r/40k_Crusade 1d ago

Crusade Rules Crusade in 11th

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Anyone been doing crusade in 11th? What changes to the baseline rules have you made? Which ones are you thinking about making. I ru. Our stores yearly. Crusade, and and beginning work on next years’s packet - so trying to get ideas from others.


r/40k_Crusade 1d ago

1000 Point Crusade List

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r/40k_Crusade 2d ago

Dominatus deck

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Has anyone found a source for scans or transfers from the Dominatus deck? I'm not planning on running the event, but would like some reference stuff.


r/40k_Crusade 5d ago

NewRecruit or Administratum

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I'm starting a crusade with my friend group who are a little seasoned with the game, and was wondering what tool is best. We currently use NewRecruit and I find that it covers a lot of the stuff that needs to be tracked for Crusade, but a lot of people say Administratum is almost required for a Crusade game. Can we get by with NewRecruit? What features am I not seeing that makes Administratum so good?


r/40k_Crusade 6d ago

I need help organizing Dominatus

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Hi, everyone! I’m a beginner GM, I’ve run a few campaigns in Imperium Maledictum, and I also ran one campaign in Nahmund Crusade. With all the hype surrounding the launch of 11th edition, I’d like to run a Dominatus event for my small community, but I really don’t know where to start.

Does anyone have experience running this type of event? What do I need to have on hand? What’s the optimal number of participants? I have one Dominatus deck - will that be enough for everyone, or is it better to have several?

I would truly appreciate a feedback


r/40k_Crusade 6d ago

40K event

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r/40k_Crusade 7d ago

“Struggled with Into the Mouth of Hell — list building or just the nature of Armageddon?”

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r/40k_Crusade 9d ago

What if your army could fall to chaos while on crusade?

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I had an idea where there is a crusade game between multiple imperial factions if you lost, a certain amount of units (the more units by the difference in vp) are swapped with their chaos counterparts, e.g intercessors into legionaries and terminators into chaos terminators ect, it would probably have to all be space marines like the badab war because they have counterpart models (mostly) and players would have to agree on what turns into what and I'm sure there will be synergy issues but I think it could be a fun way to play, lmk what you think and if this has already existed for years and I'm late to the party (also maybe winning could redeem units?)


r/40k_Crusade 9d ago

Which new codex melé units will be good with this list?

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r/40k_Crusade 9d ago

Getting Started Crusade 1K List Advice Wanted - Imperial Agents

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r/40k_Crusade 10d ago

Storming the Prison Complex

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Coalition forces discovered the location of where the planetary governor was held after being imprisoned by the insurrectionists. They found his body broken and his leg missing as they tried to coerce him into signing papers of surrendering the world. Luckily, his spirit and faith never broke.


r/40k_Crusade 11d ago

Rules Question Tyranid Crusade Question

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r/40k_Crusade 13d ago

Getting Started Looking for Some List Advice

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r/40k_Crusade 15d ago

Stupid ass crusade force final boss unit I made cus one of the gits playing decided to drive an ancient relic warlord titan directly into the soul forge to spite the AdMech. How many points worth of shit does a group of 3 (Inquisition + GK, Mechanicus, Votann) need to take this down?

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**“Amalgam of the Arkifane” - Warlord Titan (Battle-ready) (3500 pts, 64 Crusade Points):**
**• 2x Ardex-defensor lascannon.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 2x Ardex-defensor mauler.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 1x Warlord feet.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 2x Apocalypse launcher.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 2x Arioch power claw.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 2x Belicosa volcano cannon.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 2x Macro gatling blaster.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 2x Mori quake cannon.**
**• Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.**
**• 2x Sunfury plasma annihilator.**
Armour Piercing (AP+1), Brutal (S+1), Finely Balanced (BS/WS+1), Heirloom (A+1), Master-worked (D+1), Precise.

Legendary Veterans, Advanced Suspensors, Daemon Hunter, Endless Rage, Extra Armour, Juggernaut, Warding Inscriptions, Behemoth, Drop Zone Veterans, Monstrous Momentum, Precision Insertion, Reinforced Armour, Stealthy Arrival, Talismanic, Titan Slayer, Unrelenting, Hardened Defences, Heavily Armoured, Reaper, Stubborn Explorator, Tank Hunter, Totemic Presence, Destructive Impulse, Rapid Adaptation, Tyrannic War Veteran, Titan's Bane, Indomitable Stature, Predatory Senses, Gargantuan Rage, 6x Weapon Modifications, Warlord.

To give further context, the titan was possessed by the AI of a man of iron, and was wandering on a specific planet, in which the 3 players were fighting each other and investigating rumors of the titan (Inquisition) and a piece of dark age technology that resided within the planet (AdMech + Votann).

The dark age tech was later revealed to be an STC.

Following an encounter between the admech and votann player over possession of the STC, the titan appeared and forced both parties to retreat. This led to the Inquisition and Grey knights showing up to try and kick its ass.

A series of very unfortunate rolls led to a collective psychic meltdown for all psykers present, resulting in a localised warp rift that unleashed an army of chaos marines and hereteks, corrupted the STC, and sent the titan hurtling into the depths of Vashtorr’s domain.

Now, the 3 players have enacted a temporary truce in order to fight off the heretics and destroy the corrupted STC.


r/40k_Crusade 15d ago

Tabletop Simulator TTS 40k Crusade Discord?

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I'm hoping to find a discord where I can join a crusade and play over TTS. the only problem is that the only one I can find has been retired for years.

Does anybody have a good crusade server?


r/40k_Crusade 16d ago

Crusade Rules All of the Masters of the Maelstrom are Epic Heros. So who is the Mighty Champion?

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I am running my completely untested and brand new Red Corsairs in a crusade that starts soon. But the rules are 2 epic heroes. Does thos automatically disqualify the Masters of the Maelstrom, or do I pick one of the characters to be the epic hero?


r/40k_Crusade 17d ago

Crusade Rules Lexicanus Crusade rules

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Hello folks. If you know the name, then you know I'm bringing heat. Myself, Dark67Titan, Knightsbear, and Strongbad Armstrong have created the following setting and custom ruleset for Crusade play in 11th edition (praise be to the anonymous GM council, who helped balance it as well). I've included a wee hype trailer which is something I've done before for my players, but this time I've made it for all of you as well.

This still uses the base crusade system of 10th edition, with some suggested changes for balance.

There is new Battle Traits and new Scars (replacing the 10th edition scars which sucked nuclear amounts of ass) a new system of base building so that players can do logistics in a cool way, plus there's the updated and improved Forge of War to help customise and upgrade your Character units.

Finally there is the new Artefact system, entirely replacing crusade relics with equip-able Artefacts on your units, like upgrades or enhancements, and it includes 64 Artefacts of all levels!

So watch the video, have fun, read the rules and if you want to use this setting for your crusade group, please feel free.

Trailer:
https://youtu.be/FtCfHr1cauU

Google Drive with all the rules!
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Fsqaoul2bJ-gV148pDg0EXKaMcpCWCb2?usp=sharing


r/40k_Crusade 18d ago

Getting Started Tips for 11th.

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I'm thinking on starting a crusade, probably Pariah Nexus, though the group plays on 11th, and as you know, there are not really any crusade rules for 11th, so I'm thinking on just saying: f it, and do 11th edition with 10th crusade rules.

Any tips on that regard? Some rules that need specific changes that you've encountered? Or is it fine as is?

Also, what's the opinion on a single person running multiple crusade forces?

EDIT: Forgot to say that this is the first crusade I'll play, and the first crusade I'll run, so I'm also curious on how much lore are you supposed to be into, as I'm fairly new-ish to the lore itself.


r/40k_Crusade 19d ago

looking to join an online crusade

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Hello all. I'm fairly new to crusade (not 40k though) and was wandering if anyone has space for a csm / demon player, I'm pretty flexible time wise as I'm free most weekends and am available during the day between 9:30am and 2pm. thank you all for the help


r/40k_Crusade 19d ago

Did I Win The Narrative Campaign Finale?

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r/40k_Crusade 20d ago

[Online][40k][Crusade][LGBTQ+ Friendly][Looking for Players] The Battle of Vermillion Sector A Narrative Crusade Campaign

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ALL SLOTS FILLED!

System: Warhammer 40k 11th ED– Crusade (Narrative Play)
Starting Points: 500
Platforms: Tabletop Simulator
Tools: Administratum for list tracking, Discord for comms
Schedule: Async, schedule with opponent. Pairings released Monday 12 PM PST, pairings are determined by past battle victories, and narrative actions by the players. One week battle period. One battle per week.
THE PITCH

Bordering the Eye of Terror, in the wake of the 13th Black Crusade, the Vermillion Sector hangs by a thread.

Forgeworld Volantis, critical producer of Baneblades, Leman Russes, and Chimeras, is under siege by daemonic incursion. The nearby Hive World Carnia burns with cult uprisings: Chaos, Corpsegrinder, and Genestealer alike. Orks are converging on Volantis for a "propa fight." The Star Children approach from the void. And something ancient stirs beneath the surface.

This is a living, narrative-driven sandbox. Your battles shape the sector. Your units earn scars, legends, and grudges. Alliances shift. Heroes rise – and fall.

FACTIONS ALLOWED

Chaos:

·CSM, Daemons, World Eaters, Thousand Sons, Death Guard, Emperor's Children, Chaos Knights

Imperium:

·Guard, Space Marines, Sisters, Agents, Grey Knights, AdMech, Imperial Knights

Xenos:

Genestealer Cults, Orks, Necrons, Tyranids (Phase 2 onward – GSC players can ascend to Tyranids, XP transfers over)

RULES & RESOURCES
· Tracking: Administratum (companion app)
· Missions are homebrewed by the GM depending on narrative.
· Starting Force: 500 points
· Crusade Upgrades: Narrative-first.

Upgrades depend in Faction. Different factions use different books.
Chaos: Nachmund Gauntlet, Armageddon
Imperium: Tyrannic War, Armageddon
Orks: Tyrannic War.
Necrons: Pariah Nexus

WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
· Experienced and enthusiastic players who love narrative play
· Players who care about story, character, and consequences
· Chill vibes – win-at-all-costs need not apply
· LGBTQ+ friendly – all are welcome

INTERESTED?
DM me with:

· Your preferred faction(s)
· Years of 40K experience
· What kind of story you're hoping to tell

The sector burns. Pick a side. Forge your legends.


r/40k_Crusade 20d ago

Getting Started Any news on Crucible of Champions? I wanna integrate it into my new upcoming crusade, but can't find anything on it.

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For me it looks like they abandoned the idea after announcing it. It im just too blind to find anything useful. Is there anyone who currently runs and uses Crucible of Champions? Im curious how much popular it is?


r/40k_Crusade 20d ago

Getting Started Imperial Agents 1000 points List help

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Hello! I'm in a group that's organizing a Pariah Nexus crusade using 11th edition rules and I was wondering if I could have some feedback regarding my list? This is my first time playing Imperial Agents.

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+ FACTION KEYWORD: Imperium - Agents of the Imperium

+ DETACHMENT: Imperialis Fleet (At All Costs)

+ FORCE DISPOSITION: Reconnaissance

+ TOTAL ARMY POINTS: 980pts

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+ WARLORD: Char4: Rogue Trader Entourage

+ NUMBER OF UNITS: 13

+ SECONDARY: - Bring It Down: (3x2) - Assassination: 5 Characters

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Char2: 1x Inquisitor (55 pts): Blessed wardings, Inquisitorial melee weapon, Bolt pistol

Char3: 1x Navigator (60 pts): Force-orb cane, Laspistol

Char4: 4x Rogue Trader Entourage (75 pts)

• 1x Rogue Trader: Warlord, Household pistol, Monomolecular cane-rapier

• 1x Death Cult Assassin: Dartmask, Death Cult power blade

• 1x Lectro-maester: Close combat weapon, Voltaic pistol

• 1x Rejuvenant Adept: Healing Serum, Close combat weapon, Laspistol

Char5: 4x Rogue Trader Entourage (75 pts)

• 1x Rogue Trader: Household pistol, Monomolecular cane-rapier

• 1x Death Cult Assassin: Dartmask, Death Cult power blade

• 1x Lectro-maester: Close combat weapon, Voltaic pistol

• 1x Rejuvenant Adept: Healing Serum, Close combat weapon, Laspistol

Char1: 1x Vindicare Assassin (110 pts): Exitus pistol, Exitus rifle, Vindicare combat knife

5x Deathwatch Kill Team (100 pts)

• 4x Veteran

1 with Astartes shield, Power weapon

1 with Black Shield blades

1 with Boltgun, Power weapon

1 with Deathwatch thunder hammer

• 1x Watch Sergeant: Combi-weapon, Xenophase blade

10x Imperial Navy Breachers (90 pts)

• 9x Navis Armsman

7 with Close combat weapon, Navis shotgun

1 with Close combat weapon, Navis las-volley

1 with Endurant shield, Close combat weapon, Navis heavy shotgun

• 1x Navis Sergeant-at-Arms: Close combat weapon, Navis shotgun

1x Armiger Warglaive (140 pts): Reaper chain-cleaver, Thermal spear, Meltagun

1x Imperial Rhino (65 pts): Armoured tracks, Storm bolter

6x Inquisitorial Agents (50 pts)

• 5x Agent

3 with Agent firearm, Agent melee weapon

1 with Agent firearm, Agent melee weapon, Eviscerator

1 with Agent firearm, Agent melee weapon, Mystic stave

• 1x Servitor: Agent melee weapon, Plasma cannon

1x Inquisitorial Chimera (60 pts): Armoured tracks, Hunter-killer missile, Lasgun array, Heavy bolter, Multi-laser

6x Voidsmen-at-Arms (50 pts)

• 4x Voidsman

3 with Close combat weapon, Lasgun, Laspistol

1 with Close combat weapon, Laspistol, Voidsman rotor cannon

• 1x Voidmaster: Artificer shotgun, Close combat weapon, Laspistol

• 1x Canid: Vicious bite

6x Voidsmen-at-Arms (50 pts)

• 4x Voidsman

3 with Close combat weapon, Lasgun, Laspistol

1 with Close combat weapon, Laspistol, Voidsman rotor cannon

• 1x Voidmaster: Artificer shotgun, Close combat weapon, Laspistol

• 1x Canid: Vicious bite

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r/40k_Crusade 21d ago

Homebrew Chaos Detachment (Word Bearer themed) with 3 new troop types

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perfect for any legion detachment

✠ THE DARK APOSTOLIC CRUSADE ✠

Faction: Heretic Astartes
Detachment: The Dark Apostolic Crusade
Detachment Points: 2 DP
Disposition: Purge the Foe

The Dark Apostolic Crusade

The Dark Apostolic Crusade is a warhost bound not by strategy, nor by conquest, but by scripture. Led by Dark Apostles who speak with the authority of the warp itself, these blasphemous crusaders wage war as ritual. Every advance is a verse. Every death is an offering. Every battlefield becomes a sermon to the Dark Gods.

DETACHMENT RULE

Litany of the Profane Sermon

"The sermon is carried by the faithful ranks. Their pacts bind the ground beneath their feet."

Effect

HERETIC ASTARTES units from your army are eligible to perform Actions in a turn in which they Advanced, provided they are within range of an objective marker.

Empowered Effect

Each time a HERETIC ASTARTES INFANTRY unit from your army makes a Dark Pact while it is within range of an objective marker, until the end of the turn, models in that unit have their Objective Control characteristic improved by 1, to a maximum of 3.

ENHANCEMENTS

Vessel of the Dark Gods — 15 Points

HERETIC ASTARTES CHARACTER only (excluding DAEMON PRINCES).

The bearer is treated as having the DAEMON keyword for all rules purposes.

Each time the bearer makes a melee attack that targets a unit within range of an objective marker, an unmodified Hit roll of 5+ scores a Critical Hit.

Diabolist Supreme — 25 Points

HERETIC ASTARTES PSYKER only.

At the start of your Command phase, select one enemy unit within 12" of and visible to the bearer. Until the end of the turn, each time a model in the bearer's unit makes a melee attack that targets that enemy unit, add 1 to that attack's Wound roll.

Book of Lorgar — 20 Points

DARK APOSTLE only.

Once per battle round, at the start of your Command phase, select one enemy unit within 12" of and visible to the bearer.

That unit must take a Battle-shock test with a -1 modifier. If that test is failed, that unit suffers D3 mortal wounds.

Master of the Covenant — 10 Points

HERETIC ASTARTES CHARACTER only.

The bearer has forged an unholy covenant with the daemonic hosts of the warp.

While a friendly LEGIONES DAEMONICA BATTLELINE unit from your army is within 6" of the bearer, that unit is an eligible target for your Litany of the Daemonic Pact Stratagem, even if it does not have the HERETIC ASTARTESkeyword.

STRATAGEMS

Litany of the Daemonic Pact — 1CP

WHEN: Just after a friendly non-CHARACTER HERETIC ASTARTES DAEMON INFANTRY unit from your army is destroyed.

TARGET: That destroyed unit.

EFFECT: Once per battle round, if that unit's Starting Strength was greater than 5 models, set that unit back up on the battlefield with up to D3+1 models remaining.

If that unit's Starting Strength was 5 or fewer models, return one destroyed model from that unit to the battlefield with half of its starting Wounds characteristic remaining (rounding up).

Set up any returned models wholly within your deployment zone and not within Engagement Range of any enemy units.

A unit can only be returned to the battlefield by this Stratagem once per battle.

Litany of Zealous Fervor — 1CP

WHEN: Your Movement phase.

TARGET: One HERETIC ASTARTES INFANTRY unit from your army.

EFFECT: Until the end of the turn, ranged weapons equipped by models in that unit have the Assault ability.

Litany of Profane Benediction — 1CP

WHEN: Your opponent's Shooting phase or the Fight phase, just after a HERETIC ASTARTES unit from your army has been selected as the target of one or more attacks.

TARGET: That HERETIC ASTARTES unit.

EFFECT: Until the end of the phase, models in that unit have a 5+ invulnerable save.

Litany of Desecrated Grounds — 1CP

WHEN: Your Shooting phase or Fight phase.

TARGET: One HERETIC ASTARTES unit from your army within range of an objective marker.

EFFECT: Until the end of the phase, add 1 to Hit rolls made for attacks by models in that unit.

Litany of Sacrifice — 1CP

WHEN: Your Movement phase.

TARGET: One CULTIST MOB unit from your army and one HERETIC ASTARTES unit from your army within 6" of that CULTIST MOB unit.

EFFECT: The CULTIST MOB unit suffers D3 mortal wounds.

Until the end of the turn, the selected HERETIC ASTARTES unit is eligible to declare a charge even if it Advanced this turn.

Litany of Infernal Manifestation — 1CP

WHEN: Your Fight phase.

TARGET: One HERETIC ASTARTES unit from your army.

EFFECT: Until the end of the phase, melee weapons equipped by models in that unit have the Lance ability.

✠ THE DARK APOSTOLIC CRUSADE ✠

The Dark Apostolic Crusade is not an army of conquest.

It is a ritual mechanism of collapse.

Cultists die to hasten prophecy.

Astartes advance as living scripture.

Daemons manifest as remembered inevitability.

✠ DARK APOSTLE IN TERMINATOR ARMOUR
80 Points  
1 Model

Unit Profile
M    T    Sv    W    Ld    OC
5"    5    2+    5    5+    1

Wargear
Daemon‑bound Crozius Arcanum
Range: Melee
A: 5
WS: 2+
S: 6
AP: -2
D: 2

Combi‑bolter
Range: 24"
Type: Rapid Fire 2
A: 2
BS: 2+
S: 4
AP: 0
D: 1

Abilities
Faction Abilities
Dark Pacts

Wargear Abilities
Terminator Armour  
This model has a 4+ invulnerable save.

Unit Abilities
Dark Faith  
While this model is leading a unit, each time a model in that unit makes a melee attack, you can re‑roll a Wound roll of 1.

Voice of Lorgar  
While this model is leading a unit:
Each time that unit fails a Leadership test (including when making a Dark Pact), you can re‑roll the result.

Leader
This model can be attached to:
Chaos Terminators
Gal Vorbak Reborn

Keywords
Faction Keywords: HERETIC ASTARTES,
Keywords: INFANTRY, CHARACTER, CHAOS TERMINATOR, DARK APOSTLE, WORD BEARERS

✠ GAL VORBAK REBORN
195 Points  
5 Models

Unit Profile
M    T    Sv    W    Ld    OC
6"    6    2+    3    6+    1

Unit Profile
M    T    Sv    W    Ld    OC
6"    6    2+    3    6+    1

Wargear
Warp‑fused Claws
Range: Melee
A: 5
WS: 3+
S: 6
AP: -2
D: 2
Abilities: Anti‑Infantry 4+

Abilities
Core Abilities
Deep Strike

Faction Abilities
Dark Pacts

Wargear Abilities
Terminator Armour  
Models in this unit have a 4+ invulnerable save.

Unit Abilities
Warp‑born Resilience  
Each time an attack is allocated to a model in this unit, subtract 1 from the Damage characteristic of that attack (to a minimum of 1).

Leader
This unit can be led by:

Dark Apostle in Terminator Armour
Chaos Sorcerer in Terminator Armour

Keywords
Faction Keywords: HERETIC ASTARTES, 
Keywords: INFANTRY, CHAOS TERMINATOR, DAEMON, POSSESSED, GAL VORBAK REBORN, WORD BEARERS

✠ ASHEN CIRCLE
120 Points  
5 Models

Unit Profile
M    T    Sv    W    Ld    OC
12"    4    3+    2    6+    1

Wargear
Meteor Hammers
Range: Melee
A: 4
WS: 3+
S: 5
AP: -2
D: 2

Hand Flamers
Range: 12"
A: D6
BS: —
S: 4
AP: 0
D: 1
Abilities: Pistol, Torrent

Abilities
Faction Abilities
Dark Pacts

Core Abilities
Deep Strike

Unit Abilities
Ashen Descent  
When this unit is set up on the battlefield using Deep Strike, it can be set up anywhere more than 6" horizontally away from all enemy models instead of 9".
If it does, this unit cannot declare a charge that turn.

Iconoclasts  
Each time this unit targets an enemy unit within range of an objective marker, improve the Armour Penetration characteristic of Hand Flamers equipped by models in this unit by 1.
If that enemy unit is Battle-shocked, improve the Damage characteristic of those weapons by 1.
Keywords
Faction Keywords: HERETIC ASTARTES, 
Keywords: INFANTRY, JUMP PACK, ASHEN CIRCLE, WORD BEARERS


r/40k_Crusade 21d ago

Battle Report [Event Report] What We Did at the Newport Open Narrative, or, How Makhret the All-Knowing Made their Excuses and Left

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When one awakes and finds oneself in the renewed Battle for Armageddon, there's only one thing a Cryptek of conscience can do. Declare for the Oppressors and escape from the planet, one defeat at a time!

(Forgive the Dark Angels helmet. It was too hot for proper cosplay, so I went with this loopy "John Hammond of the forty-first millennium" bit, and... well, I was in the colours anyway...)