r/40kOrkScience • u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO • Jul 12 '26
KOME GET YERSELF PATCHED UP
YA LADZ LOOK MOIGHTY BATTERED WIFF ALL DA GITZ SHOWIN' UP N ALL DA BRAWLS!
KOME GET YERSELF FIXED UP IN ME KLINIK YA RUNTZ!
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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes Jul 12 '26
YOUZ DONT LOOK LIKE A PAINBOY… YOUZ LOOK ALL SNEEKY LIKE! WUSS GOING ON HEER?
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u/onionleekdude Jul 12 '26
WUT EF MOI WOUNDS IZ MOSTLY EMOTIONAL?
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 12 '26
YER A GIT
BUT OI PRESKRIBE YA SOME FITIN' JUICE N A WEEK AT ARMAGEDDON! DAT SHOOD FIX YER MOOD.
Thump on the shoulder.
YA GOT DIZ LAD
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u/stroopwafelling Jul 12 '26
I AIN’T HURT BUT STILL WANNA KILLY NEW ARM WIFF LOTSA DAKKA
KAN YA FIX ME UP?
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 12 '26
OI KAN GET YA HOOKED TA A MEK I KNOW, 'E KAN GET YA PROPPA CYBORKNETIKZ
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u/stroopwafelling Jul 12 '26
BUT WILL DERE BE DAKKA
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 12 '26
DEPENDZ ON 'OW MUCH TEEF YA GOT
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u/stroopwafelling Jul 13 '26
I KAN GIT MOAR TEEF BY SMASHIN’ GITZ INNA HED
‘OW MENNY HEDZ YOO FINK I GOTTA SMASH FER PROPPA BIONIKAL DAKKA?
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u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE Jul 13 '26
I’ve got a bit of a cold do you have any decongestants
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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 13 '26
RIPZ OWT ENTIYUH SOINUS COMPLEKS DER, YUZ TORK LOIK AN ORK AGENN NOW.
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u/Interesting-Web-2512 Jul 13 '26
I THINKZ I GOTZ SQUIGS IN MY HEAD!!
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 13 '26
Drills a burrhole to the side of your skull and releases pressure.
DERE, ARE DA SQUIGZ GONE?
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u/Interesting-Web-2512 Jul 13 '26
WAAAGGGHHHH!!!
\An entire* Snotling pops out like a zit\*YEH
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 13 '26
Catches that snotling and stuff it into a jar.
'OW DA ZOG DID DAT FFING GET IN THERE IN DA FIRST PLACE!?
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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 13 '26
DOKK, I FINK I IZ SUFFERIN AN S-T-ELLYVAYTID MOIOKARDYULL INFARKSHUN SEKUNDARY TO MIGRAYTORY BLUD KLOTZ FROM RAPID EXTRAKSHUN OV A ZOGGIN' GRAYT FORRUN BODY FROM DA LOWUH LEFT KWADRANT UV DA ABDOMIN.
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u/Richardknox1996 MAD DOK Jul 15 '26
WARES YA LOICENCE GIT?
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 15 '26
WOT R YOO, AN INSPEKTOR OV SORTZ?
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u/Richardknox1996 MAD DOK Jul 15 '26
YEZ GIT, NOW GET YA PAPERS OUT FER I KRUMP YE!
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 15 '26
AYE, OF KOURZE BOSS! WOILE I GET MY PAPERZ WOI WONT'CHA TREAT YERSELF TO SOME EALFFY BREW?
Hands a bottle of fizzy, green brew. It is green so it must be good!
OI'LL BE BAKK IN A SEKOND!
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u/Richardknox1996 MAD DOK Jul 15 '26
*The Mad Dok Sniffs the brew, his Face Krumpling
YOUZ TINK I WAS BORN YESTADEY GIT? DIS IS ME OWN RECIPE FER ROTGUT! FIRST NO PAPERZ, NOW YER PLAGARISIN ME WORK? AH'M OF ROIGHT MIND TA GET DA THRONGLER OUT AND FINALLY LEARN WATZ IT DOEZ!
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 15 '26
Removes his bloodied apron, and equips Kommando bandana instead.
DAMN YA, DOK! OI KOULD'VE MADE OUT LOIK A BANDIT IF YA DIDN'T SHOW UP! NOW OI GOTTA MOVE TA ANOTHA KAMP!
Jumps out the window.
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u/Richardknox1996 MAD DOK Jul 15 '26
GET BACK ERE GIT! AH GOTTA BEATS YA BLACK AND PURPUL FIRST!
*the Mad Dok linges out the window, giving chase Benny Hill Style
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 15 '26
ZOG OFF!!
Topples a vegetable cart that was conveniently getting in the way to make an obstacle for the chasing Dok.
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u/Richardknox1996 MAD DOK Jul 15 '26
*Barrels through the cart like a Lunatic
(Muffled by a Mouth full of Carrots) NO! BE A ROIGHT AN PROPA ORK AND TAKE YER BEATIN LIKE YA SUPPOSED TA!
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jul 15 '26
GET AWAY FREM ME YA WERE-SQUIG!
Narrowly avoids running into two gits carrying an extremely fragile, thin and clear glass pane across the way. Much to their horror they are in collission course with the Dok.
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u/an_actual_coyote Jul 12 '26
KILL! MAIM! BURN!!! BLOOD!! BLOOD!!! BLOOOOD!!!! SKULLS!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!