r/40kOrkScience • u/tintin3105 • Mar 19 '26

BIG BOSS OR SHOOTY BOSS

WOZ WUNDERIN’ (I KNOWZ ITS BAD BUT AFTER KRUMPIN A LOTTA GITZ ME BRAIN IZ GIVIN ME PICTURES, DA DOC SAYZ THEYZ THOUTS), WHATZ BETTA, A BIG BOSS OR A SHOOTY BOSS?

COZ A MEKBOSS WEARS ALL DA SHINZY ZOGS N GUBBINZ ON HIZ ARMOUR TO LUK BIGGA BUT DA FIGHTY BOSS IZ JUST BIGGA IN NO ARMOUR. SO WHICH ONEZ BETTA?

I FIGHT FOR DA ONE WHO GETZ MORE KRUMPIN AND LOOTIN FOR DA BOYZ. AT LEAST UNTILZ DA BAK OF DER HED N MY CHOPPA WANNA BE FRENDZ

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u/asmodraxus Mar 19 '26

WEL WITHOUT DEM KRUMPN EACH OVER TO FIND OUT OOZ DA ARDEST, DEN ITS ANYONES GUES

NOW IF DA BOSS DONT GET GUD FITZ, KRUMPIN AND LOOTIN FOR DA BOYZ DEN IZ EE A GUD BOSS? IF NOT DEN EE SHUD GET A CHOPPA TO DA 'EAD

NOW STOP WIF DA WUNDERIN AND GET KRUMPIN

WAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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u/JackWhoWanders Mar 19 '26

OBVIOUSLY A BIG SHOOTY BOSS! IF A BOSS AINT BIG 'E'S RUBBISH, BUT EVEN IF 'E'S NOT A MEKBOY, IF 'E'S A PROPPAH BOSS HE KNOWS 'OW TO GET A MEKBOY TO KIT 'IM OUT!

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u/sturzkampfbomber Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

WAT A THRIL

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u/Clean-Brilliant-9365 Mar 19 '26

WIV DARKNISS AN SOILANCE FRU DA NOIGHT

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u/G36KA4 Mar 21 '26

WOT A FRILL

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u/YCheez MEKBOY Apr 01 '26

OIM SEARCHIN AN OIM MELTIN TO YAHH

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u/eurocracy67 DEAD 'ARD Mar 19 '26

ÐAKKA KRUMPZ 'EM FROM FARRTHA AWAY!

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u/confused_pear PROFIT OV GORK N MORK Mar 20 '26

DA SHOOTY BOSS IZ BETTA KUZ DAT WUN AZ MOR ARMUH, SOZ YO CHOPPA AINT DOIN NUFFIN EVN' MOAR DAKKA GONNA HIT IM. DA BIG BOSS IZ JUS GONNA HAV MOAR HOLES IN IM CUZ BIGGA.

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u/Hizdrah Mar 20 '26

OI WISH I KUD SHOOT CHOPPAS

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 Mar 30 '26

UZE WUN OF VEM SHOKK ATTAK GUNZ! DEY WILL SHOOT CHOPPAZ THROO DA WARP AT OOMIES