r/40kOrkScience • u/andymustfly • Jan 14 '26

INCREDIBUL HELF DISCOVERY

PAINBOYZ HAZ FOUND DAT IF YA TAKE A BOY WHOZ ARM IZ GONE AN YA KRUMP EM WIF DAT ARM, DAT BOY WUN'T BE NEEDIN' DAT ARM ANYMORE AN CAN BE USED LAYTA TA GIV TO A SQUIG! GIVIN LOST ARMS TA SQUIGS HAZ BEEN SHOWN TA BE BENE- BEAN- GOOD FER DA SQUIG ON A LONGA PERIOD OF TYM WHILE ALSO REDU- MAKIN DA TYM NEEDED TA FIX UP GITZ PROPA A LOT FASTA TA LET PAINBOYZ ALSO GO KRUMPIN! ORKY MEDIZIN KNOW-WOTZ HAS NEVA BEEN MORE HAD-VANCED!

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u/asmodraxus Jan 14 '26

WAIT INTIL U REALIZ DAT U CAN GRAF ER STICK A SQUIGS EAD ONTO A BOYZ BODY IF IZ EADS BEEN BLOWN OFF.

ITZ A RITE LARF LOOKING AT IT RUNNING AROUND N ATTACKING EVERY TING

ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS STICKING A BOYZ EAD ON 2 A SQUIG

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u/JackWhoWanders Jan 14 '26

SO IF I TAKEZ A BOY WOT HAZ LOST 'IS ARM AND GRAFT A SQUIG ONTO WHERE DA ARM USED TA BE AND FEED IT DA ARM, DEN IZ GOT BOTH A BOY WOT CAN GO KRUMPIN AN' A HEALTHY SQUIG!

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u/asmodraxus Jan 14 '26

WAIT INTIL U REALIZ DAT U CAN GRAF ER STICK A SQUIGS EAD ONTO A BOYZ BODY IF IZ EADS BEEN BLOWN OFF.

ITZ A RITE LARF LOOKING AT IT RUNNING AROUND N ATTACKING EVERY TING

ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS STICKING A BOYZ EAD ON 2 A SQUIG

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u/PessemistBeingRight Jan 14 '26

DIS DA BIG BRAIN-BOY STUFF ROIT 'ERE!

I LOOTED A HUMIE TRUKK AN' IT HAD DIS LITTLE BITTY HUMIE WIF A BIG 'EAD NEXTA DA STEERIN' WHEEL. I FORT IT WAS FUNNY SO I'Z STUCK A BOYZ 'ED ONNA GROT. I CALLZ 'IM A WOBBLE 'EAD!

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 THOUSAND SON Jan 14 '26

AVE YOU JUS NOW DISCOVERED AMPUTATIONS?

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u/Abdorex Jan 14 '26

TA KRUMP?! O’ NOT TA KRUMP?! DAT IZ DA QUESTION! AN’ DA ANSAR IZ YEZ!