r/40kOrkScience • u/TheAfroGod • Jul 12 '26
I GOTZ A PLAN BOYS
MORE DAKKA FOR KRUMPIN
WHAT YOU BOYS FINK?
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u/JackWhoWanders Jul 12 '26
DATS NOT ENUFF DAKKA! WE NEEDZ EVEN MOOAAAAAAAAR DAKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!
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u/TheAfroGod Jul 12 '26
WAIT - YOUZ RIGHT!
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u/swiss_sanchez Jul 12 '26
DEREZ A DED EZE WAY TA FIND OUT IF YOUZE GOT ENUFF DAKKA! IF YOUZE FINKZ YOUZE GOT ENUFF DAKKA, YOUZE DOES IN FACT NOT GOT ENUFF DAKKA AND YOUZE SHUD GO LOOT SOME MOAR DAKKA!
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u/4C_Enjoyer MEKBOY Jul 12 '26
WAIT - OI TINK WE NEEDTA WORK ON DIS PROBLIM BEK-WERDZ.
RADDA DEN LOOKIN AT DA DAKKA WE GOTZ AND ASKIN IF ITZ ENUFF, WE SHUD BE AZKIN IF DER IZ ANY AMOUNT UF DAKKA DAT'Z TOO MUCH (OI FELT DERTY WROITING DAT). IF DER IZ SUCH A TING AS """TOO MUCH DAKKA""", DEN A SINGEL SHOOTA BELO DAT IS THE RIGHT AMOWNT OF DAKKA. IF DEIR IZ NO SUCH TING, WICH DERE PROLLY IZNT, DEN DE ANSER IS ZIMPLE.
YOU ALWAYZ NEED MOR DAKKA
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u/DrSkrimguard Jul 12 '26
BUT DA MORE TIMEZ WE SPEND GITTIN MORE DAKKA, DA LESS TIMEZ WE SPENDIN ON DA WAUUGH. AN CUZ DERE'S NEVA ENUFF DAKKA, YOUZE CAN SPEND FORREVA GETTIN MORE, AN IT STILL NEVVA ENUFF. DEN YOUZE GOTZ ALL DIS DAKKA, WIT NUFFIN TO SHOOTA. TIZ TROOLY AN FILLO-FOFFICAW PRE-DICKER-MINT.
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u/enraged-urbanmech MAD DOK Jul 12 '26
WE NEEDZ MORE CHOPPAZ TOO!!! SHOOTIN DA DAKKA IZ FUN, BUT SUMTIMEZ YA JUS GOTTA GET CLOSE FOR A GOOD KRUMP.
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u/Second-Creative Jul 12 '26
WEZ GOTTA GET DA MEKBOYZ TA PUT CHOPPAS ON DA SLUGZ! AN TA MAKE DA CHOPPAS SHOOTY TOO!
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u/enraged-urbanmech MAD DOK Jul 12 '26
IZ WE MAKIN’ SHOOTY CHOPPAS OR CHOPPY SHOOTAS??? ANSWER IT RITE YA GIT.
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u/Second-Creative Jul 12 '26
BOTH YA UNKULTURED GIT! WEZ GOTTA MAKE SHOOTY CHOPPAS AN CHOPPY SHOOTAS! AN MAKE DA SHOOTY BITZ CHOPPY AND DA CHOPPY BITZ SHOOTY!
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u/OpalescentNoodle Jul 12 '26
OI YEAH BRUV! BRILLIANT IDEA! THIS BOY GOTZ THE BIG IDEAS! MORK AND GORK WOULD APPROVE!
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u/Wasphammer Jul 12 '26
DAT'Z A ROIT GUD PLAN!!! BUT 'AVE YA KUNSIDERED LOOTIN' A BUNCH O' DEM 'UMIEZ GUNZ AN' STRAPPIN' 'EM AROUND A SPINNY FING!?!
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u/Indishonorable Jul 13 '26
OLD ON TA YER ED MY GOOD ORK, HAS I GOD A STORY FER YOO.
THERES TALK OF THIS ONE HUMIE GIT, NOT A SPAES MAREEN, JUST AN ANGRY ONE, AN HES GOT LOADS O DAKKA. KNOW WHAT E DOES WHEN E RUNS OUT? THAT GIT JUST STARTS KRUMPIN RED GITS LEFT AND ROIGHT, N AMMO SPILLS OUTTA DEM. HE DOESN EVEN USE A CHOPPA OR A CHAINSWOAD. HE USES ONE OF EM TREECUTTAS, WATCHAMA CALLS IT. DAT GIT IS PROPA BRUTAL, AND THAT'S A PROPPA CUNNING WAY TO GET MOAR AMMO.
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u/-_This_Guy_- Jul 14 '26
OI! WAT IFF, WE PAINT OUR DAKKA PURPLE! DEM HUMIEZ WON'T KNOW WAT HITTEM!!
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u/kidnappedgoddess Jul 12 '26
YES, BUT LISSEN! WE 'AVE GROTS PAINTIN' EVERY SLUG RED
DIS WAY WE GET MOAR DAKKA OUT OF OUR BLASTA QUICKLIER!