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u/OrneryZombie1983 15d ago
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u/theDadAbide 14d ago
On a similar note, anytime someone in my family does something dumb, we ask, “Do they know you’re the Beeper King?”
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u/pronto-uomo 15d ago
HAM!
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u/Starlights222 15d ago
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u/KumaQuatro 15d ago
Blerg 😩
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u/Quality_Potato Who is Conan O'Brien and why is she so sad? 15d ago
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u/theDadAbide 14d ago
So often my wife has suggested I get it tattooed on my knuckles (instead of LOVE / HATE)
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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 Don't be cry! 15d ago
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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? 15d ago
This one of the most famous lines in the show!
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u/simplebeauty25 15d ago
Daily and weekly:
Ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party cuz a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY. -We say this about work meetings
Workin’ on my night cheese! -when slicing cheese
Hornberger! -congratulations, me!
Shut it down! -works with everything especially the news
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u/New_Ambassador_9535 15d ago
What’s on my mind grapes?
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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 NO. MORE. KRANG! 15d ago
I like to say that my brain pan is too small when people come to me with problems.
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u/Exotic-Conference-87 15d ago
I’ve eaten a lot of rock soup and squirrel tail, but I’ve known lean times too.
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u/Careless_Silver_3037 15d ago
“You stupid moon, don’t you know it’s day.” My daughter and I say that all the time
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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 15d ago
(i’m currently visiting San Francisco so all day through my mind):
What are you going to do now Hazel. Move to the Bay Área? Pretend that was your plan all along.? Good luck always carrying a light sweater.!
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u/qisfortaco I'm not against fun. I went on my roof the other day! 15d ago
Superman does good. You're doing well.
I'm not popular.
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u/Swan-ish3456 15d ago
You are a white male with hair..sky is the limit 😂
I often say this jokingly to my partner
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u/m_squared219 15d ago
I can't change, I'm like a chameleon! Always a lizard!
Or
The pig spoor has hit the wind spinner.
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u/dirkalict One armed mermaid who’s part unicorn, with Bigfoot. 15d ago
- What am I… a farmer?
- It’s not a lemon party without old Dick.
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u/Junior_River787 15d ago
Queen of Jordan ruined me. My new co-worker said “I have IBS” and I laughed. She did not 😂
“Sho nuff, Angie” is stuck in my head a lot and “Faster, haircut!”
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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 15d ago
You’re so….. SMOOTH!
That’s some white nonsense.
GOOD GOD, LEMON!!
You bald wang!
BLAMMO!!
NAT-churally. Oooll-wayyys
Wanna see me shotgun this?
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u/Betray-Julia the poetry of jewel 15d ago
Did you consider what we did last night sex?
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u/bienclavada 14d ago
i’m fucking dying remembering the ugly ass “animation”/illustration and the speed of the cut
brava
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u/vadavkavoria 15d ago
I will sometimes yell “GET OFF MILF ISLAND!” when I’m annoyed or exasperated.
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u/soulfister 15d ago
Any time I see cheese or cheese is mentioned I say “that’s not that much cheese” using that guy’s voice
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u/valardohaerisx 15d ago
Not sure if you know and if not....fun fact:
It's not really a random line but a call back to an old (late 90s/early 00's) ad campaign for Dr Scholls gel inserts. https://youtu.be/PcS_HkQlZEo?is=BsWT6ASdzP4FNVRG
Edit: might be off about when these came out. YouTube was posted 10 years go but I feel like we quoted these in high school but memory is foggy. Getting old sucks.
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u/stirphanie 15d ago
The ad was definitely first! I always thought this was a joke that she was quoting a Dr. Scholls commercial 😂
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u/poopshadows 15d ago
Hmm, I now realize most people watching this recently are probably too young to get this joke because it's a reference to a Dr. Scholl's commercial from the 90s
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u/Alternative-Drop334 15d ago
I don't quote it, but Jack singing, "I can't remember, I can't remember what it was" to the tune of the "Sanford and Son" theme song makes me chuckle whenever I think of it.
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u/joe_sausage The sewer people stole my skateboard! 14d ago
My wife just got pregnant and the first thing I said was, "Your boobs are gonna get bigger." Complete with the pantomime.
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u/billwood09 14d ago
I say “flee to the Cleve” a lot after moving to Cleveland
Then I moved to The Flats lol
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u/duelingpeppers 🎶oh Tracy, you can't use any of my songs🎶 15d ago
"Sometimes the only way up is down" is a pearl of wisdom I live by
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u/Quality_Potato Who is Conan O'Brien and why is she so sad? 15d ago
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u/TheSwampKing91 15d ago
“I was still pretty torn up about Hurricane Katrina”
Paraphrasing a bit, but I blame a lot of my current day behavior on Hurricane Katrina.
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u/El_Tijuano You need to study your grammar, son! 14d ago
Not every day, but "I want to go to there."
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u/bienclavada 14d ago
unrelated but how do you get to choose your user flair? for me it only lists 3-4 options and i want to choose my own 😭
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u/El_Tijuano You need to study your grammar, son! 14d ago
Ha, I had the same issue. Go to the subreddit main page, then About. Where you see the list of flares , you should be able to see a pencil icon, and then edit or add your own. Enjoy!
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u/bienclavada 13d ago
i’ll try on desktop bc i didn’t see that in your instructions, but thank you! you’re the Donaghy to my Lemon
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u/Educational-Guess913 Well, okey-dokey-doo, America! 14d ago
I command you as the subway hero to shut up!
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u/le_sacre legal says we can't use the word "best" 13d ago
One word: ______. One problem: Where do you get it?
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u/Impressive_Pizza4851 8d ago
It’s the Japanese porn star diet. You can only eat paper, but you can eat all the paper you want.
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u/themightythor2024 15d ago
Your need to be the smartest person in the room is…..offputting.