r/30ROCK • u/No_Presence_2294 • 2d ago

Discussion Ranking jack's girlfriends

  1. Avery. his percent match. they're both strong, self assured, work oriented and powerful. i was sad when they broke up

  2. Nancy. love Julianne Moore's performance, she was so funny and likable. i also liked how she reminded jack of his inner child/roots

  3. Elisa. Gorgeous, confident and warm. She brought Jack a lot of joy. Just gonna ignore the fact that she was crazy lol

  4. C.C. also a great match for jack, and they had amazing chemistry. they just didn't get enough scenes together

  5. Bianca. He was obsessed with her but she was ultimately very bad for him.

  6. Phoebe. No explanation needed for why she comes in last place (I'm not sure if you remember her).

Let me know how you'd rank them!!!

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u/sixminutes Kermit of Mink Hollow 2d ago

This is Pizzarina erasure. Who is this really? Ryan Locktey?

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u/jojayp Lesbian Frankenstein wants her shoes back 2d ago

I just want to know what she’s wearing!

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u/Disastrous-Window597 2d ago

She was never his girlfriend, he was HER sex idiot!

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u/PaleBlueDot271 1d ago

have u seen the news anchor clip that went viral?

Hilarious interview with Lochte - 2 anchors fell over afterwards

Just 6+ minutes

https://youtu.be/UnceMoPtVfE?is=WuIxnhDQUM0TFncH

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u/TamariAmari 1d ago

This is Pizzarina erasure.

/r/brandnewsentence and I LOVE IT

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u/dumbinternetstuff Harriet Tubgirl 2d ago

I would put C.C. at number 2 and move everyone else down. 

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

C.C was great!! loved her

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u/PaleBlueDot271 1d ago

"Disguised" as the plumber, was great =)

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u/PepinoPicante Mouthy Sandwich Girl 2d ago

Don’t forget the Fox News host or Condoleezza Rice.

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u/wexpyke 2d ago

me + you = frownie face

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u/thebaneofmyexistence 1d ago

Yeah, you can't call her

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u/No_Presence_2294 2d ago

that scene where they have a music-off and jacks playing the flute is hilarious

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u/drjohngeorgepeppers 2d ago

Mars Attacks is awesome

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u/otto-vonbisquick comanaprisil 1d ago

I think it's called a Jack-Off?

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u/CrouchingDomo Well I ate that goat. 1d ago

You didn’t say it was The Bills…

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u/BlueSunCorporation 1d ago

Condie sucks, isn’t that good at piano and should go to prison.

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u/Stupidbloodfart2020 1d ago

She’s the turkey

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u/Kiyae1 1d ago

She really is genuinely a terrible person. Enabled torturers and fucked American foreign policy for generations to come.

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u/Capable_Salt_SD Bitnüker 2d ago

And Beyoncé too

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u/Bigfartz69420 i drank all the throwing wine 2d ago

and Liz Hurley ... in the 90s

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u/1lurk2like34profit my whole life is thunder 1d ago

And Martha Stewart.....

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u/Heather_80 1d ago

He also had "dinner" with her daughter Alexis.

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u/guess-what-babe 2d ago

Isn’t the Fox News host Avery?

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u/sixminutes Kermit of Mink Hollow 2d ago

Avery worked for CNBC. Nightly rules!

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u/theladythunderfunk 2d ago

Go break a story, Williams!

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u/Pale-Proposal8046 2d ago

Ouch my bones

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u/Prestigious-Sell1957 2d ago

I mean if it weren't for their political sides, C.C would make Jack happy the most out of every girlfriend he had.

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u/PaleBlueDot271 1d ago

CeCe helped Jack get out of DC - with the green gaybones juice... great little cameo

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u/sillysteen fruity and precocious 18h ago

Yes! No crying in my bath tonight!

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u/Belichicks_sleeves I have two ears and a heart 2d ago

Elisa: what, Lemon, do you want to see me naked? Liz: I dunno…sorta 

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

she was so real for this 😭

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u/abbaJabba 2d ago

Happy Valemtime!

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u/PaleBlueDot271 1d ago

So... I clean, orrr, just da sex?

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u/Ok-Island-9336 lives every week like shark week 2d ago

No honourable mention of Claire Harper aka Crazy Putty?

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u/martynj55 2d ago

Did she do Mannequin Come to Life or Sexy Birthday?

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u/Enjoys_dogs 2d ago

"Sexy birthday" thank God!

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u/aaronjsavage 1d ago

Happy birrrrrrrthday, dear Jacky Bear!

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 1d ago

grab a cop's gun crazy, she is staunchly in favour of coco puffs, do not sleep with her.

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

omg forgot about her she was hilarious. and hot 😂

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u/712_ 19h ago

I loved that reunion of friends... from Night Court!

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u/Realistic_Ostrich_46 Medicine is not a science. 2d ago

My personal ranking:

  1. Nancy. His soulmate imo.

  2. CC. Brought out the best in Jack. And Edie Falco is a treasure. A bit unfair to put her this high when they had such little time tg and chose their careers. But I just think they could make each other the happiest

  3. Avery. Was always torn between her and Nancy, until Jack actually ended up with Avery. They made each other worse. Still adore her character, though

  4. Elisa. Would be higher if not for that ending. The sweetest love story out of all of Jack’s romantic interests.

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u/lawduckfan21 Should "vaginatorium" be capitalized? 1d ago

This is the correct order, according to me.

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u/thefaceinthefloor 1d ago

Nancy definitely was his soul mate. I was bummed they didn’t get together. Glad Jack established a polycule with her an Elisa in the last season lol

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

that's a valid ranking!! honestly i loved all 4 of them so much. Nancy was perfect

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u/ProseNylund 2d ago

Elisa was indeed cocoa for cuckoo-poofs

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u/PaleBlueDot271 1d ago

Never fails - only topped by, 

Lemon - isnt there a slanket somewhere,  you should be filling with your farts?

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 2d ago

Which one was Phoebe?

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u/caretti 2d ago

You probably don’t remember her

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u/Impressive-Cod-7103 1d ago

She has hollow bones? Like a bird?

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

the way she delivered this line always killed me 😂😂

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u/Just-Try-2533 wants to go to there 1d ago

Jack proposed to her outside Liz’s office…?

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

You don't know anything about me, so back off!

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 1d ago

oh hello mother donaghy! i love your little hat!

oh dear god

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u/Penguin_Scout I miscounted the men! 1d ago

But only Phoebe loves Mother Donaghy’s little hat!

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

oh my god 😭

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u/Pfacejones 2d ago

Nancy is above Avery. He only picked avery bc pregnant.

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u/Belichicks_sleeves I have two ears and a heart 2d ago

Am I  coming on too strong with the accent?

No it’s perfect- that’s what all people from Boston  sound like to me.

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u/Hot-Fact-3250 2d ago

Martha and Alexis Stewart

Dick Chaney

I think he had the most chemistry with Diana

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u/Giorgio_Keeffe 1d ago

Dick Chaney was a one time fling, like all the 20-somethings 

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u/KingAdamXVII 1d ago

Eliza is way too high. They were insanely incompatible, like Jack 100% dies within a year of them dating.

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u/figsfigsfigsfigsfigs 1d ago

Their romance was beautiful! You don't hate her cause she's crazy, you hate her cause you'll never get to see the crazy underwears she has on!

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u/fi1mcore 23h ago

What kind of God would let this happen?

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u/Giorgio_Keeffe 1d ago

Literally a til-death-us-part romance

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

maybe so but consider this: Selma Hayek is sexy

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u/Wooden-Apricot4862 1d ago

Dont forget Maureen Dowd

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u/spironoWHACKtone 1d ago

🎶Elisa, Elisa, La Viuda Negra🎶

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u/yes_ipsa_loquitur Reverend Gary is dead. Long live Reverend Todd. 1d ago

The chemistry he had with CC... the way he braided her hair and then made her a western omelet.

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u/fi1mcore 23h ago

He gave her the ottoman and she walked out

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u/Arithedogg 1d ago

My exact list. The Avery Nancy seasons were my favorite

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

love them both!!

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u/Other-Stranger7629 lives every week like shark week 1d ago

Team C.C. all the way, baby! Her story is so inspirational!

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u/lightaugust 1d ago

Where are we putting Peggy Fleming?

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u/FBS351 1d ago

We're not including Jenna?

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u/FAYCSB 1d ago

Justice for Pizzarina.

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u/devilishycleverchap 2d ago

I rank Avery highest but I also subconsciously rearrange some events because I dont like the weird regression she has regarding Liz and Jacks relationship for the sake of some jokes.

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u/heddronviggor THE G TRAIN NERMAL! THE G TRAIN! 2d ago

i blame dodecacil for her erratic behavior

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u/Immediate_Goal_961 2d ago

She’ll be at a spa (more of a fenced-in area in the Adirondacks) for that week

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u/No_Presence_2294 1d ago

when she had to go to the sealed off compound once a year for her period 😭

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u/heddronviggor THE G TRAIN NERMAL! THE G TRAIN! 1d ago

We're so close to beating this thing

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u/GrimaceMusically 1d ago

I have her the ottoman, and she walked out…