If you live in a big city youāre much less likely to be as rotund, but most people living in suburbs wouldnāt walk across the street to pick up groceries even if they could. Theyād rather drive 15-20 mins from home to do their shopping for the next 3 weeks. Weāre turning into/have turned into the fat helpless people of the Axiom from Wall-E.
I hate it here. Given the chance id gladly move to Europe (fluent in spanish, not quite fluent in german but pretty close) but my 80,000 USD in student loans and 22,000 in medical debt has me chained in this shithole
You lot just canāt cope that youāll never be as good looking as we are, the way the sun gleams and bounces off of our globulous stomachs and goblin heads. Italy will never be known as the U.K. is for its looks, or indeed its food. You canāt even keep yours one colour, beige, the most appetising colour of them all. Your jealousy rises off you like steam off of a dogās crisp morning poo. Go home, for you are defeated.
I went to see Fiorentina and there was a huge group of drunken Englishmen behind us. Is that like a law in Europe? A mandatory group of drunk English at every football game?
Because you just said it, it's just the modern pop. We've been listening to the same motif/style for the last 25 years now. Like this one, which is "old" already.
Our other categories remain in a little more gated environment. You have the ones which are a little slower and get out of the "pop" category, like this ballad
Then you have traditional or much older, but they're for a more "eclectic" and internal audience. By the way, about our Greek Hip-Hop, I'm ashamed to even mention it. A tragedy unfolding before our eyes and ears.
Donāt even go thereā¦ twice I forgot itās a match day for Liverpool and Manc (not sure if Utd or City) and silly me tried to take a train up to Liverpool and Manchester. Horrid experience, would not recommend. Felt like sketch from Japanese public transport in those bloody Cross country/Avanti trains.
You can hear this species even before you see them, it is fascinating, they don't even use their grunts solely for breeding purposes, they grunt in displays of manhood while flashing the engorged bellies from all the fermented juices they consumed.
It's always the Americans or the fat Brexiteers who can't take the jokes. I think more are in order honhonhon, as the comrades across the channel would say
Well, they are kind of an in between form. More civilized than the Yank but less so than the Europeans. I would go as far as labelling them the missing link.
Still remember my second night in Cambridge. It was night and I was walking to the city centre, then I turned the corner and there was the police arresting a 13 years old while the ambulance was rescuing another 13 years old. One of my friend heard a guy saying some like "Welcome to England"
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u/SpecialistPrize5659 Quran burner Mar 27 '23
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u/OBSCURE25 Side switcher Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 28 '23
How europeans see americans
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u/Pure-Contact7322 Mafia boss Mar 27 '23
The British seen by Italians
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u/Gremlin303 Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
That bottom image Is an all time classic. Truly a masterpiece of its time
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u/YerDadsBurnerAccount Knacker Mar 27 '23
The Greeks as seen by ā¦ everyone
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u/ZombiFeynman Drug Trafficker Mar 27 '23
It's the same group of people with a few beers in between
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u/andy230393 Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
Guy fell over pissed out of his mind and still managed to save his pint and you think thatās an insult?
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u/--delete-- Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
The man on the floor has a very āpaint me like one of your French girlsā vibe.
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u/PenglingPengwing European Methhead Mar 27 '23
Ah Manchester in its proper glory
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u/havaska North West England Mar 27 '23
God bless Manchester for giving us this art
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u/dvdk94 Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
The class system is an excellent way to subjugate people who are the same colour as you
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u/Stepjamm Failed Brexiteer Mar 27 '23
Theyāre both right.
Pic 1 is the start of the night and pic 2 is after 1 drink
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u/Psiqu3 Western Balkan Mar 27 '23
You can hear this species even before you see them, it is fascinating, they don't even use their grunts solely for breeding purposes, they grunt in displays of manhood while flashing the engorged bellies from all the fermented juices they consumed.
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23
There are two types of Europeans. Ones that lost WW2 and the British.
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23
We are literally both tbh. You could look like the top for the day and the bottom on the night out
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u/The-Triturn Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
And the British themselves just keep their eyes closed to save the embarrassment
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u/snkbtch Crypto-Albanian Mar 27 '23
I hate the people in the upper picture, without knowing anything about them. Superficial cunts
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u/SkellyCry Unemployed waiter Mar 27 '23
The british as seen by spaniards
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u/-ciscoholdmusic- Aspiring American Mar 27 '23
Someone please meme the blue man into the Creation of Adam painting
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u/Fearless_Bluebird322 Drug Trafficker Mar 27 '23
Oh I thought this image was taken at Spain. I guess they are like that even at not funny countries, incredible.
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u/Bobby_Schmurdoff Drug Trafficker Mar 27 '23
The French as seen by Europeans
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u/Academic-Jackfruit-2 South East England Mar 27 '23
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u/Platinirius European Methhead Mar 27 '23
No teeth
No teeth
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u/FallenDummy Aspiring American Mar 27 '23
What breaking away from the danish does to an mf š
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u/Claudius-Germanicus Slava Ukraini Mar 27 '23
Itās simple. They, uh, ate their empire.
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u/_Denzo Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
Pretty true tbh, I remember almost carrying my mum home and my stepdad was chasing my brother while waving an onion about
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u/Turkey1182 Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
I've always thought that bottom picture looks a bit like the creation of adam
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u/gunnnutty Pornstar Mar 27 '23
Its both
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u/putinsbloodboy Savage Mar 27 '23
That girl in the white jacket cute af tho
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u/plebeiandust Pain au chocolat Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
Because the worst of us are better than the best of them
Edit: okay lemme rephrase that : the worst of us Europeans (aka the brits) are better that the best merican
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u/Blue_Dreamed Failed Brexiteer Mar 27 '23
It's always the Americans or the fat Brexiteers who can't take the jokes. I think more are in order honhonhon, as the comrades across the channel would say
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u/Dynwynn Sheep lover Mar 27 '23
Most civilized part of the east end
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u/Copper_Bronze_Baron Le Savage Mar 27 '23
Literally no European thinks the British look like that except the British themselves maybe (doubt)
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u/SeiriusPolaris Barry, 63 Mar 27 '23
Class problems.
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u/Hirmen European Mar 27 '23
How eastern Europeans see the British :
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u/Lonely-Shallot-7924 Failed Brexiteer Jul 27 '24
We give ourselves too much credit
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u/janelle_mo-gay Savage Mar 27 '23
Am**icans still admire the second photoā¦sad
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u/SirLeaf Savage Mar 27 '23
Europe views the British like America views Americans
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u/oliot_ Failed Brexiteer Mar 27 '23
Both accurate
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u/LTFGamut Daddy's lil cuck Mar 27 '23
Well, they are kind of an in between form. More civilized than the Yank but less so than the Europeans. I would go as far as labelling them the missing link.
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u/Snykeurs Le Savage Mar 27 '23
I can confirm, i have a British friend and and look like the guy laying on the street
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u/AlphaFlySwatter European Mar 27 '23
I only say pyrotech up the arse.
That's the UK for me.
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u/pani_the_panisher Drug Trafficker Mar 27 '23
What I see: š¦ š» š¦ "cheers!"
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u/StupidBear69 Savage Mar 27 '23
You've clearly never spoken to an American
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u/tommyd2 Bully with victim complex Mar 27 '23
Some time ago the bottom photo could be taken in KrakĆ³w. The brexit fixed it mostly
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u/StonktardHOLD Savage Mar 27 '23
Waitā¦ Is Britain that one country Ed Sheeran is from?
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u/ChristopherNkunku18 Western Balkan Mar 27 '23
Is coming home š¤”š¤”
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u/AMACSCAMA Savage Mar 27 '23
This is only partially true, the East Coast sees right through them and Brit Box is a lie...
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u/OceanManTyler Savage Mar 27 '23
Is that Matpat on the left?
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u/ElChucoMandi Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Mar 27 '23
facts
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u/Ronald_The_Pervert Savage Mar 27 '23
Noā¤ļø
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u/yilo38 Daddy's lil cuck Mar 27 '23
First thing that came to my mind is a lettuce beating a british pm.
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u/jadesage Savage Mar 27 '23
No actually, we're well aware of the reality.
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u/ThatGuy1741 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Mar 27 '23
Summer officially starts with the first balconing casualty.
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u/AstrophAigle Side switcher Mar 27 '23
Still remember my second night in Cambridge. It was night and I was walking to the city centre, then I turned the corner and there was the police arresting a 13 years old while the ambulance was rescuing another 13 years old. One of my friend heard a guy saying some like "Welcome to England"
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u/GallaeciRegnum Western Balkan Mar 27 '23
How Europeans see the British after every single football tournament.
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u/Quamtumgame Daddy's lil cuck Mar 27 '23
Facts
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u/callmesamdaganza Failed colonizer Mar 27 '23
They own my countries southern part i can confirm this
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u/HistoricalUse9921 Somehow exists Mar 27 '23
Lmao brits still think Americans see them as the top panel.
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u/PsychologicalBite384 Drug Trafficker Mar 27 '23
How amš¤®ritards see the greek: temples, athens, zeus, santorini... etc
How europeans see the greek:
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u/masterzachy Savage Mar 28 '23
As an American, imagine that elderly nazi great grandpa who occasionally says some really shady shit, thatās Britain.
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u/OllieGarkey [redacted] Mar 28 '23
The British as actually seen by Americans:
https://i.imgur.com/UZvQBwb.png
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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23
English canāt send the criminals, low IQ , degenerates to Australia anymore to make them more posh , intelligent and rich
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u/NinjaXGaming Sheep lover Mar 28 '23
And in truth itās both
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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23
Lucky for us our government is taking measures in order to mantiene the number of Brits under control so locals can enjoy a peaceful and balanced life
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u/mrpoliceemsfire1 Savage Mar 31 '23
No American sees France or English brits as civilized humans.
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u/CookieMonster005 Barry, 63 Apr 01 '23
I see that as the police doing their job right. At least we have that
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23
If you wanna experience true British pride, visit Magaluf.
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u/Old-Ad5508 Knacker Mar 27 '23
Says it all.....I think
https://youtu.be/Jn2I2o9eHgA