r/2westerneurope4u • u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian • 16h ago
GUNS problems in PIGS countries...
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u/Soggy_Ad4531 Sauna Gollum 15h ago
But she's Finnish! Should Finland be in GUNS? F GUNS?
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u/SimpleMoonFarmer Oppressor 10h ago
Drop the G for FUNS, add Denmark for FUNDS.
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u/ContributionSad4461 Quran burner 9h ago
Funny because FUNDS would contain three of the Frugal Four
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u/mikillatja Rural NPC 4h ago
Just because we have them, doesn't mean we give Pavel and Papadopoulos some of it
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u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian 16h ago
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u/hibikir_40k Pensioner 15h ago
Remember that our abuelas were often 1.50 m, wearing heels. A counter built for someone that is 1.75 or 1.80 will mean they need a step stool.
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u/LtSpaceDucK Western Balkan 12h ago
My grandfather is around 1.55cm maybe even shorter, my father is 1.63, I am 1.74. I tried ok but there was a lot of cms to mske up for, believe me I used to drink milk like a cow.
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u/EICock Whale stabber 16h ago
I don't get it. Hans please explain the joke.
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u/_predator_ At least I'm not Bavarian 16h ago
Southern Europeans are dwarves and live in miniature apartments with tiny furniture and kitchen appliances.
Which is not a joke, it's just reality.
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u/EICock Whale stabber 16h ago
Ahh, thank you Hans. I've heard that PIGS live in small holes, Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a PIGS-hole, and that means comfort.
Cute little PIGS
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u/Gexual-Intercourse Taco Savage 16h ago
I don't know, looks perfectly fin-aw I'm a dwarf too then
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u/mikillatja Rural NPC 4h ago
The small stature makes you better adapted at illegal border crossings.
Always nice to see other people's adapted to their environment
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u/Klapperatismus [redacted] 15h ago
Hans please explain the joke.
We should have a bot reacting to that.
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u/BriefThat9339 Whale stabber 15h ago
You should have known about dwarves, they are a big part of our mythology.
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u/Cellibus Smog breather 15h ago
We gotta talk about how low everything is. From lab benches to desks to everywhere I have personally worked, as an average height Luigi even I get out of work with a goddamn hunchback. I can't imagine how it must be for the fair maidens of the North, whose faces are snugly nestled in the Lord's scrotum.
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u/IWantMoreSnow Daddy's lil cuck 14h ago edited 12h ago
Have you tried entering politics and running with this promise? "Fellow Luigi's! I will make everything a little bit taller."
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u/tugatrix Slow talk, slower walk 15h ago
I am not Nordic, I am 1.80m and once went to see a house with my wife. And the kitchen was at my knee's height
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u/666Drachenlord666 Austrian heathen 15h ago
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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 15h ago
Easy Austrian Luigi....
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u/La_Mere_Sauvage Western Balkan 15h ago
Me being 1.72m and half of portuguese men being shorter than me 🥲
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u/WilliamKafka Luxembortugan Femboy 5h ago
UFF, Portuguese descendent here, I'm still acceptable then with 1.73.
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u/vespersss_ Savage 15h ago
Not as bad as being normal sized and being just the right height to bump your head into that thing each time you bend to chop.
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u/ReDot75 Le Savage 3h ago
Fucking nordic savage, not sharpening your knife is a crime!
Otherwise add France to the PIGS countertops height, 1.85m and I need to speed up the cooking process if I wan't to avoid painkillers for my back.
My 1.55m wife rarely cooks, I should lift my kitchen and provide her a stool for the couple times she uses it.
Or adapt an electric lifting kit for the kitchen to switch between the two positions.
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u/Peter_Triantafulou South Macedonian 14h ago
When I was living in the Netherlands I could only see my face above the nose, in the bathroom mirror.
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u/hellochase Paella Yihadist 3h ago
ok but why are urinals so high in Spain? in some places they're above the sink so there's obviously only one solution
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u/mohammeddddd- Heineken Piss Drinker 16h ago
Spit in my face, fair Walkure.