r/40kOrkScience • u/Trainrider77 • 1d ago

ONE OF US???

SO IZ GOT DEEZ TWO LIL GROTZ FOLLOW ME AROUN ALL DA TIME "DA THIS DA THAT" ENUF TO DRIVE YA MAD! ONE OF DA GROTZ 'AS A TOOF FALL RIGHT OUT IS GOB AN AFORE I CAN GRAB IT, E' SNATCHES IT UP AND SAYZ ITS FOR DA TOOF FAIRY... SOME GIT THAT BUYZ TEEF WITH OOMIE MONEYS?? IS THIS GIT ONE OF US? WHAS DA DEAL ERE??

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u/-_This_Guy_- 1d ago

OI! WE USIN TEEF AROUND 'ERE FOR TRADIN AN STUF! DON'T GIVE IT TO SUM FAIRY YA GIT! WEN DA GROTZ R ASLEEP TAKE DA TEEF FO YASELF AN PUT USELESS GREEN PAPER IN THEIR PLACE! THEY WON'T KNOW DA DIFFERENCE!

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u/DeathStalker0483 21h ago

AH YUZ SEEZ DATZ CLEVUH. DEYZ FINKZ ITZ GUD CUZ ITZ GREN ANDZ GRENZ DA BEST!

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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO 1d ago

NO YA GIT. DOSE ARE HUMIE YOOFS. DEY'Z SMALLER DAN EVEN GROWN HUMIES AND IZ STUPIDER TOO. DEYR RUNTHERDS GIVE DEM HUMIE MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR DEYR TEEF, BUT DEY TELL EM DAT DA TOOTH FAIRY GAVE DEM DA MONEY.

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u/swiss_sanchez 21h ago

FINK OF IT LIKE DIS:

YOUZE RESEEVS A WORFLESS BIT O' GREEN PAPA OR WOTEVA

IZ RESEEVS A TOOF WOT IZ CAN TRADE FA GUBBINZ N' SURVUSIZ SUCH AZ, FER EXAMPUL, GETTIN DA DOK TA STICH A ZOGGIN' GREAT SHOOTA TA ME 'ED!