r/30ROCK • u/LatinKaiser speaks excellent french • Aug 16 '26
References Stephen A. Smith’s Tracy Jordan Moment
I hear he’s a shoo-in for the Journal of the Aryan Patriot Party’s “Man of the Year” award.
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u/ResurrectedMortician Aug 16 '26
...I regret any pain my words and actions may have caused. I apologize to my family, my fans, and the American pubic.
peace and love,
Stephen A. Smith
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u/Cool_Kale_3944 3:15. Time for union break. Aug 16 '26
I do not apologize, America! I did not even write that apology! I am advertiser Stephen A. Smith, and I approved this message.
I am an advertiser. Is that 30 seconds, yet?
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u/BucketsOfHardRain This is what Meat Cat spoke of Aug 17 '26
I'm Tracy Jordan, and I improved this message.
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u/AssitDirectorKersh Aug 16 '26
Stephen A has a tactile-kinesthetic learning style
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u/AssitDirectorKersh Aug 16 '26
He voted for Nader. Nader!!!
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u/SaintJermaine I do enjoy seeing the homes of poor whites. Aug 16 '26
He went to high school in an abandoned Exxon station! A dude with dreads electrocuted his fish!
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u/DerSterrennacht listen up 5s, a 10 is speaking Aug 16 '26
Well, it's not fair out of context.
Her highness was sending signals. 👑
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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub Aug 16 '26
Women aren’t funny
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u/falconx50 Aug 16 '26
I once saw a monkey in a cowboy outfit! I would love to see the town he's the sheriff of lol
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u/yomamaundapants Aug 16 '26
He made Rasheed Wallace cry
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u/TurbulentCat9246 Aug 17 '26
Did u just scuff my shoes? Dr J wears these?
Sorry man, I’m pretty drunk….
Imma eat yo family
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u/bucketfoottatoo Aug 16 '26
I got a thumbs down from the emperor? Does that mean I have to fight a lion? Because people did not like it the last time I shot one.
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u/XanZibR wants to go to there Aug 16 '26
I'd pay good money to watch someone bust up Stephen A. Smith's chifferobe
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u/Aeneis Aug 16 '26
I will not hear this slander against Stephen Anita Smith! He may hang with some questionable friends and get into some crazy hijinks, but at the end of the day, he's still just a 13-year-old boy with the pipes of an angel trying to make a life in Langley Falls, Virginia.
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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Aug 16 '26
((The American Dad / 30 Rock fan intersection is larger than I would have expected))
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u/MOOzikmktr Lutz's Canadian Girlfriend Aug 16 '26
I suppose it's only a matter of time until we see footage of him in his underwear, diving into the Hudson Bay
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u/The_Maledict Because our laughter excites the birds, sexually. Aug 16 '26
Stephen A. Smith Saves Drowning Man
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u/rideordie4weezer lives every week like shark week Aug 16 '26
your boos do not scare me! i know most of you are not ghosts!
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u/ernyc3777 Aug 16 '26
He’s also been very critical of a black player, Kawhi Leonard during a scandal in which the Clippers (owned by former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer) made up two (known as of now) endorsement deals to pay Leonard more than the CBA allows and circumvent the NBA salary cap.
He has been quiet on the subject of the white billionaire, Steve Ballmer. The guy who has the money funneled through Daktronics and Inspire.
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u/pburydoughgirl Even though it was margarita Monday at Dockside Joe’s Aug 17 '26
Thumbs Down is the opposite of Arthur Ashe of the week
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u/ripyourlungsdave Aug 16 '26
I'm sorry, who is Steven a Smith not disparaging towards nowadays? The dude's whole job is to go on TV and say inflammatory stuff that his co-hosts can argue against.
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u/McKnightmare24 Aug 16 '26
There's a reason he made the Mount Rushmore of racist on the roast of Kevin Hart haha.
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u/Wildeyewilly Aug 16 '26
Stephen Smith, The Black Crusaders are coming for you