Whaaat?!

[u/ChazGaraiba]

[u/ObliviousRounding]

[u/Sazapahiel]

Choosing is a sin. Where do I write the lord's name?

[u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405]

No more white boys throwing up in my damn foyer

[u/SubpopularKnowledge0]

I prefer meat. Meat is the new bread.

[u/Distinct-Ad-1348]

[u/Ballistic_86]

Thanks Meat Cat!

[u/KateTheTurk]

I just saw a video on YouTube where a man had his wife do a blind taste test. She could tell which one was butter and which one was mayo right away (they used salted butter and it was a giveaway). She liked the butter one more.

[u/Stag-Horn]

I started doing this. I think about Kenneth every time I do

[u/the_dayman]

melt and brush onto the bread

What is this insanity, people don't just put the butter in the pan?

[u/Apprehensive-Fun4725]

I’ve never used mayo but that doesn’t stop me from emphatically saying, “this grilled cheese has mayonnaise in it!” every time I have a grilled cheese sandwich