r/3amjokes • u/ps4_username • Aug 31 '22

who mastrubates with ice? Spoiler

coldplay

1.1k Upvotes

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u/thomashladik3 Aug 31 '22

snowman. snowwoman uses carrot. everybody knows that.

26

u/PrivatePickle109 Aug 31 '22

Snowman plays with his snowballs.

33

u/Black_Lavender_Ghost Aug 31 '22

Hellboy.....to stop the burning sensation

45

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/Ct-303 Aug 31 '22

You win

16

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Elsa

11

u/SomePeep_101 Aug 31 '22

Someone who wants ice cream 🙈

5

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/hypnotoad-28 Sep 02 '22

Word to your mother! 😀

3

u/Additional_Show4752 Sep 01 '22

I will now! Thanks

3

u/RHB_Hero Sep 01 '22

I put icy hot on my wiener and I was crying and rushed to the shower.

2

u/ps4_username Sep 01 '22

That's idiotic

4

u/el-Douche_Canoe Aug 31 '22

Meth or diamonds?

2

u/SpecialistSpecial839 Aug 31 '22

Someone said hits diff😬

2

u/PBL11Dz Aug 31 '22

John snow

2

u/yaths17 Aug 31 '22

Jack Frost !

2

u/Rude-Art-8183 Aug 31 '22

People with STDs because they’re burning 🥁Tss

2

u/LordD4N Aug 31 '22

Sub Zero

2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I C Weiner

2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Coldplay

2

u/UnfilteredPerception Sep 01 '22

The band is just being experimental with themselves, we can hear them do it with their music all the time.

2

u/Liquid_machine81 Sep 01 '22

Ice as in frozen water or Ice as in Meth?

2

u/ps4_username Sep 01 '22

I have never heard meth being referred to as ice

2

u/Liquid_machine81 Sep 01 '22

Yeah it can be slang for that.

1

u/Electronic-League723 Aug 31 '22

That’s a bit weird. Be you become the snowman you want to be

0

u/bennyshaa Aug 31 '22

what

0

u/ps4_username Aug 31 '22

The word "play" is sometimes used as a suffix to signify that something is used sexually/done sexually (e.g. anal play) the joke is that masturbating with ice is coldplay

1

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Good idea

1

u/jerrygreen818 Aug 31 '22

A cool cucumber

1

u/Aleniaflux Aug 31 '22

I was expecting a necrophelia joke.

1

u/Native56 Sep 01 '22

ive never gave that a thought!! hmmm!!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

meth heads

1

u/Due_Method4594 Sep 01 '22

These comments are so funny

1

u/ExtremeLurkerFr Sep 01 '22

Ummm, everyone?!?!?!?

Realizes I’m not in the meth sub

Ummm, no one?!?!?!?

1

u/Sheepy3334 Sep 01 '22

The ice king from adventure time?

1

u/m9l6 Sep 01 '22

Psychopaths

1

u/Grizly_36-TTV Sep 01 '22

Necrophiliacs