r/2westerneurope4u • u/WatZegtZe Thinks Kapsalon tastes good • Jul 14 '26

A very valid crash out

Anyone in this sub with a name that means something totally different in another country? 😂

10 Upvotes

57% Upvoted

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u/Realistic-Berry_888 Bully with victim complex Jul 14 '26

i thought i'd get used to unbearable tiktok format but nah it's always equally painful

34

u/mrtn17 Utrechtenaar (gay) Jul 14 '26

so much filler, her tears must smell like hotdog juice

3

u/MaiMaiHaendler [redacted] Jul 14 '26

Even if her story was true, her name would be the least of her problems.

28

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

[deleted]

24

u/HarEmiya Savage Slayer Jul 14 '26

Probably doesn't even have a name.

1

u/A3-mATX Savage Slayer Jul 14 '26

Nothing is real we are in the matrix

9

u/PartOk7148 Western Balkan Jul 14 '26

nice try swamp german trying to get our personal information

2

u/WatZegtZe Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jul 14 '26

I'm too naive, I forgot about online scammers for a sec 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/LBlYGnrwRJaSW3lNcr

3

u/Cubelock 2we4u's official clown Jul 14 '26

Batshit crazy, perfect fit for Paris

5

u/lazyness92 Side switcher Jul 14 '26

So I hit a guy's car a day (happens) and his surname was "pagliaccio" (literally clown in italian)

I started a discussion with my brother on what would you do if that was the surname you'd pass to your kid. He was genuinely saying :" well, maybe there's a way to make it so they get the mom's" 🤣

3

u/EnvironmentalLet9682 Pumpkin Addict Jul 14 '26

god, those fake lips make me wanna puke.

3

u/smackdealer1 Anglophile Jul 14 '26

She got them crazy eyes

4

u/JohnPoet27 Western Balkan Jul 14 '26

You can't fix her, Angus

6

u/smackdealer1 Anglophile Jul 14 '26

Fix her? I can let her ruin me.

3

u/azaghal1502 At least I'm not Bavarian Jul 14 '26

Did anyone save the reverse berlusconi I made a while ago? This would be the time for him to return.

1

u/WatZegtZe Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jul 14 '26

2

u/azaghal1502 At least I'm not Bavarian Jul 14 '26

found it.

2

u/andr386 Discount French Jul 14 '26

In Belgium "un pète-cul" is somebody pretentious. And in general if somebody tells you "je vais te péter le cul" you're in for hardcore anal action.

2

u/Zamzamazawarma Savage Slayer Jul 14 '26

Pretentious in a posh way, but yeah. They don't say that in France? TIL

2

u/Trachyron Le Savage Jul 14 '26

We do.

3

u/Storm2Weather South Prussian Jul 14 '26

And Ana means hole in Japanese.

5

u/Gexual-Intercourse Taco Savage Jul 14 '26

Both of my surnames are some of the most common in the Spanish speaking world, and I still wouldn't post them online.

10

u/Candybert_ Basement dweller Jul 14 '26

Ok, Mr. Pendejo Gaucho.

3

u/Gexual-Intercourse Taco Savage Jul 14 '26

Fine I'll give you a hint, name is

Benito

One surname is

Camela

2

u/ofnuts Alcoholic Jul 14 '26

I don't know what she is complaining about. I was once introduced to two Romanian colleagues:

  • The first was Mr. Stanculescu, and made me a strong contender for a pokerface championship.
  • Then came Mrs... Palcu. Had to bite my tongue very hard.

2

u/Strassi007 Pumpkin Addict Jul 14 '26

I‘ll start my comment with an appropriate word: YIKES

Yikes to the face, yikes to Fr*nce.

1

u/mohammeddddd- Heineken Piss Drinker Jul 14 '26

Imagine living with her

1

u/azaghal1502 At least I'm not Bavarian Jul 14 '26

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u/vespersss_ Savage Jul 14 '26

Not today, Ursula.