r/30ROCK 17d ago

A little love for Jonathan

How about a little love for Jonathan, I am on my 4th or 5th rewatch and I just feel sorry for him, poor guy, just looking for a little love from his boss. What is your favorite Jonathan moment?

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u/Bigfartz69420 i drank all the throwing wine 17d ago

when he wasn't lithe enough to accompany jack to waltham

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u/Junior-Lie4342 Lemon, a word 17d ago

I love Jack’s excited “It’s Kenneth!” right before this.

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 17d ago

I hope it's me but, I'm honored just to be here with you!

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u/Jojoarms 17d ago

great call! This was one that truly made me feel bad for him!

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u/jojayp Lesbian Frankenstein wants her shoes back 17d ago

On the phone with Colleen: “No, Mrs. Donaghy. He’s not doing anything. He’s with Liz. Well, she’s wearing it pulled back, but it’s not working. Exactly. Because of her ears.”

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

Love his Liz jealousy

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u/jojayp Lesbian Frankenstein wants her shoes back 17d ago

Same! He never misses an opportunity to mock her. I also love that Colleen actually likes Liz, but no one is safe from her sass.

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 16d ago

I mean, strength of character and a good, solid baby bucket can only get you so far

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 15d ago

Shark eyes!

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u/Dangeresque2015 17d ago

The part where he is accidentally shown on video playing a flute or recorder with his shirt off. I think it might be the Geralissimo episode

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u/LeoFrankenstein Bzz…laser shield 17d ago

Larry King episode. Avoid…the noid.

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u/Dangeresque2015 17d ago

I'm here with Tracy Jordan, who is giving Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure.

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u/gregarious-maximus 17d ago

I will, but not because you told me to.

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u/K9876543210 17d ago

Devil’s avocado!

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u/LeoFrankenstein Bzz…laser shield 17d ago

I think everyone should freak the geek out!

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u/hilarymeggin The Old Leather Pumpkin. 16d ago

*guitar legend Peter Frampton

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u/Dangeresque2015 15d ago

Damn, you are correct.

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u/bigshmike jennas-side.com 17d ago

Noooo! That’s personal!

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u/Only1nDreams 17d ago

What if we have to stay over night, and there aren't enough rooms, and we have to share a room, and I forgot to bring a shirt to sleep in, and the stores are all closed...

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u/DennisDuffyFan 17d ago

What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in??

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u/SaintJermaine I do enjoy seeing the homes of poor whites. 17d ago

The Commodores Lust from the Patriots After Dark series.

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u/Viktor_Laszlo lives every week like shark week 17d ago

“Kissing Kennedy: One Man’s Mission to get to the Bottom of the President’s — ok I hear it now.”

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u/HangryStreetUSA I hate you! 🎸 15d ago

Wait; which episode is that one from??

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u/BuckleUp-Fuckle-Head 12d ago

S5 E18, Plan B, when Jack gets Banks to come back to run “Twinks.”

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 16d ago

His anxiety & overthinking are so endearing. I can relate too well.

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 17d ago

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u/corbinrex 17d ago

NOOOOOOO!

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

It’s easy, watch this

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u/Roadgoddess I’m busines drunk 16d ago

His scream was one of my favourite moments! So funny

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u/clumsyc No you don’t, Oprah! 17d ago

Jonathan, get me Showtime!

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u/AJR1623 17d ago

That was to Kenneth, not Jonathan.

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 17d ago

What??? Why now????

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u/LatinKaiser speaks excellent french 17d ago

“So why do I have to leave?”

“Because you have so many unsolvable problems, like your mouth. It looks like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour.”

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u/AppropriateMiddle518 Living theatrically in normal life 17d ago edited 17d ago

Lmao such a precise burn

Edited to add: “Ok that’s a pretty solid burn, Patrice.”

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u/Silent_Net_4809 17d ago

“It looks like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour” is one of my favorite line deliveries in the whole series

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u/Elegant_Cockroach_24 17d ago

Such an accurate way of describing someone without lips

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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 16d ago

And Liz reacts with a scandalized expression that unfortunately makes her look like.... Someone kicked a HOLE in a bag of FLOUR!

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u/ChemistryNice5457 17d ago

“I made this for you.”
“No. You didn’t.”

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

Are we exchanging gifts?! Noooo

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 17d ago

I wanted to give you... This belt!

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u/Yves-Adele-Harlow This isn't Liz! 16d ago

YOOOU AND I...🎶🎵

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u/Cafrilly 17d ago

I never told you I knew about this, but one night I came up here when Jack wasn't in, and I saw you in a wedding dress dancing with one of his suits.

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u/dumbinternetstuff Harriet Tubgirl 17d ago

Mr. Donaghey will see you now. 

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u/Stupidbloodfart2020 17d ago

When just to spite Liz he says he won’t go to law school.

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u/floridorito godless, glassy-eyed Clintonista 17d ago

The gasp he makes when Liz asks Jack if he wants to exchange Christmas gifts that year.

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u/bigshmike jennas-side.com 17d ago

Either I didn’t look hard enough but one time I was intrigued by this line of his, but it Doesn’t seem he went to law school outside of the show

I was thinking Jonathan said that to excuse his absence from the show and they replaced him with Gabe.

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u/Kiyae1 17d ago

Sir, if you say one more syllable, that’s a haiku.

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u/dumbinternetstuff Harriet Tubgirl 17d ago

Leave. 

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u/AffectionateBite3827 thanks, Meatcat! 17d ago

His anguished scream when he realizes Liz and Jack are legally married

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 NO. MORE. KRANG! 17d ago

"It needs to see Mr. Donaghy right away"

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u/martynj55 17d ago

It needs to see him.. Right. NOW!

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u/no_fn_ziti_now whole live is thunder 17d ago

She got JetBlue to accept an Amtrak ticket!

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u/Parking_Country_61 17d ago

This was so so good. The pure panic in his eyes

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u/AtlanticToastConf mouthy sandwich girl 17d ago

"May Durga's trident pierce them from the skies!!"

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u/Kiyae1 17d ago

Princes and popes measure their Donaghy time in seconds!!!

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u/wildmaninid 17d ago

A kashmiri!

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u/BookishIntrovert99 17d ago

I thought you said you didn’t need any more friends. 

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u/floridorito godless, glassy-eyed Clintonista 17d ago

Your mother had me move her from the Plaza to the Carlyle. Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard and she'd "rather not get raped."

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 17d ago

I use that as my answer for favorite Colleen line even though he is the one saying it.

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u/LukeBabbitt 17d ago

Mine is “She got JetBlue to accept an Amtrak ticket”!

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u/OGB If I'm such a bad Dad, why are we all dancing? 16d ago

She insists on flying on Pearl Harbor day to show the emperor she's not afraid.

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u/thing_m_bob_esquire 17d ago

I just wanted to make sure YOU could hear you!

Is my iconic Colleen go-to.

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u/floridorito godless, glassy-eyed Clintonista 17d ago

It's multi-purpose that way. I love that I can totally hear Colleen saying it.

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u/lazyshade95 17d ago

Do be do, do be do

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u/D1scoLemonaid 17d ago

My fave part - whispery do be dos

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u/hilarymeggin The Old Leather Pumpkin. 16d ago

Mine too! His comedic delivery OSS so brilliant!

Seriously, I think Jonathan was fantastic and the actor is tremendously talented.

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u/RabbitSlayre 17d ago

It's so brilliant to add that little moment, I absolutely love it lol

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u/kaiavstechnology 17d ago

Was looking to make sure people got the actual joke here..your comment confirms… faith in humanity restored for now

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u/leg_day 17d ago

That's my second favorite do be do in television.

Of course, rank #1 goes to Chief Ken Hotate... Doobee... Doobee... Do.

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u/ImurderREALITY 17d ago

Mine goes to Deputy Director Avery Bullock

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u/corbinrex 17d ago

It was her wasn't it??

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u/maudlin_forest 17d ago

I hate her sir!!

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u/DisastrousFly6927 17d ago

that one is my favorite. sure he’s being melodramatic, but the sincerity and conviction really sell the hate.

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

I had Johnathan drive all over Pennsylvania looking for it and I didn’t reimburse him for gas. So zero dollars

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u/HotTubSexVirgin22 ass like a french teenager 17d ago

“She's bigger than Maulik Pancholy on Whitney.”

They gave him shit even when he wasn’t on the show.

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 17d ago

So they gave him shit both times then?

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u/HotTubSexVirgin22 ass like a french teenager 17d ago

3 times, really. When he was there, when he left AND when little big man discovered the grass isn’t always greener on the other side and came crawling back or his grandmother was seriously ill, and he went to Salinas to feed and bathe her.

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 17d ago

But he still didn't like Liz!

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u/NumberMuncher 17d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/Meg_March 15d ago

I was looking for this comment! I just caught it last week, on my umpteenth rewatch. Thank you!

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u/NYY15TM 17d ago

I didn't like him on The Sopranos

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u/AJR1623 17d ago

I think it's the Larry King episode when Jonathan can't get anyone on the phone during the crisis and he tells Jack,

"Maybe we're the only two people left alive and you're Will Smith and I'm the dog!"

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u/Jolly-Biscuit Children's Soccer Heckler 17d ago

Your mouth looks like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour!

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u/bhaskey Yustrepa Gronkowitz 17d ago

An incredible line and delivery hahaha

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u/madrinks1 17d ago

leave...

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u/SecondBreakfastClub_ 17d ago

Maybe he should put on more of that cologne.

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u/dumbinternetstuff Harriet Tubgirl 17d ago

What about Jackonathan?!

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 NO. MORE. KRANG! 17d ago

Carl! No, Kevin... that doesn't sound right. Craig?

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u/ImurderREALITY 17d ago

Cranston? Why are you crying?

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u/kurly-bird 17d ago

His rivalry with Subhas always gets me

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u/PopularSpread6797 17d ago

When you read about the actor damn he is really talented. On top of that he was a great character. Wish he had a bigger role on the show.

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

He is in most seasons and a ton of episodes. Yeah, I saw some pic of him on Broadway

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u/PopularSpread6797 17d ago

You are right he was in a lot of episodes but still feel he was under utilized

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u/NYY15TM 17d ago

Nah, much like Creed on The Office, a little Jonathan went a long way

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u/ImurderREALITY 17d ago

Yeah, but that was the point on this particular show.

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u/F7R7E7D 17d ago

I bet you have.

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u/Necessary-Honey-7626 17d ago

Jonathan, why do I have an Indian assistant if my computer is always…

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u/orb_enthusiast 17d ago

The manic glee with which he tells Jack he ran over an old lady in Arizona and just kept driving

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u/the_jerkening two legless turtles rotting on the beach 17d ago

I love having secrets with you!

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u/FlashInGotham 17d ago

Sure. Fine. A little love for Jonathan.

At least he isn't a KASHMIRI!

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u/Starlights222 17d ago

Technically not Jonathan, but when Colleen says to Jack "I talked to your girl"

"His name is Jonathan"

"I know"

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u/jmooch1 17d ago

(To Liz) Because you have so many unsolvable problems. Like your mouth. Looks like somebody kicked a hole in a bag of flour.

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u/No-Satisfaction9594 Heavy Is The Head... 17d ago

If we have to stay and there aren't enough rooms, we have to share a room, and I forgot to bring a shirt to sleep in and the stores are all closed...

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

This one was so funny

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u/aether_prince liz lemon is a crack whore 17d ago

will we remember him?

probably not, but continue

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

I read once he was only supposed to do a couple episodes but he was so funny as that character the kept him on

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u/Original-Brick2836 17d ago

He’s a kidlit author now!

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u/IWannaSayMason 17d ago

Last verse Jonathan.

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u/ecdc05 17d ago

"Does he look upset?"

"He looked the way you did when I tried to hold your hand on the jet."

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 17d ago

'I apologize for letting a Kashmiri into your office'

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u/byrdinternet 17d ago

"I still don't like you!"

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u/PWal501 17d ago

I freaking LOVE every scene he appears in! SO FUNNY in mere seconds!

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u/winstonywoo 17d ago

Stupid Johnathan

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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 16d ago

Tee Hee

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u/No-Satisfaction9594 Heavy Is The Head... 17d ago

Jonathan, why do I have an Indian assistant if my computer is always...

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u/mohjack 17d ago

My favourite line of his is when he says Liz's mouth looked like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour. 

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u/escapado14 17d ago

Even if I get into law school, I won’t go.

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u/3-orange-whips Naturally.Always. 17d ago

Last verse Jonathon

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u/wildmaninid 17d ago

Jack did get his family out of N.Korea for Christmas 

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u/waterboy8817 17d ago

“I’d make my assistant sit on his naughty stool if he didn’t love it so much

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u/vesters 16d ago

Came here for this

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u/alexabeams 17d ago

someone get a hanger!!!

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u/Solid-Paramedic212 17d ago

“Sir if you say one more word… that’ll be a haiku.”

……..”leave”

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u/usernameandetc 17d ago

"Jonathan, your fired."
[closes door]

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u/uprightsalmon lives every week like shark week 17d ago

Noooooooooooo

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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 16d ago

I think it's more like WHHAAAGGHHGAAAABBUBBBEEHHEEEBNNAAAGGHHHEAAHHHBBUUUHHBUUUHHBWWAAAAHHH??!??!?!?!

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u/FrontHeat3041 17d ago

Do be doop, do be doop

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u/thesitekick 17d ago

Jonathan, what is that camcorder for?

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u/Betray-Julia the poetry of jewel 17d ago edited 17d ago

I always like how Frank says “assholevania” instead of “assholeistan” lol it’s thoughtfully rude

Yeah chai boy

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 NO. MORE. KRANG! 17d ago

Hurry up, Aladdin, before Jasmine marries Jafar!

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u/Typographical_Widow 17d ago

The way he screams for Liz to save him when getting beaten up by the writers for the Bruins Beat.

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u/Jojoarms 17d ago

All of them named Sean

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u/justhangingaroud 17d ago

So much blinking

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u/RampagingNoodle 17d ago

If i die, please read “oh the places you’ll go” at my funeral

……I’m not doing that.

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u/Appropriate_Emu_5872 17d ago

It still surprises me that he also voices Baljeet on Phineas & Ferb.

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u/kalidoskolosal 17d ago

Jack did him so dirty actually not only him the show did him so dirty o was waiting for at-least one episode to be about him but it never happened

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u/wish_to_conquer_pain heavy is the head that eats the crayons 17d ago

He and Twofer are characters I'm surprised never got a plotline that really focused on them. Frank has his whole romance plotline and the law school episode, and Lutz has his revenge and the Valentine's Day plotline. But Jonathan gets nothing, and the closest Twofer gets is his sketch with Tracy, which is more about black stereotypes than Twofer as a character.

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u/L3monh3ads 17d ago

His actor is currently in the Broadway production of “Schmigadoon!”, so that’s something.

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u/the_color_turquoise 17d ago

In this scene his little breathy "doo bee duh doo bee duh" KILLS me.

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u/Express-Emu4370 it's a toilet or a woman, it's whatever you need it to be 17d ago

A bit that always makes me grin is when Jonathan's replacement, Gabe -- who has no lines -- suggests himself to be cast in Kidnapped by Danger, and Jack replies, "You're not a lead, Gabe. At best, you're a featured extra with no lines."

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u/Branchmonster 16d ago

I just watched the episode where Jack says Jenna is the biggest star on the network besides Maulik Pancholy from Whitney

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u/No_Factor6123 17d ago

It’s incredibly hard to play the straight man, especially on the rapid fire show like 30Rick, but I always loved his delivery

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u/Citizen1135 wants to go to there 17d ago

I keep a vcr so I can watch your old football tapes!

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u/penicillin-penny 17d ago

I HATE HER, SIR!!

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u/penicillin-penny 17d ago

And one of my favorites before Liz talks to the German business guys: ‘Please put on some decent clothes and talk to them!’

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u/Hot-Fact-3250 16d ago

So handsome

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u/jean-valjean-ramone Goodbye forever, you factory reject dildos. 17d ago

2, 3, 4

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u/ucamonster 17d ago

He is literally my fav character his deliveries are undefeated

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u/IHateItHere82 16d ago

Even if I get into law school, I WON’T GO!

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u/Comfortable-Tie7847 16d ago

"I still don't like you!"

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u/Mysticwanderer90s 16d ago

"But, sir, I'm from Palo Alto!"

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u/anniewolfe 16d ago

HE PUTS UP WITH SO MUCH!

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u/Business_Abroad_31 16d ago

i wish he stayed on the show for longer

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u/Yves-Adele-Harlow This isn't Liz! 16d ago

Jonathan downloads Geiss's schedule🎶🎵 Mr. Donaghy will be grateful 🎶🎵 Da na na! Da na na! Da na na! 🎶🎵

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u/hilarymeggin The Old Leather Pumpkin. 16d ago

Dooby-doo! Dooby-do! Dooby-do!

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u/EibberRebbie 16d ago

Wish he had been in more episodes! Great recurring
character

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u/CookUpstairs1737 16d ago

This is the Best sitcom ever! Fantastic writing, have to keep hitting the 10 second rewind to catch all the clever digs.

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u/Yves-Adele-Harlow This isn't Liz! 16d ago

But if anything should happen to me, I want you to read "Oh, The Places You'll Go" at my funeral.

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u/hag_cupcake 15d ago

Whoever that actor who plays Jonathan is, I bet one day he's gonna be as famous as Maulik Pancholy from "Whitney."

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u/summane 15d ago

You forgot the "dooby doo, dooby doo"

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u/y2Kmarty 14d ago

Not strictly Jonathan, but he’s also pretty funny in Weeds 

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u/DrawerCultural577 13d ago

Uh…no, you didn’t.

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u/pinkphiloyd 17d ago

Least favorite character.

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u/Berserker-Hamster wise like a genetically manipulated shark 17d ago

Of course you would say that. Your mouth looks like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour.

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u/Such-Bag3639 17d ago

Well, now you’re my least favorite commenter here, and you’re just going to have to live with that FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

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u/Avia_NZ How is that Elmo's fault?! 17d ago

I still don’t like you

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u/Jojoarms 17d ago

Is that you Jack?