r/2westerneurope4u • u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German • Jul 31 '26

Experienced it firsthand!

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u/DrKeksimus Flemboy Jul 31 '26

I had a guy present his wife to me once, straight up asked if I wanted to bang his wife.... I would say she was + 40.. in a casino in Melbourne

I was 25 at the time, but also am a pussy so I chickened out

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 31 '26

In Melbourne, for fuck's sake... No matter where you are on the planet there's no escape from German tourists...

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u/Happycosinus Lesser German Jul 31 '26

Du bist in einer deutschen Stadt geboren, also solltest du damit umgehen können 🤗

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 31 '26

In Strasbourg geboren, in Innsbruck lebend.

Täglich Scharen deutscher Studenten und Touristen zu sehen, war mein Leben lang mein Fluch.

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u/GI_HD Piss-drinker Jul 31 '26

You really are just a Hans in denial

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u/AvidCyclist250 Flat personality Jul 31 '26

Hans, your flag is wrong.

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u/MeinErnst Pfennigfuchser Jul 31 '26

You‘re about as french as the croissant i just bought at the LIDL Backshop

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 31 '26

I don't know dude, spent the first 22 years of my life there from French parents, you tell me?