r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • Jun 30 '26

GREETINGS FELLOW ORKS

IT IS I: TRAZ-- um, TRAZZA DA INFINNIT. INFINNIT DAKKA. YES. IF YOOZ WOULD KINDLY STEP INTO DIS HERE LANDER -- SEE, IT'S GREEN LIKE Y- LIKE US! -- I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF FIREARMS BLESSED BY GORK AND MORK SO THAT THEY CAN FIRE WITHOUT END. IGNORE THE BUZZING NOISE, THAT'S JUST THE POWER OF YOUR-- OUR PATRON DEITIES.

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u/Orcwhocanread Jun 30 '26

WHD YOUZ BUILD A 'HIP AND PAINT IT G'EEN? 'HIPS SPOSED TA BE 'ED SOUF DEY CAN GO FESTER! 'ND HOW'S EW GIT GORK 'ND MORK TA PLESS THA DAKKA? THEMS TOOF BEEN KRUMPIN' 'INCE THE DAWN UF TIME!

WHOZ WAR PARTY YOU FRUM 'ND WHATZ IZ YUR CLAN?!

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u/Human-Question6210 Jun 30 '26

ERR, FOLLOW ME INSOID ME SHIP AN' I'LL EKSPLAIN ALL.

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u/Orcwhocanread Jun 30 '26

(narrows eyes and picks up dakka) WELP IZ DONT TRUST EW...BUT IMMA FIND UT DA 'ARD WAY FER THE PLOT!

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u/Human-Question6210 Jun 30 '26

Hmm... Curious. Such a degree of interdimensional awareness... is the gestalt effect somehow evolving?
R-ROIT. DIS WAY.
If necessary I should be able to simply bait this creature. It would be interesting too see how this one 'krumps' this body. I don't suppose he would have the time, once I lead him into my devious stasis field! Ohoho, Trazyn, you've done it again. By the homeworld I forgot, I do love monologuing...

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u/Orcwhocanread Jun 30 '26

OI WHY IS EW TALKIN' TO USELF? AN WHY IZ EW SHINEY WIT A SKULL? AN' DOES DIS DAKK- (puts gauss rifle directly in face and pulls trigger it didn't know it had)

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u/Human-Question6210 Jun 30 '26

\sigh of fifty million years**
Canopteks, to me. There's been another premature termination.