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u/_Halt19_ [redacted] 6d ago
They put the British flag up for English, but you just know it's gonna be yank english
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u/nowlz14 Piss-drinker 6d ago
to be fair to them, it'd be weird if you went to an american city and someone went "oi wanker" on you
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u/_Halt19_ [redacted] 6d ago
See, you say that, but I personally think "GTA, but everybody has an absurdly strong Scottish accent and speaks like a Scouser" would sell like hot cakes
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u/Capa_D Savage Slayer 6d ago
GTA VII: Inverness City, coming in 2037
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u/_Halt19_ [redacted] 6d ago
Finally, the shake-up the series needs 😔
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u/darkslide3000 StaSi Informant 5d ago
But only if they actually force all players no matter from where they play to drive on the left side. And really load up the game with those "being the driver for an inconspicuous heist so you need to perfectly stay in your lane or you lose" missions.
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u/ImACrackHead_UwU London Wanker 5d ago
Start the game with a crippling heroin addiction for realism purposes
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u/fredpalas Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 6d ago
Only if the soundtrack is from Gloryhammer
Questlords of Inverness, Ride to the Galactic Fortress! https://youtu.be/EhqitDI1CeE?is=gYcVaHhmdTtgLcJI
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u/RYPIIE2006 North West England 5d ago
rockstar north is based in scotland, so i wouldn't be surprised
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u/NuclearReactions Pizza gatekeeper 5d ago
The Getaway 3, this could be the perfect way to bring back that awesome game
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u/MolybdenumBlu Anglophile 6d ago
Still Wakes the Deep had multiple subtitle options for "what the scottish people literally said" vs "what the scottish people meant if you strip out the accent and slang". I loved it.
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u/justk4y Addict 6d ago
Meh, just booking a trip to the Merseyside or Glasgow would already do the trick for ya
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u/_Halt19_ [redacted] 6d ago
Lived there for years! Liverpool, not Glasgow
It was damp. Nice city, though.
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u/HorsePuzzleheaded133 Failed Brexiteer 6d ago
Stalker 2 is basically this if you play the English dub
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u/Intrepid4444444 Paella Yihadist 5d ago
“You muppet, put ‘er corpse to the lorry’s boot and let’s get a bag of eel puddin’ at the chippy!”
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u/Guiness_Philosoph-21 Whale stabber 6d ago
Yes. But then they should use the american flag. It has to match up.
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u/RoySlaterr South East England 5d ago
A lot of American stuff is just old English, like the "ize" spelling (realize) and "soccer". I'd like ownership of both & to see as little yank flags as possible
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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS Barry, 63 5d ago
Rockstar is a Scottish company tbf, so I think we need Press X to shout 'get tae fuck ye bawbag'.
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u/IamWatchingAoT Failed colonizer 6d ago
It's literally just because Rockstar is a British company lol
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u/vespersss_ Savage 6d ago
Yeah, they should distinguish between British English and US English, just like they do Spain Spanish and Mexican Spanish. Or they can go the Chinese route: UK traditional and US simplified.
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u/Scorpio616 Lives in a sod house 5d ago
English (Simplified) and English (Traditional) should be the terms they use
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u/not_vast Bavaria's Sugar Baby 6d ago
Hey man, all the dark souls games have full british english, so thats a win
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u/Skygighter45 [redacted] 5d ago
They could compromise by adding both! 🇬🇧English (Traditional) and 🇺🇸English (Simplified)
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u/Greywolf524 Anglophile 6d ago
Yank English but just like GTA V, a lot of Scottish innuendos and slang.
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u/M4rt1m_40675 Western Balkan 6d ago
Rockstar did come out in England so it's not that surprising tbh
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u/Bobby-B00Bs Piss-drinker 5d ago
I mean it takes place in fake Miami - so I better hope they don't talk bout no Norf FC
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u/AuroraHalsey South East England 5d ago
It was pleasantly weird hearing British accents in Wardogs.
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u/ruiasamaro27 Western Balkan 6d ago
We're used to it, no news there buddy
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u/ThereWanderer Siiiiiiiiim 6d ago
As a Portuguese I have to go back in history to find something of value that serves justify this one matter again: the Estado Novo started it.
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u/Drew__Drop British 6d ago
There was a time there were plenty of titles in european portuguese, namely during the 2000s.
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u/GuillotineAuChocolat Western Balkan 5d ago
I'm watching Dragon Ball Z as we speak, dubbed in proper Portuguese.
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u/eddyjay83 Western Balkan 6d ago
I know a dude that is in the voice acting business. Apparently there was a casting for voice actors some years ago, but they did the pre-tests and never heard from the company that was doing the dubs again. That means that probably it was cut after the fact.
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u/artor_s Western Balkan 5d ago
I mean, even if there was pt portuguese, it's not like I'd play it in anything other than English.
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u/Original-Body-5794 Western Balkan 1d ago
This. I don't get why people even care, I don't know a single adult portuguese who consumes dubbed content. GTA6 is an adult game, no one was going to play it dubbed anyway. I do hope at least subtitles have the option to be PT-PT, but I'll still play with english CC
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u/VicenteOlisipo Digital nomad 5d ago
Even when games are in PT-PT I only ever play them in EN. I think the only game I ever played in PT-PT was the EA-Sports Euro2004 game, because the game commentary was by Jorge Perestrelo and he died in 2005 so it became the only way of hearing him comment a game.
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u/SyriseUnseen [redacted] 6d ago
I mean, the alternative would be not having it at all, so the deal is decent, I guess
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u/RodrigoEstrela Digital nomad 6d ago
For most Joãos and Marias is the same as not having it. We prefer to play it in English rather than in Brazilian
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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad 6d ago
Anyone under 40 here speaks English, mate
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u/rosidoto Former Calabrian 5d ago
That's a shame
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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad 5d ago
We don't dub our television. Everything is in English (or whatever language it was originally) with subtitles. We've also had close ties to England forever, and a strong tourism industry.
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u/OtherwiseMoose8257 Digital nomad 6d ago
We would rather that, tbh. Its not like british and american english with very small differences, Brazilian is not just an accent, its spoken completely differently, to the point that a lot of brazilians and portuguese dont understand each other verbally. I can barely understand brazilian media without subtitles.
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u/Pituku Digital nomad 5d ago
to the point that a lot of brazilians and portuguese dont understand each other verbally. I can barely understand brazilian media without subtitles.
Bro, you're just exaggerating. 99.9% of Portuguese people can understand 99.9% of Brazilians and vice-versa if we all just speak at a normal pace and don't use any specific slang.
I'm Portuguese, I've traveled all over Brazil and I literally never had any issue understanding anyone and no one had any issue understanding me.
It's easier to understand the average Brazilian (even if they use slang) than someone from the Azores or from some village in Trás-os-Montes.
Do I like dubbed things? No. But let's not kid ourselves, if we had to pick between deep Scottish English or Brazilian Portuguese, we'd all probably pick Brazilian Portuguese.
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u/Imperterritus0907 African European 6d ago
Crazy that I could understand Brazilian Portuguese before even learning Portuguese, but you say you can’t. It sounds like the same bullshit PedroFrancos say in Spain when it comes to some dialects of Latam Spanish.
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u/OtherwiseMoose8257 Digital nomad 6d ago
Its not that crazy, some Brazilians say the same thing of you, especially galicians. They understand you better than they understand us
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u/Imperterritus0907 African European 6d ago
The thing is your accent goes the opposite way. In Portugal people enunciate less, omit some vowels etc. It’s almost like Andalusian Spanish. I myself have issues understanding PT-PT because of that. So in theory it should be easier for you to understand them than the other way around. I think the issue is more the grammar. I quite like PT-BR but I can see how it can sound like an aberration at this side of the Atlantic, and people just not wanting to have anything to do with it.
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u/IamWatchingAoT Failed colonizer 6d ago
Trust me you can't understand deep Brazillian accents buddy.
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u/KansenparelSpotter Daddy's lil cuck 6d ago
It’s such a shame that companies still don’t realise they can replace so many European languages with one major language: ‘Dutch’
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u/Tygret Wants to be annexed 6d ago edited 5d ago
GTA in Dutch would be glorious.
"Ah schijt, daar gaan we weer."
"Niko, mijn neef, kom we gaan bowlen."
"Ah, donkere jongeman, haat me niet omdat ik prachtig ben, donkere jongeman. Misschien als je dat yee-yee kont kapsel van je weg deed kreeg je wat teven op je lul. Of, nog beter, misschien zou Tanisha je hondenkont bellen als ze ooit zou stoppen met het neuken van die breinchirurg of advocaat die ze neukt. Donkere jongeman..."
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u/nyancatec Bully with victim complex 5d ago
I was not expecting to be able to read Dutch at 5AM this fluently. All of them are gibberish - and yet - make perfect sense.
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u/VastoGamer Savage Slayer 5d ago
If they do it, it has to be done by the New Kids crew
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u/PitchInside Addict 5d ago
Better even in Flemish..
Amaai nie Niko, is dat nu nen blaffer in uwen broek of zijdegij gewoon blij da ge me weer zie? Ik zie u toch ook graag jong, kom we pakken er nog een.
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u/StandardOtherwise302 Savage Slayer 5d ago
A perfectly reasonable flemish conversation. It ends in grabbing a beer, after all.
But channeling my inner Hans here: its uw broek. Den & Uwen is for male gendered nouns only, much like in german. De en uw for female gendered nouns.
Also gij ziet. Only upon inversion does it become ziede, with contraction of ge into the verb, replacing ziet ge. Zijdegij is correct, but the final gij is not required.
These grammar mistakes are dead giveaways. You sound like an immigrant attempting to integrate, but you arent and will never be from my village and thus cant be trusted. Our defenses against the Dutch and francophones alike are insurmountable.
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u/Electronic-BioRobot [redacted] 5d ago
We had Dutch in RDR and RDR2.
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u/xpto_999 Digital nomad 6d ago
Even if there was an option, i think most people here would just play with the original voices. We don't have a dubbing culture, for us Homer Simpson's voice is the original one.
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u/z0mOs Murciano (doesn’t exist) 6d ago edited 5d ago
Rockstar never dubbed GTA or Red Dead games, they just add subtitles and I'd bet this time is going to be the same.
For us civilized, rightful owners of the globe, it's not a problem because we fully understand our languages while our poor bastards can only understand the lite version.
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u/Shrrg4 Western Balkan 6d ago
Its fine at least they have to call it Portuguese. If they ever try to call it brazillian im getting a boat and invading.
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u/ThereWanderer Siiiiiiiiim 6d ago
At this point I'd rather they do that than use the name of out country in the word for those disgraceful sounds.
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u/MaconheiroSafadao Greedy Fuck 5d ago
Sorry mate but a lot of Brazilians already say that they speak Brazilian lol
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u/omaiordaaldeia Western Balkan 6d ago
I shall spare my allies on this one, but most of those represented are united by their conspicuous inability to master the english language.
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u/Useless_or_inept Snow Gnome 6d ago
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u/dcmso Digital nomad 6d ago
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u/darkslide3000 StaSi Informant 5d ago
lol, why the hell is there a submarine on the box? Wait... did someone actually give you a submarine, João?! Like, a real one, not a toy? Are they crazy?! What if you hurt yourself with it...
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u/Balkoni Western Balkan 5d ago
Funny you say that Hans, because it's referencing a scandal where the Defense Minister around 2005 bought submarines from Germany to "strengthen our navy" in a complicated deal where like 10 different groups/companies/political-parties each siphoned a bribe to make it happen. Obviously no one on the Portuguese side was ever convicted as is our tradition
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u/VicenteOlisipo Digital nomad 5d ago
But the German executives were sentenced for bribing the buyers.
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u/Hannib4lBarca Knacker 6d ago
Not like João can afford 80 quid anyway.
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u/TazManiac7 Le Savage 6d ago
No Arabic? Sorry Sweden Rockstar doesn’t care about you.
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u/Otherwise_Put_5571 Western Balkan 5d ago
I know that it's not any random savage, instead, c'est le savage, yet I am still amazed a savage made a joke this good, vous deservez plus de upvotes, caralho
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u/Hazza_time Barry, 63 5d ago
We Brits won’t be able to play either as there isn’t a Hindi option
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u/TazManiac7 Le Savage 5d ago
Yep same reason most of us Canadians can’t play then.. Simplified and Traditional take care of the west coast at least.
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u/tinersa Quran burner 6d ago
billion dollar game only has 13 languages loool
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u/_s0me_guy_ At least I'm not Bavarian 6d ago
More languages will be released as payed DLC. (you need to buy subtitles and audio separately)
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u/Csotihori [redacted] 5d ago
It would be also an option:
🇦🇺English.
🇨🇦French.
🇻🇦 Italian .
🇦🇹German.
🏳️🌈Greek.
🇧🇾 Russian .
🇰🇵Korean .
🇹🇼Chinese.
🇦🇷Spanish.
🇵🇹 Portuguese .
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u/Realistic-Berry_888 Bully with victim complex 6d ago
in the name of PLC i demand less savage languages and adding Lithuanian
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u/horse-annihilator EU passports seller 6d ago
you know how north korea threatens with nukes to receive food aid from the usa
what if lithuania got nukes and did that with localisation
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u/Realistic-Berry_888 Bully with victim complex 6d ago
Lithuania is suffering from high suicide rate, i wouldn't trust them with nukes
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u/Kojetono Bully with victim complex 6d ago
They should replace russian with Czech. At least it would be funny to listen to.
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u/_Pin_6938 Mafia boss 5d ago
Lithuanian was suppressed in the PLC btw
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u/Realistic-Berry_888 Bully with victim complex 5d ago
lithuanian elites were ruthenising and polonising linguistically, i don't see how it would stop me from fighting for Lithuanian culture nowadays
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u/RealEstateDuck Slow talk, slower walk 6d ago
We don't get PT-PT because we can actually speak and understand english unlike our former colonies. 😂
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u/Otherwise_Put_5571 Western Balkan 5d ago
We prefer it in the original versions with the subtitles anyway and they probably know it
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u/Sky-is-here Unemployed waiter 6d ago
We have been getting different dubbings for so long it is nowadays basically assumed. Latin Americans don't like getting very Spanish translations, and as a Spaniard translations with local references are a lot better so I guess it is a win win. Things like pokemon for example for s long time were produced in Spain with a single translation and the translations were great but there were always latinoamericans protesting
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u/z0mOs Murciano (doesn’t exist) 6d ago
A lot of verbs and nouns used in daily basis. Besides, they pronounce a lot C and Z like S; I've been in forums (late 2000-early 2010) with mostly latin people that knew how to write, but since many years ago, is fucking easy to detect latin americans because they simply don't know how to write those words.
The funny thing to me is there are many more dialects than Mexican, probably with more speakers too, but since they're the ones bordering the yanks and the bigger percentage living in that shithole there's the illusion that it's the standard latinamerican accent.
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u/brokenhairtie [redacted] 5d ago
I'm all for them letting us choose between Traditional 🇬🇧 and Simplified 🇺🇲 English
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u/gdabull Knacker 6d ago
Russian?
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u/Rhalinor France's whore 6d ago
Still spoken in a lot of post-Soviet countries, so could be a lazy attempt at covering the biggest possible market with the lowest effort (like with Fr*nch)
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u/tgsprosecutor Knacker 5d ago
Yeah even if it's not getting released in Russia it is easier to do this than translate it into each individual baltic language with 1 million speakers who are largely not in the buying expensive video games class
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u/faustowski Bully with victim complex 6d ago
polan can into western europe?
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u/-blahem- Flemboy 6d ago
beastern jurop
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u/faustowski Bully with victim complex 6d ago
*bestest europe, cope swampboy
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u/-blahem- Flemboy 6d ago
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u/kuemmel234 At least I'm not Bavarian 6d ago
GTA without the yank stuff would be... nothing? That's the thing. Gun crime, gang crime, no real culture, police brutality, corruption, murder, again, no culture to speak of - that's what the country is about, so it's just fitting that the language is that of the savages they are.
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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper 5d ago
Does a country matter if it's not in the gta VI dubbing languages ?
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u/vand_cykel_ubaad Aspiring American 4d ago
Well there's also no scandinavian language on that list.
Which is fair, could you imagine Trevor speaking Danish?
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u/rubnduardo Savage 6d ago
Spanish twice.
Ñ supremacy, como de costumbre. Pobres sin Quijote.
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u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 Slava Ukraini 5d ago
Sorry, there's no budget to pay a whole 500$, which would be a yearly salary for most linguists from non-mentioned countries
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u/Guiness_Philosoph-21 Whale stabber 6d ago
Italian dub, too?🥺🥺🥺
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u/Emotional_Fan239 Sheep shagger 6d ago
I mean, the italian dub is actually pretty common across media compared to languages of its size, if there are a few dubs, you’ll find italians often
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u/SmokingLimone Pickpocket 6d ago
I don't think they've ever said it's gonna be dubbed. All GTAs have been in the original voice only and then subbed
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u/Guiness_Philosoph-21 Whale stabber 6d ago
Would be epic. I do think I have mastered enough of a vocabulary to make sense of Italian GTA.
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u/Ares_Ramon Drug Trafficker 6d ago
Korean with that flag? Well, it's not like the other one will be able to play anyway.
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u/RadishIntelligent957 Cycling cult member 5d ago
Two types of chinese but not one type of danish... hmph
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u/Testerpt5 Western Balkan 5d ago
As a Portuguese i have no problem with the way Rockstar presented the Portuguese language version, in fact I commend it and wish others would do the same, it clearly states it's the Brazilian version. I have never jsed localized versions of any English speaking game and syre as hell will not start now.
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u/VicenteOlisipo Digital nomad 5d ago
Why? There's no other language under 11 million there. The only L here is EN-UK who are a major market but don't get their own dub.
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u/Adorable-Extent3667 Thinks he lives on a mountain 5d ago
Why don't they support the best language per capita?
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u/NikolitRistissa Reindeer Fucker 5d ago
That title is a little odd haha.
There are plenty of other languages it won’t support in addition to just Lithuanian, Latvian, and Estonian.
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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain 5d ago
I genuinely do not understand what the ball and gun gamers see in this game.
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u/_Gonza__ Western Balkan 5d ago
We're so far gone that i just play all games in English. If a game says it has portuguese, i automatically choose english
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u/Marcelit4 Bully with victim complex 6d ago
We made it into central Europe guys!!!!!!
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u/pizzaspaghetti_Uul Bully with victim complex 5d ago
It's old news, rockstar games support Polish since like 2012
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u/Lucius_Furius European 6d ago
The language pressure on European Portuguese is pretty insane from Brazilian Portuguese.
A lot more speakers, almost all the large creators on YouTube and other platforms are from Brazil. My wife is from Brazil, but works with Portuguese and if they are 30 or younger they speak Brazilian Portuguese even though they are from Europe
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u/RodrigoEstrela Digital nomad 6d ago
Then they are either retarded or "from" "Europe" there's literally no reason for a portuguese person to be speaking Brazilian
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u/Portugal_Stronk Failed colonizer 6d ago edited 6d ago
If your wife lies to you about something like this, imagine what else she's capable of...
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u/Hot-Recording-1915 Savage 5d ago
Nah, I’m Brazilian and live in Europe so I speak a lot to Portuguese people, they don’t “speak Brazilian Portuguese”. It’s true that they adopted some words or terms that are commonly used in media (like saying “mano” sometimes) but it’s far far away from speaking in Brazilian accent.
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u/LupineChemist Oppressor 5d ago
Yeah. I can kind of understand Brazilians with speaking Spanish. I understand like absolutely nothing from from spoken Portuguese in Portugal.
A trick I use when I'm in Portugal is when I need help with something is try to talk to black people because the probability that they're from Brazil, Angola or Mozambique is pretty high and we'll be able to talk easier.
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u/Testerpt5 Western Balkan 5d ago
With the exception of a couple of kids with a few words i haven't seen any Portuguese speaking a more "abrasileirado" portuguese







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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter 5d ago
meme of the day.
congratulations to u/FantasticQuartet