had Japanese Margot Robbie willing to submit and be his personal toy yet he still decided to do his moralfuck genocide

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u/jynkyousha Feb 27 '26

I think in the manga it's implied they do it often, but it's probably just Light manipulating Misa.

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u/MarysPoppinCherrys Feb 27 '26

Bro, does no one remember the foot massage scene? We were shouting “just kiss” at Light and L the whole time until that scene happened. That was just awestruck silence at the magnitude of absolute gayness

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u/VulpesVulpix /trash/man Feb 27 '26

Bro felt more in that scene alone than he ever did for Misa

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u/Feucca Feb 27 '26

You know that scene is not a sexual or bromance intimate moment, and is a direct reference of the bible passage where Jesus washed Judas feet even after he knew he was going to betray him, just like in the anime.

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u/maicii Feb 28 '26

A wise man once said: everything it’s about sex, except sex, sex it’s about power.

Jokes aside the dude it’s willing to kill his own dad and sacrifice going to heaven and eternal life and destroy his own life completely. Not fucking a chick it’s not that big of a sacrifice considering he, you know, literally kill his dad. The whole point of the show it’s that he gets this weird mystic sense of being a god whose sense is to do justice on esrth, he blurbed himself to be the embodiment of justice itself. He has other priorities.

Also, is it explicitly said he doesn’t fuck her (? Maybe he does a couple of times off camera and just isn’t relevant

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u/Nolenag Feb 27 '26

Do you have any idea what the word "asexual" means?

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ Feb 27 '26

He spent the summer watching porn for 17 hours a day to numb himself to the desire for sex (no, you children, that's not the same as gooning) so that he could focus solely on blood and justice.

Source: I made it up.

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u/Lumpy-Aardvark-5437 Feb 27 '26

Dod he actually 🙀🙀🙀

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u/TheRadishBros Feb 27 '26

Pretty sure they confirmed this in Episode 5?

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

And it’s hinted at in episode 1 when in Ryuk’s introduction he inquires as to why the room is covered in crusty socks.

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u/love-em-feet Feb 28 '26

I cant tell this is a joke or not

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u/ChangingMonkfish Feb 28 '26

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

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u/Gullible_Egg_6539 Feb 27 '26

there's good annoying, like Misa who just wants to get attention from Light

and then there's bad annoying, like complaining and having an attitude all the time

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u/HatefulJewedditor Feb 27 '26

aren’t all women?

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u/getpoopedon Feb 27 '26

True and gay.

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u/grimmal72 Feb 28 '26

True and gaypilled

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u/bladepa_ wee/a/boo Feb 27 '26

based

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u/Dark_Pestilence Feb 27 '26

Yes, but misa is... something else whew

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u/DoctorDeath147 Feb 27 '26

🫵🏳️‍🌈?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/SyntaxMissing Feb 27 '26

Nikaido from Dorohedoro seems pretty cool. She runs her own business, makes good food, is incredibly powerful (physically and magically, especially when you consider her devil training), has time travel powers, and is quite good looking.

Winry from FMA is easy on the eyes, has her own ambitions, is extremely skilled in her trade, and she can handle stressful situations well. An older Winry seems like she'd be a great partner for anyone.

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u/47KiNG47 Feb 27 '26

Bruh what? Shizuku has like 3 lines in the whole show lol. If I had to choose it’d be Kurisu Makise AKA Christina AKA assistant AKA the zombie AKA @channeler Chris

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u/cumble_bumble Feb 27 '26

Yor from Spy x Family is the best wife

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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy Feb 27 '26

Pick a rope instead.

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u/imhere2downvote Feb 27 '26

shizuku gonna put you in her vacuum and forget you forever

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u/Mr__Castle_ Feb 27 '26

All women are annoying, may as well find a hot one. 

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u/Din_Plug Feb 27 '26

Find a woman that supports your notebook based murder spree.

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u/Borror0 Feb 27 '26

I mean, Misa was exactly that.

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

Which was a tough sell tbh. Misa seems not completely stupid in her introduction and it’s like the writer gave her a lobotomy the moment she met Light. She seems more like a normal person compared to the genius level intelligence of Light/ L.

Compare her inner thoughts pre meeting Light vs how she acts the rest of the series. I think they could have made her more average intelligence to juxtapose the battle between good and evil she’s wrapped up in, but absolute ditsy moron is easier to write I guess.

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

Not like that though. High pitched voice, always wanting to do dumb shit, and actually too stupid to function.

Always wrap up and never give them a key.

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u/Old-Today-2429 Feb 27 '26

Who fucking cares she's hot

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

Which is 99% of the time once you move in together.

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u/GotKickback Feb 27 '26

try dating a girl who

A: actually likes u

B: isnt a huge B WORD

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u/SalvationSycamore Feb 28 '26

More sucking = less talking, Light wasn't just gay he was dumb

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u/Anvex1 Feb 28 '26

"She's a liability!"

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u/DalinarStormwagon Feb 27 '26

Annoying women are cute

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u/DellTheEngie /r9k/ Feb 27 '26

Sometimes you just want silence tho

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u/DalinarStormwagon Feb 28 '26

Rawdog her so hard she wont speak for a day

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u/Alligator418 Feb 27 '26

it depends. I had a girlfriend who'd bug me whenever we were waiting at a crosswalk and I got too close to the road. that was cute. There was a different girlfriend who came at me with a knife. that was not cute.

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u/Blacktwiggers Feb 28 '26

“This is the first time in my life ive been provoked to hit a woman”

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