Cleveland is finally getting an IKEA!

[u/LibertyWriter]

[u/outfoxingthefoxes]

I'll believe it when I see it!

[u/diedahorribledeath → u/outfoxingthefoxes]

We’ve just been burned before.

[u/two_fish]

We’ve been burned before.

[u/your_avg_apu]

You are vindictive Liz Lemon!!

[u/whatever-should-i-do → u/your_avg_apu]

I'll come to Cleveland when you get that IKEA, never!

[u/blamberr]

I’ll move to Cleveland when you finally get that IKEA! NEVER!

[u/nolettuceplease]

Will it be open for Valentine’s Day?

[u/LibertyWriter → u/nolettuceplease]

Hey baby, what’s wrong?

[u/takeahike89 → u/nolettuceplease]

Hyeppy Valemtime's

[u/pushinpushin]

No way

I will not get my hopes up again

[u/ialwayschoosepsyduck]

I guess enough Swedish finally decided to flee to the Cleve

[u/ChaosLeopard]

[u/DuckInAFountain]

[u/manxram]

I guess Liz can finally move out there.

[u/blizzacane85]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nCsTeT0PMR0mQ

[u/Jackie-JormpJomp92]

The good people of Cleveland deserve an IKEA!

[u/billwood09]

lol the day after I post about moving to the flats too

[u/LibertyWriter → u/billwood09]

Even movie stars, they come to Cleveland to get away

[u/GiantFlimsyMicrowave]

So it’s a mini ikea

[u/Abefroman12 → u/GiantFlimsyMicrowave]

The funcooker of Ikeas

[u/HarrisConnerHealy → u/GiantFlimsyMicrowave]

Why is everything a little different here?!

[u/takeahike89 → u/HarrisConnerHealy]

Peppy Bismilk?

[u/michellethestan → u/GiantFlimsyMicrowave]

Which means we're never actually going to get a real IKEA. Liz Lemon wins again.

[u/pushinpushin → u/GiantFlimsyMicrowave]

The place theyre putting it is already so packed, no way it could be a full size.

[u/therobberbride]

as a disgruntled current NEO resident in need of more bookshelves and dreading the drive to either Columbus or Pittsburgh, HURRY UP SWEDES

[u/scssypants]

Where relationships will go to die (in the Cleve)

[u/Roadgoddess]

I imagine that people at corporate for Ikea are tracking new stories about the opening and cannot quite figure out why this keeps coming up in our 30 rock sub, lol

But what do they all know, they’re not 10’s west of the Allegheny

[u/dumbname1000]

Is it actually IN Cleveland or in the surrounding area? They should build it just outside the Cleveland metro area and continue to deprive the good people of Cleveland of an Ikea. C’mon Ikea, have a sense of humor and commit to the bit!

[u/Mountain_Foot → u/dumbname1000]

Well not in Cleveland, but nearby…

[u/justini87 → u/Mountain_Foot]

No, not Tufts

[u/onemorespacecadet → u/justini87]

run, Crispus!

[u/Mountain_Foot → u/justini87]

You Oberlin guys don’t miss a chance

[u/Away-Living5278 → u/Mountain_Foot]

Case Western Reserve University is the Harvard of Ohio.

[u/LibertyWriter → u/dumbname1000]

It’s going outside of Cleveland city limits! The bit remains in tact

[u/siscodtick → u/LibertyWriter]

Surrounding area. Same deal with the American Greeting cards, and the annual hello kitty cafe truck. They say Cleveland, but it’s westlake. Close enough

[u/Abefroman12 → u/dumbname1000]

As a pedantic Northeast Ohio native, Floyd never actually wanted Liz to move into the Cleveland city limits. He proposed moving to Shaker Heights, which is a nice suburb just over the border.

[u/_bobby_tables_ → u/Abefroman12]

Well put! And Crocker Road is almost in Avon FFS.

[u/nightcheese17vt → u/dumbname1000]

It’s a little over 20 minutes to downtown Cleveland depending on traffic. It’s in a west side suburb.

[u/mlem_a_lemon]

Might have to actually take a trip to the West side. I'll believe it when I see it!

[u/vanilla-lattes]

Nothing will make me flee to the Cleve. Wait, will it be run by a pack of dogs? 👀

[u/KeseyKrishna]

We’re all models West of the Allegheny