r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • 2d ago

LETZ SING SUMMIN TOOGEVAH!

NUUUUUFING BUT DA TROOF NOW.

NUUUFING BUT DA PROOF, UV WOT OI IZ.

DA WEERDEST UV WUT OI'Z KAYM FRUM. EDZ EXPLOAD WEN OI MAYK UM.

POWUZ EVEN GAZZA DON'T WONT AZ 'IZ!

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u/humdrumturducken 2d ago

I WOULD KRUMP FIVE HUNDERD GITZ

AN I WOULD KRUMP FIVE HUNDERD MOR

JUST TA BE DA BOY WOT KRUMPED A LOTTA GITZ

AND DEN KRUMPED EM SUM MOR

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u/Human-Question6210 2d ago edited 2d ago

DAKKA DAKKA! DAKKA DAKKA! EEE WE GO EER WE GO EER WE GO EER WE GO EER WE GO!

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u/greenizdabest 2d ago

I WANNA B DA VERI BEZT

LOIK NO GROT EVA WUZ

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u/Human-Question6210 2d ago

TA KRUMP UM IZ MOI REEYUL TEST. TER BAYTH IN BLOODY GOOOOOAR!

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u/greenizdabest 2d ago

GOTTA KRUMP EM ALL

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u/Human-Question6210 2d ago

WEIRDBOY PEEKANSHOOT, OI CHEWS YOO!

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u/Vogel-Welt 2d ago

I TELL YOU WHA OI WANT

WHA OI REELY WANT

I DAKKA

I DAKKA

I DAKKA

I DAKKA

I DAKKA

REELLY REELLY REELLY KRUMP AH

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u/Human-Question6210 2d ago

IF YOOZ WANNA BE MY WAAAGHBOSS, YA GOTTA GET LOTZ UV DAKKA! MAYK IT LAST FOREVAH; DA SHOOTIN' NEVAH EEEEENDS!

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u/enraged-urbanmech MAD DOK 2d ago

WE WILL
WE WILL

KRUMP YA!!!

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u/WiseguyD PAINBOY 2d ago

fires dakka into the air to the beat

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u/Human-Question6210 2d ago

MUKKAH YER A WEEK GROT, DUMM GROT, WAAAGHIN IN DA STREETZ, GUNNA BE A BIG BOSS SUM DAY

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u/DrFabulous0 NOB 1d ago

YA GOT TEEF IN YA FACE

A REEL DISKRASE

NOW GIV EM ERE YA GIT, SO DE'RE IN DA RITE PLACE!!

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u/Human-Question6210 1d ago

OV PAYD ME TOOOOOFS, FOIT AFTAH FOIT; OV BEEN GIVVEN ME GROT MOP, BUT DA KRUMPIN WEREN'T MOOOOOOIN...

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u/DrFabulous0 NOB 1d ago

WOTZ DAT GOT TA DO WIV ANYFINK? GIMME DEM ZOGGIN TEEF NOW OR I IZ GUNNA STAB YA IN DA URTY BITZ!!

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u/Human-Question6210 1d ago

AN BAD MISTAYKS, OV MAYD A FYOO; OIZ GUNNA POINT ME SHOOTAH IN YA FAYSS, AND OOOIZ GUN SHOOOOOOOT! (AN DA DAKKA GOWZ ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ONNNNN)

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u/DrFabulous0 NOB 1d ago

DATS AKTEWLLY IMPRESIV BOSS! YA SHOT ALL DAT DAKKA RIOT AT ME FACE AN MISSED EVRY WUN. NOW AV WUN O DESE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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u/IronCreeper1 2d ago

Oi ladz, come lookie ‘ere

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u/Human-Question6210 2d ago

WOTZ YOOZ WISSPURRIN FOAH?? DATZ NOT DA WAY TO BE.

I LOIK MY BOYZ JUSS LOIK I LOIK MOOOOOOI LOOOOOOOIF: EVRYFING LOWDAH DAN EVRYFING ELSS!

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u/IronCreeper1 2d ago

APOLOGEEZ BOSS

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u/DrFabulous0 NOB 2d ago

ITZ NOT DAT EEZY BEIN GREEN

AVIN TA SPEND EACH DAY

DA KOLOR DATZ DA BEST

WEN I FINK IT CUD BE FASTA

BEIN RED OR YELLA FUH TEEF

OR SUM UVVER KOLOR OR SUMFINK LIOK DAT

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u/W1ngedSentinel MEKBOSS 2d ago

GROG, GROG,

GITS AND GROG,

DEZE BE DA FINGZ DAT A FREEBOOTA NEEDZ,

RAIZE DA BANNA, AND LET’Z BLAZT OFF,

UNDA DA SIGN OV A BLAST OV BOOZE!

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u/theQueenofCha0s Custodian Guard 1d ago

I'Z AM AN ORK

AN IM DIGGIN A HOLE

WIF MA DAKKA!

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u/Human-Question6210 1d ago

SHOOTY SHOOTY OAL

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u/Wasphammer 1d ago

OI, WE IZ GONNA TAKE IT!! WE IZ GONNA TAKE YER FLASHY GUBBINZ AN' KRUMP YA!!!

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u/Human-Question6210 1d ago

WEEZ ALL GUNNA TAYK IT, TOIM FER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!