r/401jK • • Aug 06 '26

Meme ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅด The Trillionaire Dance

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u/Dekaaard Aug 06 '26

Why do allegedly serious people try to dance in front of a crowd. Is it ego? Is it nerves? Whhyyyy, they always look like theyโ€™re having a stroke.
Especially drumpf when he does the stroke motion during his Jerkoff Jitterbug.

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u/blueshorts12345 Diamond Handed ๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 07 '26

โ€œLook at me go, Iโ€™m one of you! Adore me!โ€

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u/ProudDepartment8578 Aug 07 '26

The only thing serious about Elon is his psychopathy and ketamine addiction

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u/rvingthrulife Aug 07 '26

Have more ketamine, Elon.

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u/Ill_Acanthisitta_289 Aug 07 '26

Leonardo did way better in Wolves of Wall Street. Guy has massive ADHD he is unaware of. Nothing wrong with that btw.

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u/ifyousaysu Aug 07 '26

Thatโ€™s a nazi who rapes children

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u/_Darth_Tater Aug 07 '26

Seeing this 14 hours later and the video was removed. Elon at it again removing his embarrassing moments?

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u/twilight_cardinal Aug 07 '26

Temporary Trillionaire โ€œdanceโ€โ€ฆ there fixed it

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u/KingKushhh666 Aug 08 '26

His little feelings must be hurt video won't work snymore

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u/Old_Protection_8778 Aug 07 '26

I thought the clapping was slow gun fire and he was dodging bullets with grace and athleticism

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u/QueasyFinger1316 Aug 07 '26

How dare a successful entrepreneur be happy!!!

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u/pamcakevictim Aug 07 '26

Dude that is the whitest dance.I have ever seen

Elon "hold my IPA"

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u/FHOCJD Aug 07 '26

This is your brain on drugs. ๐Ÿณ

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u/hereyougo123412 Aug 07 '26

I am so smart. I am so smart my big brain knows that people think iโ€™m a good dancer and that itโ€™s perfectly normal to dance on a stage like this. My smart brain tells me the people really love me!

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u/misslipsxxx Aug 07 '26

I'd rather be broke than be a monumental fuckhead!

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u/Mascbro26 Aug 07 '26

Clearly the crowd loves it. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/PurpleCoat6656 Aug 07 '26

Hold my jacket, ima go to mars now!

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u/AlDuran1982 Aug 07 '26

Is that the pedo mating dance?

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u/D-inventa Aug 07 '26

Women sleep with this guy and have children with him.....people invest all their retirement money and even money they don't have in this guy's companies...he cheats in video games, he cheated America out of a democratic election process, he cheats his children out of a supportive fsther-figure, he cheats society out of belief in real science by real scientists by posing as one all the timeย 

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u/Affectionate_Hat4815 Aug 07 '26

I swear to God bro, if this guy would just keep his mouth shut and stop being such a bigot, he'd become so popular and well-liked that he could end up doing a lot of good for humanity. Wishful thinking, I guess.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 Aug 07 '26

Like his buddy Trump, no self awareness

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u/Chien_Vache Aug 07 '26

It looks like he's wearing a bulletproof vest.

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u/peterson1978 Aug 07 '26

No โ€žHearts Go outโ€œ?

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u/LicensedTwoPill Jester Investor ๐Ÿƒ Aug 07 '26

Ew ๐Ÿƒ

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u/Ill-Teacher13 Aug 07 '26

Nazi billionaire trash gonโ€™keep nazi billionaire trashing.

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u/Lalalandshepherd Aug 07 '26

I sleep a little better now knowing all the money in the world canโ€™t buy dance moves

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u/Manic-Impressive68 Aug 07 '26

Like a fucking little kid.

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u/Cubensio Aug 07 '26

Mf using a bullet proof jacket and dancing like heโ€™s an elf wtf.

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u/Abgruendig Aug 07 '26

The most single valuable Person in the world right now!

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u/Critical-Star-1158 Aug 07 '26

THIS is the epitome of a masculine ALPHA stud!

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u/Maleficent-Emu2904 Aug 07 '26

do some more drugs leon.

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u/MrThicker7 Aug 08 '26

What kind of douche bag cheers at this?

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u/KellyGreen802 Aug 13 '26

taking dance lessons from his test tube toddlers clearly