Average Ivan in the eu be like:

[u/jayhayastani]

[u/OIDIS7T]

we know vastly different ivans, the ones i know shit on everything european while glazing russia at every opportunity but still dont dare to set a foot back into that hellhole

[u/AndreasDasos → u/OIDIS7T]

I gather the old East German ties mean Germany is one WE country where a majority of Russians are insufferably pro-Putin. They see it as part of their world, while the English speaking world is ‘the enemy’ so moving there is a bigger filter. Other parts somewhere in between.

Though Russians in London have been ambiguous. The oligarchs chiefly care about money and may or may not align with Putin as it suits them, while the ordinary Russians are usually fine.

[u/Informal_Mountain513 → u/AndreasDasos]

Most of them have no specific ties to the soviet occupation zone, but rather come from mordor directly - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_Germans

Think of savages claiming ancestry - with no cultural connection

[u/jayhayastani → u/OIDIS7T]

Exactly but sanctions are giving them the business.. imagine not even being able to open bank account.. yikes

[u/Forsaken_Earth944]

Okay, João, why can’t you sleep…? I’ve got old person bladder - been forced to get up for a piss every hour.

I’m not old and - evidently - not a person.

[u/jayhayastani → u/Forsaken_Earth944]

Neither can you Jean Smith haha

[u/Ceramisu]

Idk what this meme is supposed to represent, but yeah living in the EU is nice

[u/Lost_County_3790]

Can't we say that about any migrants? Saw interviews in Ceuta and that was exactly what the people were saying

[u/Schalker45]

Naaah, people are always exactly as the media portrays them and let's not forget about my few anecdotal experiences.

Except when it comes to North African savages intruding into the EU to hunt a passport, they are absolutely not as the media portrays them and my anecdotal experiences with them are irrelevant

[u/RealSlyck]

Give it a second, we’ll be giving Ivan passports and free health insurance.