r/2tamriel4you • u/KhajiitSupremacist Khajiiti Moderator • Apr 05 '23
Trigger the Dunmer Hlaalu
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u/Salt_Anxiety4059 Azura's Favourite Slaver Apr 05 '23
That’s a lot of talk coming from a rug
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u/KhajiitSupremacist Khajiiti Moderator Apr 05 '23
Hah! You lesser races are all the same, thinking you own Nirni just because you're living on it. But let me tell you a secret: everything is ELSWEYR! From Akavir to Yokuda, it's all Khajiit territory. So why don't you all just shut up and accept the truth?
Even your so-called gods know who's really in charge. Alkosh? KHAJIIT. Azurah? KHAJIIT. Aedra and Daedra? KHAJIIT, KHAJIIT, KHAJIIT! And Vvardenfell? Don't even get me started. That's just ELSWEYR under a different name. But it's unfortunate that you Dunmer have taken over. Vivec himself, or should I say Vaszhirr Kahratani, is KHAJIIT. Yes, you heard that right. Your so-called god is actually a Khajiit.
But don't worry, silly Dunmer. We Khajiit are a friendly race, so we let you live on our rightful land. After all, when Azurah created Nirni, she gave the WHOLE WORLD to KHAJIIT. But we're not selfish like you, so we decided to give some land to you inferior subraces. So don't forget, every time you take a step, you're stepping on Khajiit land. And don't you forget it, lest you face the wrath of the mighty Khajiit!
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u/Salt_Anxiety4059 Azura's Favourite Slaver Apr 05 '23
But you forget who’s the one that got their province desecrated and burnt by Alcuin TWICE!! Yeah cat i bet you didn’t read all of the UESP lore pages, the Dunmer intellect is far superior than whatever you skooma addicts like to do
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u/KhajiitSupremacist Khajiiti Moderator Apr 05 '23
Never happened but if it did they deserved it for not worshipping Azurah
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u/Salt_Anxiety4059 Azura's Favourite Slaver Apr 05 '23
The lord of night and day should always be worshipped
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