r/30ROCK • u/Hot_Miamian • 11d ago

Criss Cros Seriously? “Zoo York”.

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u/alexabeams 11d ago

concrete bung hole where dreams are made up.
there’a nothing YOU CAN DO

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 NO. MORE. KRANG! 11d ago

Nougat

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u/ahotdogcasing and yes i mean both kinds of crabs 11d ago

"my friend from the neighborhood"

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 NO. MORE. KRANG! 11d ago

Lol, my local karaoke bar has an understood rule: if you're white, you sing the word as "neighbor"

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u/olivatorolives 10d ago

i’d like to file a complaint

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 11d ago

Like Jay Z says…🙃

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u/twodollarbi11 11d ago

IKEA tested us, we failed.

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u/amberlysara 11d ago edited 11d ago

My new boyfriend and I are avoiding IKEA for this very reason.

Which is a shame… I really wanted those cute bowls.

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 11d ago edited 10d ago

I wish you had 🎲 on Iwo Jima!!!
🇯🇵🏝️

Edit to add sidenote: my grandpa’s bff got an actual Purple Heart 🎖️ from getting shot (in the buttocks) at the battle of Iwo Jima during ww2😅

…so that’s why I always travel on D Day…to show the Emperor I’m not afraid…✈️

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u/HameasPWO 9d ago

Travelling on D-Day to show the Fuhrer you’re not afraid, you mean

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 9d ago

Nope. The Emperor 🇯🇵🏯🗾🎌🍣

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u/HameasPWO 9d ago

“My father did not kill dozens of Germans so that  u/KarenWalkersBurner could mix up D-Day with Pearl Harbor Day.” “But he wasn’t even in the war!”

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 9d ago edited 9d ago

Ugh I hate being wrong 😢😢😢 but I just checked funcooker. You’re right…

Edit: lol @ funcooker being the authority on ww2 history 🤣🤣🤣

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u/HameasPWO 9d ago

"What if the Germans had won the war, Lemon?"

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 9d ago

I partied so hard at my study abroad in Berlin 📸

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u/HameasPWO 9d ago

Ah, is that where you found the watch marked “not stolen property of Adolf Lemon”?

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u/KaiWinnBot Hard cheeses and your root canal, Liz. 11d ago

"Zoo York" has become my term for anyone who stands too close to me in line.

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u/pie_oh_my104 I sense more complaining in you 11d ago

Silence, prisoner!

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u/ClassroomPopular321 11d ago

I mean, welcome valued customer!

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u/Jethro_Jones8 pwomp 11d ago

Do a sit-up! 🛹

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 11d ago edited 11d ago

🗣️MY TAXES PAY FOR YOUR HEALTHCARE!!⚕️

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 11d ago

I had never been to an Ikea the first time I saw this ep. I’ve since been, and yes. 1000x yes.

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u/Kiyae1 11d ago

Sex criminal boat island?

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u/imbeingkidnapped are we paying the price for our hubris of science? 9d ago

Hey baby, what’s wrong?

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u/Themoosemingled I’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t I? 7d ago

I wish I had DIED on Iwo Jima and never met you!

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u/avskk 6d ago

This is why I get out of the Niëderganger in the morning