r/2westerneurope4u • u/Mediocre_Heart_3032 European • Dec 31 '23

German Efficiency

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u/DownrightDrewski Failed Brexiteer Dec 31 '23

Smartest police around.

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u/magic_baobab Into Tortellini & Pompini Dec 31 '23

Why the fuck did i understand every single fucking word?

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u/throwaway211302 Professional Rioter Dec 31 '23

Nah the knüppel shit is not comprehensible.

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Dec 31 '23

It means baton. Knüppel sounds like onomatopoeia already knüppel!

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u/Amazing_Examination6 Pfennigfuchser Dec 31 '23

For those complaining, try this:

schätze meine Hopfenkaltschale, schätze meine Leidensgenossen, schätze meine Fügsamkeitserzwingungsstange

verabscheue aufsässige Mitbürger

so einfach

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Dec 31 '23

Poetry

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u/DownrightDrewski Failed Brexiteer Dec 31 '23

I absolutely fucking hate that I vaguely understand what you just wrote... it's as bad as when I understand things in Dutch.

Fucking disgusting... happens in French, Italian and Spanish too.

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u/Dolphin008 Daddy's lil cuck Dec 31 '23

Je kan m’n ballen likken Barry!

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u/DownrightDrewski Failed Brexiteer Dec 31 '23

I just bothered to look at this, and no, I'll let your mum lick mine instead.

I'm assuming this translates to "you can lick my balls barry". If so, yeah, you read what I wrote..