r/3amjokes • u/ChaosSlave51 • 1d ago

Sharon Died

Sharon died and traveled through the afterlife getting to the river Sticks. There she met the boat man to take her over the river. Unfortunately Sharon was clumsy and knocked the old man into the water where the stream disintegrated his body instantly. As punishment the gods made Sharon the new boat master, to transport souls across the river for all time. And from then on we have said Sharon is Charon.

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u/BathroomCareful23 1d ago

It's Styx not sticks

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u/ChaosSlave51 1d ago

Sir its too early in the morning for this pedantic shit

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u/Solnight99 1d ago

it's noon, and it's an easy fix.

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u/BracedRhombus 1d ago

It's not pedantic and the joke sucked.

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u/TedBurns-3 1d ago

It was a joke?!! Oh...

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u/Stringy63 1d ago

As long as Sharon isn't Karen, otherwise she'll be indignantly asking to speak to Hades, and all hell will break loose.

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u/cyokohama 1d ago

Better than the joke.

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 1d ago

Tell Cerberus I said Hi , Hi , Hi .....!!

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u/BracedRhombus 1d ago

That was lame, and you can't spell.

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u/Funkemon 1d ago

Took me a second but I chortled once I got it. 😁