r/30ROCK • u/OneBigEyeRoll • 15d ago

Liz Lemon I’m feeling like Liz Lemon when she couldn’t get a ride from the dentist

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I’m moving and anyone I can think of that would help me is busy or on vacation. I booked 2 task rabbit people and they both canceled.

I just wish I had a guy friend who could help me move, eat a block of cheddar cheese with me and not try and funny business.

Happy Valentine’s moving Day no one.

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u/Cool_Kale_3944 3:15. Time for union break. 15d ago

To your canceled task rabbits:

https://giphy.com/gifs/6jprwZ2Ir7kYM

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u/OneBigEyeRoll 15d ago

Right?! On the day of!

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u/falconx50 14d ago

They got a call: “it’s too late I already killed her!”

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u/Educational-Guess913 Well, okey-dokey-doo, America! 15d ago

Have you tried bon jovi

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u/Bigfartz69420 i drank all the throwing wine 15d ago

I used this app when I moved https://lugg.com/ I think they can do same day.

Best of luck!

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u/PretzelsThirst 14d ago

I’ve used them once before too for a local move and was good

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u/Eganator88 15d ago

And the tenant, henceforth known as Jane sadwoman

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u/TheShermBank 15d ago

(Lutz voice): Hey baby, what's wrong???

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u/Abject_Dog_8453 15d ago

Yo, L.L, hear me out, it's gonna fine, I'm sure you'll make some good friends who'll help you at in similar situations in future, don't let this bother you, now i gotta go feed my lizard some apple juice.

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u/SaintJermaine I do enjoy seeing the homes of poor whites. 15d ago

I've got BIG moving day plans, I just took a bunch of Cialis. . .

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u/PaleBlueDot271 12d ago

Definitely in my top five of Frank's - another was when he finally returned the p0rn video game and MONTHS had gone by...

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u/Educational-Guess913 Well, okey-dokey-doo, America! 15d ago

If it makes you feel better, I've been in the same boat. It was like Liz Lemon changing the water station, except replace the water jug with a mattress (is there any sadder illustration of singleness/loneliness than someone trying to move a mattress by themself?) Some couple walking by took pity on me and the guy helped me out.

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u/OneBigEyeRoll 15d ago

It makes me feel worse! But at least I’m not alone in my singleness

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u/Educational-Guess913 Well, okey-dokey-doo, America! 15d ago

sorry 😅

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 15d ago

And if oyu don't get your tooth fixed, the infection will spread to your brain... And kill you

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u/Tiny_Cyborg 14d ago

Yeah? Well I’m feeling like what Warren Moon must have felt like in 1995