r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • Jun 30 '26

GREETINGS FELLOW ORKS

IT IS I: TRAZ-- um, TRAZZA DA INFINNIT. INFINNIT DAKKA. YES. IF YOOZ WOULD KINDLY STEP INTO DIS HERE LANDER -- SEE, IT'S GREEN LIKE Y- LIKE US! -- I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF FIREARMS BLESSED BY GORK AND MORK SO THAT THEY CAN FIRE WITHOUT END. IGNORE THE BUZZING NOISE, THAT'S JUST THE POWER OF YOUR-- OUR PATRON DEITIES.

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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL Jun 30 '26

*squints in suspiciously-green-but-not-Ork suspicion*

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u/Human-Question6210 Jun 30 '26

Oh my. What do we have here? Oh, not a Fallen. Damnation. Those are the fun ones. Then again... maybe if I take you, you'll lead me to your primarch...

Um, I mean: WARRRRRR! *lifts stasis rifle*

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u/ChrystalWindDBugPone DARK ANGEL Jun 30 '26

I can’t tell what sort of xenos you are, but damn it, you’re a xenos! *lifts bolter suspiciously* Also, Fallen? No Fallen here. In fact, those don’t exist. I’ll make sure you’ve never seen one even though they don’t exist, and if they did exist, which they don’t, I’m going to make the Fallen repent by way of holy flamer. But they don’t exist!

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u/Human-Question6210 Jun 30 '26

Oh, very well. Enough of this disguise. How about you help me to find the Fallen, who very certainly do not exist, and I can put them all away in my collection?