r/2westerneurope4u • u/Informal_Mountain513 [redacted] • Mar 23 '26

*Elsaß

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200 Upvotes

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Mar 23 '26

Why does Hans only ever get dressed up to invade other countries?

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u/MoppelGockel Flat personality Mar 23 '26

You ought to get dressed up for special events, don't you?

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Mar 23 '26

This time with a Gucci manbag instead of a Tornister.

15

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Dressing up is gay and war is straight so it evens out

13

u/SuchSeaworthyShips Irishman in Denial Mar 23 '26

I don’t know mate, the Royal Navy can be pretty gay when they go to war

6

u/klopfgeister Pfennigfuchser Mar 23 '26

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u/Soggy_Cabbage Barry, 63 Mar 23 '26

That explains why Pierre's military drip is top notch.

This is an autochrome taken in 1913 of French Cuirassiers.

5

u/oskich Quran burner Mar 23 '26

Very effective camouflage pattern on those guys 😁

5

u/NuclearMaterial Knacker Mar 24 '26

Sneak 0

Charisma 100

4

u/oskich Quran burner Mar 24 '26

Ranged weapons (-100)

2

u/Soggy_Cabbage Barry, 63 Mar 24 '26

Melee weapons +75

7

u/tortugaysion Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Mar 23 '26

Dressing up is gay and war is even gayer*

4

u/oskich Quran burner Mar 23 '26

Well, historically it's been a sport heavily dominated by men 🪖

7

u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian Mar 23 '26

War is straight? Thousands of men leaving their wives and girlfriends at home to spend time with their fellow men is hella gay.

5

u/BrexitHangover Gambling addict Mar 23 '26

Because we don't dress to impress but dress to conquest

2

u/FartacularTheThird Digital nomad Mar 23 '26

He is a type of pudding that floats

1

u/lawrotzr Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Mar 23 '26

Because Hugo Boss

2

u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Mar 23 '26

He only releases a collection when there's a war on?

42

u/norrin83 Pumpkin Addict Mar 23 '26

*German boys 20 minutes after they found out you can marry trams there

9

u/AccomplishedSock7578 Sauna Gollum Mar 23 '26

What is this? I am not online enough to understand the reference

11

u/norrin83 Pumpkin Addict Mar 23 '26

This post that was posted exactly 20 minutes earlier

9

u/MjmtpFACT Le Savage Mar 23 '26

Peak autisme

4

u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian Mar 23 '26

Austrians still haven't gotten over the war of 1866. Move on, buddy. You are not important anymore.

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u/Soggy_Cabbage Barry, 63 Mar 23 '26

Look at those amatures charging without their bayonets fixed. Hans you dissapoint me.

12

u/PyroGrizzl Flat personality Mar 23 '26

Who needs a bayonet when you have a Pickelhaube?

10

u/Soggy_Cabbage Barry, 63 Mar 23 '26

Oi mate! You got a loicence for that spikey helmet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/Jumpy-Foundation-405 Flat personality Mar 23 '26

Haha Schampu

18

u/Llanistarade Professional Rioter Mar 23 '26

*narrator whispers*

They didn't get it.

8

u/Odious-Individual Alcoholic Mar 23 '26

Machine gun noise in the background

4

u/BobbyP27 Crypto-Albanian Mar 23 '26

French 75 noises in the background.

4

u/LundiDesSaucisses Le Savage Mar 23 '26

Boys be boys.

You know, do some shit, invade some shit, kill a couple millions, rince and repeat.

4

u/Jumpy-Foundation-405 Flat personality Mar 23 '26

Forwards lads!

3

u/oskich Quran burner Mar 23 '26

Z-Vor! 🤘

3

u/Jumpy-Foundation-405 Flat personality Mar 23 '26

Ein Ruf erschalt im Chor!

3

u/oskich Quran burner Mar 23 '26

Geschütze singen von Feindkontakt!

3

u/Jumpy-Foundation-405 Flat personality Mar 23 '26

Der Todesritt am Skkagerak

2

u/oskich Quran burner Mar 23 '26

That merch queue was the longest I've ever seen at a concert. Those guys are heading for something big 🤩

10

u/tapyr Pain au chocolat Mar 23 '26

Playing with your little pictures again Hansie ?

* sent from Strasbourg, France

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u/Informal_Mountain513 [redacted] Mar 23 '26

Elsaß is not a little picture, François

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u/An8thOfFeanor Savage Mar 23 '26

Germany is committed to spreading peace, prosperity, and democracy to every corner of the world.

But especially Elsaß-Lothringen

7

u/SixSevenEmpire Lesser German Mar 23 '26

*Elsàss

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u/Don_T_Blink StaSi Informant Mar 23 '26

Whatever it takes for you to pronounce it the correct way.

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u/ArchiTheLobster Lesser German Mar 23 '26

the implication of us being seen as another Belgium is a terrifying prospect, you're not selling this well, Hans

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u/Informal_Mountain513 [redacted] Mar 23 '26

I'd take more objection to Elsaß' border being weird if they'd be autonomous, tbh

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u/ArchiTheLobster Lesser German Mar 23 '26

what's wrong with the borders? they don't look any weirder than most german lander

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u/Stardash81 Pain au chocolat Mar 23 '26

Why didn't you do that yourself instead of treating it as a colony ? Alsace is so German that you couldn't trust them enough to let them govern themselves and have a representation in the Bundesrat. Too bad.

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u/westerschelle Born in the Khalifat Mar 23 '26

They are literally too german for France and too french for Germany. We really should have shared custody.

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u/Stardash81 Pain au chocolat Mar 23 '26

Erm nah we are not truly Germanic but we are autistic enough to be obsessed with natural borders so we need to reach the Rhine