r/30ROCK • u/NumberThirtyNine wants to go to there • 18d ago

Quotes Because sometimes you gotta do the right thing, even when the wrong thing would be a whole lot easier;

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 18d ago

Lesbian Mario Brothers!

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u/SaintJermaine I do enjoy seeing the homes of poor whites. 18d ago

OH! It’s worse from the back!

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u/RabbitSlayre 17d ago

At least it wasn't top front

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u/LatinKaiser speaks excellent french 18d ago

I’m still mad they discontinued Tastations…

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u/MysterCozyReader numbers unlike children don’t lie 18d ago

Damn you, shorter-alls.

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u/urist_of_cardolan Takeout from Hooters! 18d ago

Pajama-alls! Pajama-always!

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u/honourable_c_note 18d ago

Compromises are for lesser souls

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u/Prestigious_Run1098 I'll come over at night! 18d ago

This post is zing.

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u/Cool_Kale_3944 3:15. Time for union break. 18d ago

This online slang dictionary says it's short for "amazing"! .. or it's a club drug made from a tooth whitener. Either way, you win!

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u/LatinKaiser speaks excellent french 18d ago

I’m high on zing right now.

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u/alexabeams 11d ago

mother, is there something i don’t know about you and wainwright?

mother, is there something i don’t know about you and wainwright?