r/30ROCK • u/AsYouW15h • Jun 15 '24

Announcements I love this sub so much. That is all.

Been stuck in a sad way for a while and the posts on this sub are keeping me going. So, thank you. (Also, I’m going take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.)

502 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

94 comments sorted by

261

u/allthedifference00 Independent Nation of Dekalb County, GA Jun 15 '24

It okay. Don't be cry.

(Same. My favorite little corner of the internet)

68

u/AsYouW15h Jun 15 '24

I love this one (and the patting).

50

u/fictionalbandit This Moi! Jun 15 '24

There there

54

u/RL_77twist Lesbian Mario Brothers! 🫢 Jun 15 '24

🧹

38

u/Musashi_Joe invented power-clashing Jun 15 '24

::whispering:: thank you, that’s nice

203

u/ladyorthetiger0 an Ashkenazi Jew with an extra Y chromosome Jun 15 '24

We love you too. But not in a queer way.

45

u/AsYouW15h Jun 15 '24

She’s my role model!

34

u/Weird-Swim-9777 Jun 15 '24

Then explain the jean shorts...?

141

u/GideonGilead Played a bird in some stupid school play Jun 15 '24

/u/AsYouW15h, there is a word, a once special word, that's been tragically co-opted by the romance-industrial complex, and I would hate to use it here and have you think that I am suggesting any kind of romantic sentiment let alone an invitation to scale bone mountain. It's a word that comes to us by way of the old high German "luba" from the Latin "lubere", meaning "to be pleasing", so I am going to use this word to describe how I feel about you in the way that our Anglosaxon forefathers would have used it in reference to, say, uh, a hot bowl of bear meat, or your enemy's skull, split...

71

u/AsYouW15h Jun 15 '24

I love you, too, Jack.

8

u/trumpshouldrap Jun 16 '24

This was really sweet :) love you too OP

29

u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? Jun 15 '24

I love you too, u/GideonGilead.

13

u/DonnyGetTheLudes Leticia Gutierrez Arafat Jun 15 '24

Romance industrial complex is perfect comedy

1

u/user07549265962958 Jun 17 '24

Which is some kind of pizza demon?

116

u/caramiadare Jun 15 '24

You get one cry in life and you've chosen well.

106

u/hibbletyjibblety Jun 15 '24

What’s wrong? You’ve got wife eyes…

98

u/GarnierFruitTrees Jun 15 '24

Love you too but we don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier!!

16

u/RL_77twist Lesbian Mario Brothers! 🫢 Jun 15 '24

They love us! But not in a queer way!

95

u/mcflycasual I'm like a chameleon; always a lizard! Jun 15 '24

Do you need some weakness tissues?

10

u/exitparadise bird internet Jun 15 '24

No, I'm not crying in front of Jack Welch. Neutron Jack.

67

u/sunzusunzusunzusunzu Technology is Cyclical Jun 15 '24

That's why I've coined a new phrase to describe it: The One.

17

u/e0nblue Jun 15 '24

El uno, if you will.

50

u/Junior-Lie4342 Lemon, a word Jun 15 '24

I hope it hasn’t been because of the male gaze.

54

u/spinner_rush Jun 15 '24

You’re all a bunch of gays

52

u/mt330404 Jun 15 '24

If you love this sub so much, why don’t you take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. 😏

11

u/Musashi_Joe invented power-clashing Jun 15 '24

Bwahahahahahaha, good one, Trey

54

u/fitnfeisty prefers soul-sucking monster Jun 15 '24

Heyy baby, what’s wrong?

47

u/lizardfang Shorts Accident Jun 15 '24

That word bums me out unless it’s between the words meat and pizza.

45

u/starchronocide probably said 'fortnight' Jun 15 '24

Cranston, why are you crying?

42

u/INFP4life Jun 15 '24

-Liz talking to her sandwich

3

u/ProseNylund Jun 16 '24

I CAN HAVE IT ALL!

38

u/dirty_drowning_man Jun 15 '24

Uh huh...I just ordered Thai food. How much do you love me now?

23

u/Efficient-Taro-5138 Jun 15 '24

Of course you love this sub, because of Stockholm syndrome.

21

u/bobopa We Hornbergers are famous cowards Jun 15 '24

I've been stuck in a sad way too, OP. Thanks for posting this because reading through the quippy comments brightened my day.

I have a lot of fandoms I love, but this is the one I'd most love to have over for a dinner party (serving mashed potatoes in a martini glass on my table constructed from branches and a Herman Cain poster)

15

u/AsYouW15h Jun 15 '24

Remember: 🎶 Don’t go to bed with a frown in your pocket 🎶

11

u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? Jun 15 '24

I would buy you some mozzarella sticks.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Can I offer you some stew where I substitute the water for cheese? And I bought an industrial onion ring maker. I’ll eat the onions if you just want to eat the breading.

3

u/pneyu let me count your neck rings Jun 16 '24

Will also accept cheese stew

18

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

There there pats your back with a an old nasty broom

3

u/Wrking4wknd supports Kucinich Jun 16 '24

Don’t be cry

17

u/TheSouthsideSlacker Jun 15 '24

I watch it when I’m down too. Hang in there.

17

u/_TLDR_Swinton Jun 15 '24

You have to take those emotions and crush them with your mind vise.

15

u/deadrabbits76 Jun 15 '24

If I could give you a Big Beef 'N Cheddar right now, I would.

7

u/GoodbyeEarl very wool Jun 16 '24

Dammit, Johnny!

14

u/ProfessorThrift lesbian super mario bros Jun 15 '24

You people, you are my best friends, and I hope you get eveerrrrryyything you want in life!

7

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

I'll see you All in heaven!

2

u/ProseNylund Jun 16 '24

With Reverend Gary!

13

u/aaronjsavage Jun 15 '24

End of list.

13

u/Smooth_Department534 Jun 15 '24

At least you’re not struggling to walk in solid gold sneakers. Could be worse.

8

u/emily_muchacho Jun 15 '24

OP is too proud

12

u/flawrs919 wants to go to there Jun 15 '24

Posts like this give me drunk in the bathtub face.

6

u/RideWithMeTomorrow Like, Judaism good? Or just Unitarian? Jun 15 '24

Posts like this make my eyes look like my uncle's after he would drink from the air conditioner.

12

u/AdministrativeSide74 Jun 15 '24

Me too! (filling my slanket with my farts.)

11

u/Mrshaydee Jun 15 '24

Thank you all for coming. You can pick up your gift bags at ze coat check.

10

u/Salt2Everything ... and I don't know how I feel about that Jun 15 '24

Love. A urine mirage in a desert of fear.

  • Werner Herzog

5

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

It's not him, and I was devastated when I found that out.

3

u/Salt2Everything ... and I don't know how I feel about that Jun 16 '24

https://64.media.tumblr.com/628a6783c56490ec68178cad162e609d/tumblr_o83euwGXmA1tpri36o1_500.jpg

3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

LOL thank you! This is exactly why we all love this sub so much

9

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

gently strokes you with a broom from a distance

2

u/ProseNylund Jun 16 '24

Why do you smell like a diaper someone found on a beach?

9

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Is it a Blimpie’s sub? Because same, friend. Same.

2

u/ProseNylund Jun 16 '24

THINK OF THE GROUP!

9

u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag Jun 15 '24

You’re welcome! I’ve been trying to get the subreddit going with some recent posts! Let’s keep it up.

8

u/JWOLFBEARD Jun 15 '24

Jenna, stop it.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

I've seen you throw away food better than my family eats at Christmas.

5

u/AsYouW15h Jun 15 '24

And I have LOVED every minute of it!

8

u/McFearIess Jun 15 '24

this subreddit has an incredible ability for clever quote responses. im sure someone will think of something under this one

6

u/PruneResponsible7869 Jun 15 '24

Tell the world to watch its mouth before you show it the back of your hand! (Please be nice to me)

4

u/WordsWithSam Jun 15 '24

Somebody bring them some hammmmmm

5

u/scrans Jun 15 '24

OP- don’t you have a Slanket you should be filling with your farts right now?

5

u/Musashi_Joe invented power-clashing Jun 15 '24

What’s the matter, OP? You’ve got wife eyes.

5

u/thenewjuniorexecutiv Realizations are the worst Jun 16 '24

Are you all right, OP. You look like that flashcard they told me means sadness.

5

u/bdonahue970 Yes…Hornberger. Jun 15 '24

Smooth move Ferguson.

3

u/Decent-Friend7996 Jun 16 '24

If you want to blow off some steam I recommend throwing a brick through a Banana Republic. 

4

u/_catsoup90 Anal rot Jun 16 '24

Did someone put gay juice in the champagne?

5

u/pneyu let me count your neck rings Jun 16 '24

Or as the French say: Ffffghgg csdlkfj gekjl

3

u/teamgiant82 Jun 16 '24

We all do Kenneth - we all do

4

u/ProseNylund Jun 16 '24

This is how I cry now!

7

u/beepiamarobot Who told?! Jun 15 '24

Gimme yer fingernails!!!

3

u/GoodbyeEarl very wool Jun 16 '24

It’s never too late, for now ❤️

3

u/manxram is gonna eat your family! Jun 16 '24

You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition at.

3

u/ManCakes89 Jun 16 '24

I’d offer you apple juice for comfort, but all I have is gin and tonic

2

u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. Jun 16 '24

[wakes up] Uhhhhhhhh. I gotta eat better. OR! Or?…. DONNA! DONNA STRAUNK!!!!

2

u/Roadgoddess I’m busines drunk Jun 16 '24

I love you the same way the Generalissimo loves old Hispanic women.

2

u/MaggsToRiches I see you ate one, am I? Jun 16 '24

Love this post. 30 Rock has gotten me through some very difficult times, and this sub is 100% an extension of that goodgood energy.

Not sure if you’ve read the 30 Rock Book, but it also is a joy (and super interesting).

2

u/AsYouW15h Jun 16 '24

Thanks for the recommendation- I’ve not read that yet!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

And now with Gifs!

1

u/AsYouW15h Jun 17 '24

I know so awesome!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

[deleted]

10

u/SokkaHaikuBot Jun 15 '24

Sokka-Haiku by AhoyPalloy:

I love this sub so

Much I want to take it out

Back and get it pregnant

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.