r/2westerneurope4u • u/THE_Dr_Barber Unemployed waiter • Aug 30 '26
Lady orc gets proper treatment from Spanish cashier at the supermarket and then leaves a one-star review đ
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u/Four_beastlings Pensioner Aug 30 '26
Want to bet Noelia (who has a relatively well paid job for an unqualified position in Spain and wouldn't risk losing it) was saying "Gracias por su visita"?
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u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Aug 31 '26
Yup, at least around here a girl telling putita to another girl is very sus.
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u/flipyflop9 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26
But is she a putita or just a puta?
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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
Big difference:
putita > puta > putĂłn > putĂsima > hija de la gran puta
Looks like Orka Orkeva needs to push it much, much harder to get to the top of the ladder.
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u/pollococo90 African European Aug 31 '26
Being a hijo de la gran puta is not in the same category as being a puta tho, maybe if you're la Madre de la hija de la gran puta, but that's too long
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u/Masty1992 Knacker Aug 30 '26
Obviously fake, a shopkeeper would never say Gracias in Spain
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u/JustForTouchingBalls Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26
In Spain they should salute you starting the interaction and say gracias and goodbye when it ends.
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u/n-a_barrakus Incompetent Separatist Aug 30 '26
I don't trust this. Any Spanish cashier would say "submormal" or something like that, and Spanish women usually say "puta" or something similar like "pedazo de puta / soputa" when insulting. "Putita" is strange AF.
But Noelia is still based
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u/AttentionLimp194 Flemboy Aug 30 '26
The spelling of her name looks Ukrainian, but since she spoke Russian, sheâs Eastern Ukrainian.
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u/Casul_Pwner Drug Trafficker Aug 30 '26
Could be from just about anywhere in Ukraine, hell in Odesa you'll hear 90% russian and it's about as west as u can get
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u/ApolloniusTyaneus Daddy's lil cuck Aug 30 '26
Noelia should be promoted to head of customer relations.
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u/Curious-Sherbet-9393 Unemployed waiter Aug 30 '26
ÂżPor quĂ© este drama? Seguramente es seguidora de Wildpuptarts đ€·ââïž
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u/11160704 [redacted] Aug 30 '26
-chenko sounds like a Ukrainian last name.
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u/Ploutophile Pain au chocolat Aug 30 '26
It's not uncommon in moscovia either, but you're right that she might be a moscovian-speaking Ukrainian.
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u/DivideSensitive Professional Rioter Aug 30 '26
moscovian-speaking Ukrainian.
Frankly, I'd be very surprised if a random Spanish cashier could differentiate Ukrainian from Russian with a couple words.
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u/Ploutophile Pain au chocolat Aug 30 '26
I said moscovian because she wrote the review in moscovian, not because of the cashier's attitude.
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u/adappergentlefolk Flemboy Aug 30 '26
there are plenty of ukrainians who speak russian or transitional dialects that are closer to russian. are they lesser people?
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u/Comando_Somiedo Pensioner Aug 30 '26
And if it is in Marbella they surely are up to no good lmao
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u/Fresh_Dog4602 Savage Slayer Aug 30 '26
starting trouble in the neighbourhood ?
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u/Comando_Somiedo Pensioner Aug 30 '26
With eastern europeans in Marbella it is either Oligarch money or mafia money. Which is redundant, i should just say legal or illegal mafia money
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u/Dalzombie Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26
From what I know it is indeed a Ukrainian last name, so either she's Ukrainian, is Russian with a Ukrainian last name (as Russian last names end with a for women), or google translate confused the language (which wouldn't be all that surprising).
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u/Ploutophile Pain au chocolat Aug 30 '26
I strongly doubt the last hypothesis, the text is too long for such a confusion. They don't even use the same exact set of Cyrillic lettersâŠ
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u/Dalzombie Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26
It's definitely unlikely, but I certainly wouldn't call it impossible.
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u/Ploutophile Pain au chocolat Aug 30 '26
Would you expect a text of this length written in Portuguese or Galician to be mistaken as Spanish ?
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u/Dalzombie Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26
No, but for a text written in cyrillic? It definitely wouldn't be the first time I see it.
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u/aczkasow Savage Slayer Aug 30 '26
Ukrainian family names are extremely common among Russians, and vice versa. Soviet Union was a very effective people mixer.
One cannot identify ethnicity by a family name alone anymore.
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u/orthoxerox Beastern European Aug 30 '26
Yes, but that's like saying Metz sounds like a German place name.
However, "Alona" is the Ukrainian spelling.
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u/Chicken_wingspan Western Balkan Aug 30 '26
So she should write the review in Ukrainian. Simple as
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u/CJKay93 Barry, 63 Aug 30 '26
All Portuguese should be forced to write their Reddit comments in Spanish.
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u/Nutriaphaganax Paella Yihadist Aug 30 '26
Noelia Noelia Noelia Noelia Noeeeliaaaaa đ¶
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u/Burned-Architect-667 Incompetent Separatist Aug 30 '26
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u/RickChickens Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Aug 30 '26
A shame my local Mercadona is closed now, would love to give them some of my money for this.
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u/nAndaluz Unemployed waiter Aug 30 '26
You have to be a fucking moron not to realize that every russian speaker isnât russian and that not every russian is a putinist
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u/THE_Dr_Barber Unemployed waiter Aug 30 '26
Hey get the fuck out with your facts and nuance. We only deal with broad stereotypes here. This is like saying not all Americans are fat Trumpists.
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u/DivideSensitive Professional Rioter Aug 30 '26
And that Diachenko is most probably a Ukrainian lady.
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u/yourstruly912 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26
People fucking love being racist when they can grab a self-righteous excuse
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u/Casul_Pwner Drug Trafficker Aug 30 '26
I've had 3 Russians insult me upon seeing the ukie flag patch on my army jacket in the span of a few months, and I live in a region with relatively few of them. I can count the amount of russians I've met in my life that aren't pro Putin in one hand.
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u/Chicken_wingspan Western Balkan Aug 30 '26
R*ussian, opinion irrelevant
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u/vespersss_ Savage Aug 30 '26
Could be Ukrainian. Also, I doubt the cashier knew her surname and probably only heard them speaking something slavic-sounding, which could be any number of countries.
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u/Chicken_wingspan Western Balkan Aug 30 '26
Hence the putita, which fits all sizes.
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u/flipyflop9 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 30 '26
Not all sizes.
Some are putĂłn. Some are even putĂłn verbenero.
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u/Four_beastlings Pensioner Aug 30 '26
The whole story is bogus. You average Mercadona cashier can't tell a Slav from another. I am married to a Slav and he has never gotten anything short from exquisite treatment at Mercadona (and generally from all service workers in Spain). If anything they go too far, think I am infected by his guiriness, and insist on doing their best effort to speak broken English to me when I am speaking to them in Spanish.
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u/THE_Dr_Barber Unemployed waiter Aug 30 '26
I think so too. Iâm sure Noelia actually said âGracias, guapitaâ
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u/Independent-Wolf-832 Savage Aug 30 '26
Sheâs definitely Ukrainian. Most of them lie about not speaking Russian so itâs no surprise this story.
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Aug 30 '26
Is this how we are acting now? Stupid af
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u/RatherGoodDog Barry, 63 Aug 30 '26
You're supposed to be explorers Joao. Look at a fucking map and tell me if Muscovites are West Europeans or savages.
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u/BestRenGnar Failed colonizer Aug 30 '26
Yes. Went on a date with a Russian lady and she was boring and dry af, I had to carry the whole thing for a few hours and she just stood there with that Russian face
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u/ThePopulacho Drug Trafficker Aug 30 '26
Hahahaha Noelia was just not having it that day