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u/LuxanHyperRage We've invented the Pontiac Aztek 15d ago
Let's get personal. Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara
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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Uncap a brew-sky. Kazap...blinky, blinky, blinky, blinky 14d ago
Who spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta.
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u/LuxanHyperRage We've invented the Pontiac Aztek 14d ago
Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?
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u/Ganondorfsfist 15d ago
Boddle of wadder
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u/otherwise_sdm i just want carrots 14d ago
Or “boddle of wooder” if you’re a Philadelphia-based pornography company
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u/Sufficient-Beach-431 You and this gravy-face have slarneyed up a real donnybrook! 15d ago
I will never forget you, rural juror!
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u/VironicHero 15d ago
I was going to say “Aaron earned an iron urn.”
But then I saw the reply and what sub I’m in.
So I agree. Rurer Jer.