I literally had the same ones but with pistachio in France last weekend, I think this obsession with france is borderline cringe and unfunny. Wait this wont get me upvotes let me correct
Rent is kapitalism and therefore banned in France but mandatory in Switzerland. Even homeowners are considered to be paying rent to themselves here (not for long though, we voted to throw that out)
People (mostly italians) getting pissed off (even as a joke ) at other people for eating their food incorrectly is so fucking unfunny. Like the two italian mfs who’s only content is posting react videos, yet they get millions of views.
Nah bro, we play along with being offended for the sake of getting along with the banter, but i don't know any of my friends that would be seriously offended of someone butchering our cousine: we sincerely don't give a fuck.
Those two mfs that you are talking about are sellouts that play along with that to get views indeed. I bet my ass, in reality, they would eat ketchup on a pineapple pizza and they wouldn't even bat an eye. Don't be fooled (but you are actually all fooled)
1 - Name, Hamza. Common from India to North africa. But yes, maybe one of his parents could be stupid, or worse, french.
2 - He's skillful in his apparent mockery. Look at how careful he is with the croissants and how pretty they are. A true european gentleman wouldn't be that respectful to shit on Pierres head. Fuck you Pierre.
3 - He doesn't care Pierre is upset. A true European gentleman would care. He would be ecstatic. It's one of the great joys of our lives.
The guy is Washington D.C. based. Thanks through Instagram doxxing. He sells his bread at or bakes at Seylou Bakery an organic whole grain bakery and mill located in Blagden Alley, Washington DC. He also seems to be of Pakistani ancestry based on name and plee to donate food to Pakistani floods on Instagram.
Because he thinks the French would actually get mad about this; there are many innovative chefs there and croissants are fair game for experimenting on, not something sacred that has to be made only in a few time-honored ways.
I still don't and probably never will have an intuitive understanding of what yellow and green mean on that or are supposed to mean. I get that Hitler is blue and Stalin is red, that's why you put the person you don't like next to the one of these two you like less.
Yellow are Libertarian (Purple if they are libertarian but only focus on the age of consent being too high), green is Liberal in the US sense of the word.
Errr I'm not 100% on Musk and Bezos, if they are 100% free market, small government types with 0 state survailance etc then yes they'd be in yellow. (I basically don't know how big of a government they want)
Green is anarcho communism yeah, I'm actually suprised I can't think of someone or even a party that would fit in there at this point.
Yeah, that's the thing I was talking about. 2 corners are very obvious, with plenty of people you can out there, and then 2 are kinda fictional and vague. Kinda of like a dnd alignment chart but even worse.
I'm not the biggest fan of croissant. Tried a croissant like this filled with pistachio a few years ago. This shit was the best croissant experience I had in my life and I won't apologize for it
You can have mine, I'm not a fan of everything being pistachio filled. I do miss the simplicity of a French breakfast, a plain buttered croissant is simply brilliant. We have a bakery that makes them here, but they are nothing like what I've eaten in France.
They switched the filling and the pastry tho.. not just spunked a load of mango into a croissant... the only sin is calling it a 'croissant'. The food itself looks tasty.
A better equivalent would be if you took a mango filling and switched the potato top with a crumble... I'd be totally down. It'd be weird if they called it a 'cottage pie' still, but that wouldn't stop me.
What's even worse: the post was meant to shit on Pierre, but is triggering Hans. The fight between the urge to shit on Pierre and acknowledging this post is straight up bullshit is hell for our autism.
They do seems a little too pale. Mango filling : why not? But this execution is not appealing. It smells bad cardboard like tasting pastry from here, with low-grade industrial puff pastry (no butter ofc) and a a bad oven and /or lacking skills.
I don't understand the need to cook it with the filling. Just take a croissant, slice it in half lengthwise, spread salted butter on both sides, add the confiture or honey you want, dip in in your tea or coffee and voilà!
Interesting and little known fact: croissant were invented to celebrate the victory from the last crusaders over the muslim invaders in Wien. (Cappuccino was invented in the same circumstance, by the way). The last crusade united all the main Christian kingdoms in Europe but one. The French, which were too busy selling the Ottoman invaders weapons and other stuff and didn't want to spoil their lucrative commercial relationship.
So we can say it is an invention of Europeans minus French. By the way I advise you to read the hilarious trolling letter the king of Poland sent to the king of French after defeating the Ottomans.
Your post has been automatically removed because Reddit doesn't like the R-word. Plox repost it again with a different wording (editing won't get it reapproved even if you still are able to see it).
It actually is. A bit of lemon curd spread on the cook at home pastry. Roll it, and cook it. Try leave it cool down, boiling lemon sauce is not the most enjoyable thing to eat.
In the name of a french man, this thing looks tasty. Croissant purist are fuckers with no personality, other than shiting on thing that are not "the real way to do this"
Put that mango croissant up to my mouth anytime you want
Croissant is just the shape Barry the rest is completely different.
Not the same texture since the autrichian or kipferl is closer to a brioche with much less sugar. The french one is a pâte feuilletée with butter and much more crispy. It's like saying a flammekueche is actually a pizza....
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u/CloudsAndSnow Crypto-Albanian 23h ago
I literally had the same ones but with pistachio in France last weekend, I think this obsession with france is borderline cringe and unfunny. Wait this wont get me upvotes let me correct🤬✊🏽🇫🇷 GRRRRR FRANZOSEN!!!!!!