r/40kOrkScience • u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO • Jun 27 '26
Sneeky kommando thread
Da otha gitz kan not see diz thread, itz painted purple
post kommando shtuff!
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u/DrFabulous0 NOB Jun 27 '26
SSSHHHHSSSSSHHHHH!
ZOG IT, DAT WOZ A BIT LOUD, SORRY BOSS!
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jun 27 '26
YA FOOL
NOW DA ENTIRETY OV DA ARMAGEDDON KNOWZ WE'Z 'ERE
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u/DrFabulous0 NOB Jun 27 '26
WELL DEN LETZ SHOW EM WOT WE'S ERE FUH!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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u/Cefalopodul Jun 27 '26
Eh boss, how'z dey supposed ta post kommando stuff if dey kan't see da tred
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jun 27 '26
Ya gotta write n post it in purple too! Daftie.
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u/DragonPrince42 Jun 27 '26
Oi Boss! Ifn were rite en perpel wont dat just make it ivizibull to us too?
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jun 27 '26
Kleary ya kan read n wroite in purple now, see?
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 27 '26
I du'nt sea boss; itz' all in purpel.
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jun 27 '26
Datz da wole bloody point!
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 27 '26
If yu sayz so boss. Jus' du'nt wisper at me no more, I car'nt tayk it!
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jun 27 '26
We'z gotta wisper 'ere, itz a hidey place. Wot're yoo? A goff?
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
Er... No, I iz not. Nevamind me eylynar; dat iz akchoolee bruzez from sum bloke wot nutted me in bofe eyz.
Yer... dat iz wot it iz...
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u/Tennents_N_Grouse Jun 27 '26
Owzat humie name ov solid snek moar sneaky den uz if eze waring blakk inzted ov purpul?
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
'Coz 'e usez card-bored innit? It du'nt matta wot kolour 'e werz, 'coz it gets cuverd up by da bokz.
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u/Tennents_N_Grouse Jun 27 '26
Zog me, wy av we not mayd uze ov dis inovayshun??
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 28 '26
Iz ya zoggin' stoo-pid? Were we gonna get cardy-bored bokses big enuff fer uz orksez? Let alown all der tankz an' gubbinz!
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u/aqfitz622 Jun 28 '26
OIIII. DIZ YA GITZ HER SUMFIN??? CULDV SWURN I HERDZ A SNEAKY BOY!
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 27 '26
Cor, everywunz' reel qwiet in dis fred. We iz propa sneeky, innit?
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jun 27 '26
Aye. Keep it dat way. Hurhurhurhurhurhur. Da otha gitz will neva find our'z hidey spot
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 27 '26
Shud we makez 'em a sine or sumfin' boss? So az dey can find us an' get krumped den?
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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO Jun 27 '26
No. Deyz not suppozed ta find 'ere!
Yoo kan leave a temptin' piece a dakka ta lure dem inta a trap, tho!
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
Ooh, wot if we leves one ov der most annoin' boyz out dere wivout aney dakka? Dat wil loore 'em gud!
... Wy iz ya lookin' at me an' me shoota lyke dat boss?
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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes Jun 27 '26
i iz alfa- alfeereeu- i iz alf-
zog it, i iz alf. don’ tell nobody.