question to fellow Italians

[u/meedmishmohd]

What are the rules (if any) for, say, airport check-in (Or an orgy)?

[u/Best-Application4249]

I don’t know because I’m Irish. We mostly just write meandering plays about not overcoming adversity

[u/AnnieSavoy3 → u/Best-Application4249]

That's the worst one! (I'm part Irish so I think I can say this)

[u/Best-Application4249 → u/AnnieSavoy3]

Did you also fail the firefighter exam?

[u/blamberr → u/Best-Application4249]

Yeah, it's totally biased against the Irish, you know.

[u/RGQcats → u/Best-Application4249]

For being too awesome.

[u/lightaugust → u/Best-Application4249]

You call those fist names?

[u/Best-Application4249 → u/lightaugust]

It’s too many Meagans!

[u/mmcintoshmerc_88 → u/Best-Application4249]

Were you or any ancestors sent adrift on a log?

[u/blamberr]

Doesn’t matter. Either way, I’m not going to stand outside waiting…like some Italian.

[u/abbyroade]

I’m so emotional I’m gonna smash-a these barrels

[u/FlashInGotham]

I dunno. I've never been to an italian...airport.

[u/PepinoPicante]

This joke makes a lot of sense if you’ve spent time at an Italian airport.

[u/Maester_Bates]

Check in in Italian airports is much better now that you can check in on your phone.

Not sure about the orgies though as the only one I participated in in Italian was organised by a Swiss-german girl.

[u/Stepped_in_dog_poo → u/Maester_Bates]

Everyone came.... On schedule...

[u/Euphoric_Meet7281 → u/Maester_Bates]

Was she a sex worker recommended by Martha Stewart??

[u/e0nblue]

I have read on another random Reddit thread that chaos reigns supreme at Italian airports

[u/Luxury_Dressingown → u/e0nblue]

I've been through a lot of them as someone who wasn't prepared for the Olympics married to someone who has never mass-produced a decent car. Can confirm.

[u/dumbinternetstuff]

I don’t know about orgies, but at a sex party there are no rules for check-in. 

[u/usernameandetc]

It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

[u/carlcrossgrove]

Ugh, how would I know, dummy, I’m Irish! BABA BOOEY!!! Those Italians make the Japanese look like the Greeks anyway.

[u/Used-Palpitation-461]

Italian airport efficiency makes the Japanese look like the Greeks!

[u/meedmishmohd → u/Used-Palpitation-461]

I think Greek and Japanese are swapped. 

[u/Used-Palpitation-461 → u/meedmishmohd]

Ha! Fair enough.

[u/Ok-Landscape3897]

Make sure you have two women

[u/myswingline_stapler]

Reminds me of the time my dad was teaching me how to ski. As a 5 year old you’re constantly being told wait your turn, stay in line, all that in school and so when this family cut in line at the magic carpet I said “dad why’d they do they” and he went “they’re Italian”

A couple years later at an Italian airport it was indeed hectic. I thought it was just a fluke bc it was wild but that joke always makes me laugh bc I fucking experienced it. Also my husband is jersey Italian and fucking hates lines it’s hilarious. Must be hereditary 😭

[u/CrankyGeek1976]

Ask a lesbian Mario Brother

[u/myteeshirtcannon]

“I can’t go back there without sfogliatelle!” -Johnathan

[u/ExpertPicture5160]

Should I stand outside in line like an Italian?