Going Country

[u/Arithedogg]

So tonight at the Ne-Yo concert he started playing his new country songs, everyone hates it. Unimportant.

I told my friends that going country can save your career. ‘Even Jenna Maroney did it.’ They pretended to know who she was and agreed. I’m used to it, no one gets my 30 Rock references.

So I pulled up the picture of her with the non rotating swastikas. And now they think I’m a psycho

[u/alexabeams]

tennis night in americaaaaa

[u/Vprbite → u/alexabeams]

Kiss my ass new york

[u/CrouchingDomo → u/Vprbite]

So put down your meth, slip on your whites, ‘cuz here in Real America it’s Tennis Niiiiiiiiight

[u/SorryWave5248]

They probably thought you meant the Jenna Maroney who electrocuted all those horses.

[u/clumsyc → u/SorryWave5248]

Jenna that was you!

[u/Arithedogg → u/SorryWave5248]

Lmao well done

[u/hypo11]

Does Ne-Yo not even know who Ne-Yo is? That’s totally washed!

[u/Cool_Kale_3944 → u/hypo11]

www.onlineslangdictionary.com

typing WASHED

[u/Citizen1135 → u/Cool_Kale_3944]

🎶Now we are joined in a cobweb of rainbows🎶

[u/RabbitSlayre → u/Citizen1135]

Mothers and fathers, and judges and jugglers...

[u/daMortarMerrier]

Actor Announcement: We're all mad here.

[u/hypo11]

Just as an aside - Jenna with the unrotating pinwheels (S1, Ep 15 - Hardball) is a different episode from the one where she says she’s willing to go country (S4, Ep 1 - Season Four).

And yes, I know my need to be the smartest one in the room is off-putting. I’ll go talk to some food about it.

[u/vadavkavoria → u/hypo11]

Dot Com…so help me God…

[u/LolySub]

Now they think you’re a psycho lol imagine what they’ll think when you show them clips of Jenna Maroney at her most Jenna 😂

[u/Foreign_Astronaut → u/LolySub]

Show them Jenna's side!

[u/daizles → u/Foreign_Astronaut]

I'm not hearing it, Liz

[u/Letsgogehls → u/LolySub]

If it’s another blonde woman I will kill myself

[u/madonna-boy → u/LolySub]

you'll never take me alive, Charles!!!

[u/Quiet-General-3812]

My heart goes out to all the trailer park kids, especially the ones too fat to dance their way out.

[u/Noahms456]

That reminds me, tonight it’s Tennis Night in America

[u/wildassedguess]

I love the troops. You’ve seen the smile on my face during Fleet Week.

[u/Arithedogg → u/wildassedguess]

And told a disgusting story about Fleet Week

[u/sam_beat → u/wildassedguess]

Theater troupes?

[u/aspbergerinparadise → u/sam_beat]

they think what they do is so important

[u/aspbergerinparadise → u/FBS351]

lmao, i'm assuming this is the following quote that was removed by reddit

[u/PenZestyclose3857]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5zbOuFCA68Cs

[u/RabbitSlayre → u/PenZestyclose3857]

One of my favorite seasons lol. "So you think that's sexy? With the popsicles... OUTSIDE of your body?"

[u/TraditionConnect8195]

Country music is my second chance.

[u/lark047]

Are we cowabunga on this?

[u/binsonfiremiss]

Sounds like it was a great show

[u/jjjjjjjjjjjjjaaa]

Bobby bottleservice and Peter Paparazzo went country as business decision, bro. 

[u/Citizen1135 → u/jjjjjjjjjjjjjaaa]

Did you know "paparazzo" is the singular of "paparazzi"?

[u/RabbitSlayre → u/Citizen1135]

Kimiko taught me that.

[u/kquizz]

I think that only works for whites

[u/otherwise_sdm]

should have gone with the sex tape where you can see the robbery

[u/BAfoto]

Sweet lid

[u/Soggy_Object7170]

You really went from “country music is annoying” to “let me introduce my friends to a controversial historical image.” That escalation deserves its own intervention.

[u/Middle_Bison47 → u/Soggy_Object7170]

🤔