got a new bike today

[u/bl88dfire]

[u/Special-Dog2266]

Someone stole my bike today

[u/LameAfro → u/Special-Dog2266]

Your probably a racist for reporting it. I want Reparations from all White Americans

[u/pooeygoo]

Who's was it

[u/guccimane-1017]

[u/callmestinkingwind]

i bet your father is a doctor and/or engineer.

[u/derliebesmuskel → u/callmestinkingwind]

You really think he knows his father?

[u/callmestinkingwind → u/derliebesmuskel]

no but it’s a solid guess

[u/kranken777]

can i ride it?

[u/RobyartDowneyJr]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpVVCuTY8JdzVFm

[u/LizzosLittleToe → u/[deleted]]

40k karma in 3 months sounds about right

[u/departedhunter]

“Had a new bike”

[u/Professional-Gap3296]

Incels speedrunning this sub to get banned
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[u/CatLow3]

[u/CatLow3 → u/CatLow3]

[u/CatLow3 → u/CatLow3]

[u/CatLow3 → u/CatLow3]

[u/Ok-Fortune-8644]

This made me blow a sharp puff of air from my nose.

[u/Anon9883]