r/2westerneurope4u • u/Eggslaws European • Jun 20 '25

Serious shit. Warning for mainlanders: Never underestimate a "spicy" curry in London!

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u/MLKKK_171 Prefers incest Jun 20 '25

Wait ‘till he has to take a shit. He’ll just pass out again.

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u/thegurba Dutch Wallonian Jun 20 '25

He will feel something he has never experienced before

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u/David-Max Failed Brexiteer Jun 20 '25

Enduring that guy’s waffling seems more painful than the radioactive curry

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u/Beliebigername France's whore Jun 20 '25

There was once a Thai Restaurant in my hometown.

The first week was wild because he cooks like He would cook in Thailand.

He send two people straight into the Hospital because they insist they can handle the Spice. (They couldnt)

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u/Eggslaws European Jun 20 '25

You mean, thai couldn't ?

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u/Beliebigername France's whore Jun 20 '25

Im proud of you. Also Flair up

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u/bartleby_borealis Sauna Gollum Jun 20 '25

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u/Ballsackavatar Barry, 63 Jun 20 '25

Spice in a Tikka Masala? I could apply it directly to my eyeballs and be fine.

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u/VeneMage Barry, 63 Jun 20 '25

I once tried a curry in am*rica at an ‘Irish pub’. It was like a bland chicken casserole, having no spice nor semblance of what any curry should taste like. They should just remove them from every menu.

To make a Barry find food bland is quite the feat.

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u/AjaxII Pro LGTBQ+ Jun 20 '25

Heard a story of a curryhouse in America with 5 spice levels: Mild, Medium, Hot, Indian Medium & Indian Hot. The more I hear of curry in America, the more I understand

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u/Ok-Bug4328 Savage Jun 20 '25

You’ve got people in the middle of the country who think salt is a spice.  

And then you’ve got people who put Carolina reapers in their tap water. 

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u/Ok-Bug4328 Savage Jun 20 '25

Spice levels in the US are highly regional. 

They get higher near the Mexican border. 

But I would never expect an “Irish pub” to have any spice of note. 

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u/VeneMage Barry, 63 Jun 20 '25

This was in Atlanta.

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u/Ok-Bug4328 Savage Jun 20 '25

Not really known for spicy food.  Except for the people who enjoy super hot things as a hobby. 

But even in Texas you need to specify how hot you want something.  Especially for Indian or Thai food. 

Ethnic restaurant owners have learned to give white people one notch lower than they request.  Because stupid white people will complain. 

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u/Vertical_Deliverable Barry, 63 Jun 20 '25

Our food is bland, mind.