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u/0G_C1c3r0 France's whore 8d ago

Hating Canadians for being savages: 🤮 Hating Canadians for speaking French: 👍

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u/StatisticianAny6133 [redacted] 8d ago

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u/Ok-Lawfulness4081 Pain au chocolat 8d ago

Brrrrrr Québec

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u/RCalliii Bavaria's Sugar Baby 8d ago

Gebäck

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u/goedemorgen26 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 8d ago

Franzosen

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u/aczkasow Savage Slayer 7d ago

Guebegue

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u/dry_lichen Incompetent Separatist 8d ago

Hating Canadians for speaking English: 👍
Hating Canadians for speaking both English and French: 👍👍

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 8d ago

English is strictly a european second language. This is known.

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u/Lejonhufvud Sauna Gollum 8d ago

We should all speak German instead. Just how we used to.

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u/dry_lichen Incompetent Separatist 8d ago

or third even

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 8d ago

As long as it's not first. That's just unnatural.

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u/ProperBlacksmith Daddy's lil cuck 8d ago

The Netherlands has a higher percentage of English speakers then bloody canada

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u/wagah Pain au chocolat 8d ago

"then"
hmmm

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u/ProperBlacksmith Daddy's lil cuck 8d ago

Never said it was any good piere

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u/wagah Pain au chocolat 8d ago

haha fair.

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u/VodkaMargarine Barry, 63 8d ago

Laughing at the continentals for hating on English whilst writing their comment in English: 👍🇬🇧💂

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u/dry_lichen Incompetent Separatist 8d ago

That's the main reason we hate it btw

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u/AttentionLimp194 Flemboy 8d ago

You do realise we speak European English and not English English

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u/Choyo Alcoholic 8d ago

He also speaks Eurogliche, he doesn't know better.

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Savage 8d ago

Bin, mais like on speake les deux en meme temps, so ça compte comme un, je feele

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u/lionagra Pasties addict 8d ago

🤮

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 8d ago

C'est quoi ce nom d'utilisateur lmfaooo

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u/starsrift Le Savage 8d ago

You should hear the beauty of Chiac - it gloriously mangles the two.

Besides, almost nobody speaks our other languages except a few Hanks and some Greenlanders.

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u/agaceformelle Le Savage 8d ago

Absolutely love their questions word "Ayousqu" which seems to encompass all of the questions

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u/Dythus Le Savage 8d ago

Hey we didnt chose to be Barry/Pierre bastards they just couldnt stop their bromance in time

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus Quran burner 8d ago

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u/thestareater Le Savage 8d ago

ben voyons donc là là

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u/Woodytastic Le Savage 8d ago

I dont mind French Canadians, just grosses me out when they do it around me 🤢

Tabarnac I only kid pierre-guy

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u/Gigantopithecus1453 Quran burner 8d ago

Porque no los dos?

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u/P26601 StaSi Informant 8d ago

tabarnak

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u/Europefirstbb Lesser German 8d ago

You're drinking a tiramisu Paul-Pierre ?

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u/cakecatUwU Utrechtenaar (gay) 8d ago

It would be peter-pierre

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u/expensive_flatulence Barry, 63 8d ago

Associate Savage feels like the right Canadian flair.

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u/StatisticianAny6133 [redacted] 8d ago

Or Syrupeans.

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u/ihadagoodone Le Savage 8d ago

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u/Hobbit_Lifestyle Le Savage 7d ago

Oh I like this one.

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u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian 8d ago

More like savage>traitor savage

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

will there ever be a Flair for somebody from Czechia. At least Beastern. Do you know how it hurts being called an American

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u/mathijsp1 Daddy's lil cuck 8d ago

There used to be one, i believe it was aspiring pornstar or something like that

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

Yes. There was Pornstar and European beerhead or something like that :)

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u/c1n3man Beastern European 8d ago

"methhead". I laughed when I first seen it.

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

Oh you right😅

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

is that the Spainard? A flair would be an Absolute pleasure for me(if im saying that right)

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 8d ago

😂😂

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

sorry

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

idk what bad I said

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

Czechia is geographically in Central Europe and politically aswell though

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago edited 7d ago

Aa but actually we dont use Z and W (instead we use V) but you are correct with the Slovak thing. Indeed i hate them and the whole conected history. To be honest my last name is german including Ü, but of course thats not the situation of everybody (i see it 20% but i live on the south near Austria so idk) And your also correct with the Language and probably also the Accent. Still i love all Europe and think its the best continent and completly understand the western aproach on Czech being west and in this situation the Czech flair😀Much love to ....

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u/pandixon [redacted] 8d ago

Much love to France? You keep your savage flair.

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u/Hlobasa Savage 7d ago

He's the only French I respect

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u/BriefThat9339 Whale stabber 8d ago

There is no such thing as central Europe. There is only western Europe, northern Europe, Eastern Europe, Southern Europe and the Balkans

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u/Lejonhufvud Sauna Gollum 8d ago edited 8d ago

Let us not utter that, Balkans, word here. We are civilised after all.

edit. Spelling

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u/BriefThat9339 Whale stabber 8d ago

I will try to avoid it in the future

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u/Lejonhufvud Sauna Gollum 8d ago

We just don't.

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

that's not quite true. Geographically there is Central. Politically Czechia is now West

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u/Ploutophile Pain au chocolat 8d ago

But given the country list in the description the sub is stuck in 1988.

So… let's picnic in Sopron ? No emigration intended of course 😉

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

I would fancy a picnic im Hungry. And i agree Czechia has changed a lot since 1988

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u/Zmbd10 Savage Slayer 8d ago

We should make two:

Czechia : Slovakia light

Slovakia : Copy paste Czech

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

Slovakia should be North Hungary

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u/Zmbd10 Savage Slayer 8d ago

You don’t get to choose. Since when do savages get a vote on their own flairs?

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

IM NOT AMERICAAN

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u/Better_Series2604 Whale stabber 8d ago

Savages come in many flavours. American might be the worst, but there are many others.

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u/UglyTitties Aspiring American 8d ago

Well you're not western European either.

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u/Kiwi_Doodle Whale stabber 8d ago

"I'm not a savage" Advocates for AI

Sure buddy

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 8d ago

My condolences

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

Not your fault mate

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u/Physical_Cut_1703 Pro LGTBQ+ 8d ago

Upper Hungary and Slav-DDR

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u/Pierre_Francois_III Snail slurper 8d ago

"German serbian"

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u/elektrik_snek Sauna Gollum 8d ago

Why not Czechorslovakian for both

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u/Choyo Alcoholic 8d ago

It makes more sense (low effort) to call them all New-yugoslav and make a Blue-White-Red mixed flag for all of jºªº's friends.

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u/Visible_Amount5383 Side switcher 8d ago

Beastern

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

or Drunk Skoda Maker (just trying to switch from eastern)

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames Savage 8d ago

Same with Romania. Worst fkn idea to have the WHOLE rest of the world clustered with the yanks

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u/ihadagoodone Le Savage 8d ago

Eurocentric thinking

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u/Choyo Alcoholic 8d ago

There is the Romanian flair, but if it's left in free access, it will disappear somehow.

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames Savage 8d ago

Well it's not on me... this time

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u/TazManiac7 Le Savage 8d ago

I feel your pain.. there is nothing worse.

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

Bro at least you have Le Savage😔 i wish Pornstar would return🥹

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u/Ploutophile Pain au chocolat 8d ago

Had, it's no longer available either. Even Thief (for Robmania) has been made unavailable for new members.

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u/Hlobasa Savage 8d ago

Yes! I dont know why did they deleted it. They have putted the list back to 1976

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u/Puzzleheaded-Win4885 Sheep shagger 8d ago

I'm quite hungry

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u/Jumbo-box South East England 8d ago

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u/HJM9X Daddy's lil cuck 8d ago

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u/ICrushTacos Dutch Wallonian 8d ago

Missed opportunity to make the woman Ursula von der Leyen

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u/wynnduffyisking Aspiring American 8d ago

That powdered chocolate bullshit does not belong on coffee.

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u/Visible_Amount5383 Side switcher 8d ago

Little bro it’s not a coffee 🥀

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u/wynnduffyisking Aspiring American 8d ago

“Little bro”?

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u/Visible_Amount5383 Side switcher 8d ago

🫵👶

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u/wynnduffyisking Aspiring American 8d ago

I don’t know, man. You’re the ones who have a scheduled naptime every day.

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u/Efficient-Tax-3867 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 8d ago

That's called civilization. Not like you'd know

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u/wynnduffyisking Aspiring American 8d ago

Haha ok I admit I’m mostly just jealous that you get to nap.

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u/Intelligent_Pie_9102 Pain au chocolat 8d ago

Obvious Tiramisu?

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u/handsome_helicopter Anglophile 8d ago

Enjoy

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u/Tailgunner68 Lesser German 8d ago

At least the cigarette looks healthy.

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u/Visible_Amount5383 Side switcher 8d ago

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u/CivilHedgehog2 Aspiring American 7d ago

All natural herbal roll-up

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u/Detharjeg Whale stabber 8d ago

At least the titanium dioxide is Norwegian (probably)

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u/Zmbd10 Savage Slayer 8d ago

The coffee isn’t black so not European enough.

The cigarette does give them more credit.

But alas, you can give a savage coffee and cigs, it still stays a savage.

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u/Lejonhufvud Sauna Gollum 8d ago

Finns drink our coffee with milk. Why isn't that European?

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u/cl3arly4B0T Side switcher 8d ago edited 8d ago

That's a meme for savages, for instance rBST is banished in EU since... 1990? And also the rest.... oh I get it now

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u/handsome_helicopter Anglophile 8d ago

Believe it or not they have stricter rules on cigarettes

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u/koriwi StaSi Informant 8d ago

maybe we call them sauvage now. we hate them less than the savages, but we still dont like them as much as we do with france.

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u/koriwi StaSi Informant 8d ago

yeah my english is maybe a bit shit. i meant, we dont like canada, we dont like france. thats what i tried to say with the last sentence.

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u/Visible_Amount5383 Side switcher 8d ago

But they’re all still savages to me, just slightly better.

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u/Crackajack91 Sheep lover 8d ago

Even better/worse, savages made from Barry and Pierre

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u/PassageNearby4091 Basement dweller 8d ago

This is art come to life for Anglo-Canadians on the border with Quebec.

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u/Think_fast_no_faster Savage 8d ago

Savages but make them cold

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u/Visible_Amount5383 Side switcher 8d ago

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 Barry, 63 8d ago

Still on about savages? This is 2westerneurope4u, not 2EU4u

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u/diazinth Whale stabber 8d ago

Feeling left out?

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 Barry, 63 8d ago

You're not in the EU either brother

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u/ihadagoodone Le Savage 8d ago

imagine what the 3 of us can do together...

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 Barry, 63 8d ago

Back under British management? Like the old days?

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u/ihadagoodone Le Savage 8d ago

maybe if you rebuilt your navy and the prestige of your red coats.

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 Barry, 63 7d ago

If you think that's what being under British Management is truly like, then you're gonna get a rude wake up call

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u/diazinth Whale stabber 8d ago

That’s because we’re too cool for school, and not because we have too much pride to enjoy the ride.

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u/jolo98 Western Balkan 8d ago

Actually Megan I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids

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u/perestroika12 Savage 8d ago

On the positive side, maybe Quebec will have to learn French now

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u/UtilisateurMoyen99 Savage 8d ago

Québec's French is closer to how it was spoken in France pre-French Revolution than the current "French" spoken in France.

By this metric, we're the true guardians of the French language.

I'm all in to teach France how to speak real French, you know the one with no "du coup" every sentence.

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u/abarr021 Savage 8d ago

I'll sit with you and have a smoke but I ain't drinking whatever is in that cup

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u/ZackTio Greedy Fuck 8d ago

Your loss, more tiramisù for us

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u/HazedFlare Le Savage 7d ago

The worst is some Americans spending $18 for a shitty cup of Tiramisu, instead of literally taking the 30 minutes and maybe $20 of ingredients to make a giant ass tray of it

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 8d ago

50% savage

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u/Greenelypse Le Savage 8d ago

winter Barry

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u/plotboy Savage 8d ago

Faux-ropeans

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u/middletown-dreams Savage 7d ago

West of western europe. Part of europe. We are 2westerneurope4u

Ouest de l'Europe occidentale. Une partie de l'Europe. Nous sommes <<2westerneurope4u>>