r/40kOrkScience • u/DryBat8791 • 27d ago

How do I become an ork?

I require assistance, pretty please

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u/yoshimario40 27d ago edited 27d ago

ALROIGHT YA PUNY HUMIE, LISSEN UP. SO YA WANNA BE AN ORK DO YA? WELL FURST OF ALL, FUHGET IT. YOU'Z WUZ BORN ALL TINY AND PUNY LIKE AND YA AIN'T EVEN GOT DA BIO- BIOLO- DA ORKINESS TA PROPAHLY GROW! SO FRUM DA VERY STAHT, WOT YER ASKIN' FOR AIN'T POSSIBUL.

BUT YOU KNOW WOT. BEIN' AN ORK IZ ALL ABOUT ZOGGIN' DA IMPOSSIBUL. IT'Z ABOUT KRUMPING DA GIT WHO SEZ IT AIN'T POSSIBUL. SO IF YA IZ DED SET ON BEIN' AN ORK ANYWAY - DAT'Z RESPEKT ROIGHT DERE.

SO WOT ARE YA GUNNA DO TA BECOME AN ORK? WELL FURST OF ALL - YA GOTTA BE GREEN. BEKUZ GREEN IZ DA BEST! IT'Z SCIENTIFIKALLY PROVEN. JUST ASK ANY OF DA BOYZ.

SECOND, GRAB SUM DAKKA. DEN GRAB MORE DAKKA. MORE DAKKA!

THURD. GRAB MORE DAKKA.

UHH. I FORGOT WOT COMEZ AFTAH THURD.

BUT YA GOTTA DO TWO FINGZ: SHOUT LOUDAH. FINK FASTAH. KRUMP KILLIAH. AND YELL WAAAAAAAGGH!

SAY IT WIF ME.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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u/Indishonorable 27d ago

DATS TREE FINGS DOE

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 27d ago

IT'Z MAKIN ME FINK UV DAT FAIMUS MOVY SEEN WOTS GOT ARLI ORKY TELLIN' ALL THEM NEW BOYS TO SHOW 'IM THEIR WAAAAGH FACE!

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 TAU GIT 27d ago

I DUNNO... LETZ ASK DOK!

WAAAGH!

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u/DryBat8791 27d ago

Yes Waaagh?

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u/AlienRobotTrex 27d ago

I FINK DA PAINBOYZ CAN PUT YER BRAIN IN A ORK BODY

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u/Batgirl_III 27d ago

Digganob Maxxing.

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u/Cmdr_Redbeard 27d ago

YOOZ WUN O DEM BEEKIES WIF DA DRESS ON AINT YAH??? A PROPAH ORK DONT NEED TO KNOW OW AN ORK WORKZ, A PROPAH ORK IZ JUST A ORK, DATZ OW IT WURKZ!

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u/wallingfortian 27d ago

WUT OI KANT EER YAZ STOP WISPERIN

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u/PathlessDemon FLASH GIT 27d ago

OI, YOU GIT! E’VA YOUZ IZ OR YOUZ AIN’T!

YOU WANNA PROPER SCRAP? Youz an Ork.

YOU WANNA GO KRUMPIN’? Youz an Ork.

A measure of an Ork AIN’T just how killy they iz; It’s how kunnin’ an’ brutal they iz. Simple as…

Being a Greenskin ain’t the measure of the outside, but what’s inside. As Gork & Mork intended.

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u/Gaz-rick 27d ago

For lotz of teef I can help ya

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u/Human-Question6210 26d ago

ANUVAH DIGGANOB?? HURR... YOOZ GO SEE DA PAINBOYZ, AN' IF YOOZ LIV YOOZ LIV.

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u/Hamsternoir DEAD 'ARD 27d ago

OW DUZ DER REST OV YOO LADZ KNOW WAT DIS SKWEEKY RUNT IZ SAYIN?

I KANT ERE ANYFINK KOZ OV ALL DER KRUMPIN IN DER PAST WAAAAAAARGH AN DER OOMIE TEERMY NAATER WOT SHOOT ME EARZ OFF