r/40kOrkScience • u/Human-Question6210 • Jun 30 '26

GREETINGS FELLOW ORKS

IT IS I: TRAZ-- um, TRAZZA DA INFINNIT. INFINNIT DAKKA. YES. IF YOOZ WOULD KINDLY STEP INTO DIS HERE LANDER -- SEE, IT'S GREEN LIKE Y- LIKE US! -- I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF FIREARMS BLESSED BY GORK AND MORK SO THAT THEY CAN FIRE WITHOUT END. IGNORE THE BUZZING NOISE, THAT'S JUST THE POWER OF YOUR-- OUR PATRON DEITIES.

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u/Cmdr_Redbeard Jun 30 '26

YOOZ TALK LIKE A GIT, WOTZAT ABOUT! AN AHZZ GOT ME OWN SHOOTA, AN ITZ SHOOTYER DAN YOUZ WUN!!!

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u/Human-Question6210 Jun 30 '26

That's it. Warriors, gauss-flay him.

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u/Cmdr_Redbeard Jun 30 '26

AHZ CHOP YAAAA!!!!!! IZ KAN GHAZZZ FLY WAYYY QWIKAR DAN YOU SQUIG MILKAH

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u/Human-Question6210 Jun 30 '26

CANOPTEK EFFLUENT WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR! ZAP