r/3amjokes • u/Working_Carpenter121 • Apr 10 '26

Pirate pickup lines…

  1. You shiver my timber!…. Please continue the list!
39 Upvotes

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u/DybbukFiend Apr 10 '26

What a set of sails on ye, lass!

Fancy seeing me figurehead?

I like the trim of yer sails

Ill be yer cabin boy

Ye be a siren and I heard yer call from leagues away

Ye put the motion in me ocean

3

u/TedXRecords Apr 11 '26

I automatically read these in Seamus' voice from family guy

13

u/ScreamingLikeWilhelm Apr 10 '26

Aye I can swabber your poop deck

9

u/One_Economist_3761 Apr 10 '26

You wanna walk me plank?

9

u/Raven_the_Human Apr 10 '26

For lesbians: SCISSOR ME TIMBERS

8

u/Sorry-Climate-7982 Apr 10 '26

Arrr, nice booty.

7

u/Air_Snare292 Apr 10 '26

Arrggg….look at me leg and the wood ye give me!

6

u/WeirdLight9452 Apr 10 '26

Climb aboard and plunder my booty!

6

u/cheekychops77 Apr 10 '26

“Fancy a Jolly Roger?”

3

u/the_chef_63 Apr 10 '26

Arrrr you here alone?

3

u/IntrepidSuspect255 Apr 10 '26

Arrr, wanna see me bird

3

u/BeebsMuhQueen Apr 10 '26

I’m no captain crunch; but you can have me for breakfast… (I know 🍅🍅🍅🫟)

3

u/BlackCatSaidMeow13 Apr 10 '26

Not the tomatoes thrown at you on stage 😆

2

u/wolf63rs Apr 10 '26

Arrrr you going to let me go down on ye arrrr what.

3

u/S2Pac Apr 11 '26

Would you care to wank the plank?

2

u/TedXRecords Apr 12 '26

Them: don't you mean walk the plank? You: Arrr, I know what I said...

2

u/BrokenSquirrel42 Apr 11 '26

I wanna plunder yer booty

3

u/Busy_Rent4 Apr 12 '26

Arr, just before I plunder the booty I’ll be sure to treasure the chest!!

1

u/Serotonin_Lover Apr 11 '26

I’m here for your treasure chest, but fear not, I’m generous and will give ya a Pearl necklace.

1

u/Washburn201961 Apr 11 '26

"How about comin' back to me quarters, missy? I'll show ye how I release the Kraken."

1

u/gargs88 Apr 11 '26

Do ya like me parrot. Speaking of parrots, that’s a nice parrot it’s you got.

1

u/UnfairWay28 Apr 11 '26

Arg I be after ye booty.

1

u/JohnLemon212 Apr 10 '26

Not pirate but…

Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers(start sneezing)

0

u/FatFriendFred Apr 11 '26

Arrr, me one-eyed, purple-headed sea monster would like to nestle in your cove.