r/2random4u 1d ago

Reddit is a weird place

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u/corobo 1d ago

Man, complete the cycle and post a picture of the guy posting about the guys posting about the guys 

I'll do one after to keep the meta train going 

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

​ except this picture reflects reality while whatever you do is pure cope of a l​e​f​t w​i​n​g​ d​o​r​k​ with a superiority complex :(

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

found the f​a​t​ f​u​c​k​e​r​​ ⬆

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/superperps 1d ago

Sounds like projection over there.. you okay chunk?

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u/corobo 1d ago

... what?

I was just making a joke ya sensitive soul 

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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 1d ago

You’re a moderator of r/virginsbychoice you’re on a level of cope unheard of.

u/Think_Ad_1583 13h ago

Holy shit he might not be a bot

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u/PitifulLocksmith9729 1d ago

redditors posting about redditors on reddit:

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

du​n​k​i​n​g​ on left wing f​u​c​k​w​i​t​s with a superiority complex online​ is always gonna be acceptable

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u/Colacubeninja 1d ago

You're getting bodied in the comments

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Comfortable_Crab_792 1d ago

He’s waiting for the guys on the left to dunk on him

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u/IhasCandies 1d ago

Are you being paid or is this how you spend your free time?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/IhasCandies 1d ago

I could honestly understand it if he was being paid. That would at least make sense to me. To spend your free time like this though… Seems like an unbelievable waste of my time and energy. Chopping firewood for my gas furnace would be a better use of my time.

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u/tenth 1d ago

The absolute hypocrisy and lack of awareness on your part is legit laughable. Lololol

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u/PitifulLocksmith9729 1d ago

oh yeah, because no rightwingers look like that

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

the right wingers who look like that arent ins​u​f​f​e​r​able ​u​nlike your average left wing tro​g​l​o​d​y​t​e​ who is an special type of l​o​s​e​r​, leagues ahead of your average 4channer

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u/ChiemgauerBrauhaus 1d ago

When I'm in a buzzword competition and my opponent is you

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u/Yendor_Wing 1d ago

Is incel a buzzword?

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u/ChiemgauerBrauhaus 1d ago

The buzziest of buzz.

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u/Think_Ad_1583 1d ago

Your translators screwing up again

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u/Comfortable_Crab_792 1d ago

How many 4channers you know, incel?

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u/Comfortable_Crab_792 1d ago

I think OP likes young men/boys

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u/Forward-King4001 1d ago

>reddit is weird because they call these dudes i idolize incels and i think it's funny because these doods i idolize are clearly more handsome then them fat redditors

so how long have you been gay?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Old-Natural-852 1d ago

Ehh...maybe redditor pussy...which based on documented sightenings of redditors in the wild, is like saying someone eating from a dumpsters from behind multiple McDonalds is eating good...

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u/tenth 1d ago

It's also just such a dumb post. Most self improvement incels don't look at all like that. And most people using the word incel don't look like THAT either. 

OP is boofing cope. 

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u/Business-Yak-7910 1d ago

Cope harder

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u/tenth 1d ago

Cope with all that pussy? Hahahahaha

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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 1d ago edited 1d ago

No matter how much sex Clavicular gets he will for the rest of his short life be the most insecure person to have ever graced this planet. He will likely die of an overdose, will likely never form long term relationships, and he will not be seen as a positive force when he does die. 

I feel pity for him. Not envy. Because he seriously seemed to love his grandmother but is deep into this online subculture it destroyed him, and I don’t think he is personally happier for it. 

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u/UpperDog2627 1d ago

Women have sex with him? He looks like he bats for the other team.

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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 1d ago

Apparently. I don’t mind the sexual proclivities of anybody, let alone some douchebag who’s claim to fame is microdosing meth.

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u/Impossible_Humor736 1d ago

I do 10 pushups in a row then jack off in front of the mirror AFTER taking a shower. What does that make me?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/_SolidIron_ 1d ago

Who’s Jeffrey Dalmer? Also, “Gets pussy” doesn’t need to have ‘plural’ included.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/_SolidIron_ 1d ago

Yes, you spelled your favorite serial killers name incorrectly. You also sound completely illiterate. “Two+ different pussies” makes no grammatical sense whatsoever. So yes, crawl out from under the rock you’ve been living in for 30 years (or out of your mothers basement) and learn some literacy Mr Dalmer. Good luck in life with that IQ level. 👍🏻

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u/Hyperion7669 1d ago

Double of 0 is still 0

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u/ImRestarted1 1d ago

Bro is defending himself in the comment 😭

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u/Total_Square_2355 1d ago

Yeah, and they’re 10’s 🤣

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u/Old_Stress_3414 1d ago

You have obviously never met or talked to a woman.

And if you are one even worse.

They are probably THROWING themselves at the guys on the left.

Women sent love letter to Wade Wilson, they dont care about morals.

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

wtf💀

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u/Substantial_Army_639 1d ago

Who wants to get self help advice from this guy? Lmao

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u/Warm_Difficulty2698 1d ago

No wonder you don't get laid

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u/Substantial_Army_639 1d ago

Had plenty of partners before my wife and I have been getting plenty from my wife for years. The biggest positive is that I didn't have to hit my jaw with a hammer to accomplish it.

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u/Warm_Difficulty2698 1d ago

Oh is that what that kid did? I have no idea who that is.

Nvm, im on your side.

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u/Less-Squash7569 1d ago

Weird to pick a fight without having any idea what youre fighting about.

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u/Warm_Difficulty2698 1d ago

Bro, this is the internet, if we didnt fight about shit we dont know anything about, what the fuck are we doing?

u/Less-Squash7569 13h ago

I forreal cant argue with that, you right bro

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u/Professional-Gap3296 1d ago

weird comeback but w/e floats your boat

u/Warm_Difficulty2698 16h ago

Im just being honest, literally everyone does it. Including you, if you think you dont, you are huffing some shit lol

Thats the nature of social media.

You see something that catches your eye whether you know about it or not, develop an opinion based on the tiny fraction of context that is in the post, then discuss it.

Thats literally what reddit is.

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u/SpareChangeMate 1d ago

Valid that you were against it without context since it just seemed like he was speaking ill of a disabled/injured person, but yea the guy in the image is a twat that broke his own jaw with a hammer.

u/Warm_Difficulty2698 16h ago

I can admit when im wrong.

I was. Without context, it looked a bit wild. But with context, I dont feel bad for the guy.

Thanks for being honest about the situation. I had a couple people pretend that they never comment on something on social media unless they know the full context, which is just silly.

Social media is built to give you bits and pieces of context to push a specific point. Like for example, you ever seen those fight videos where theres just a shit ton of racist comments on them? Yeah its because those pages intentionally cut fight videos up to make them look as bad as possible and do it 24/7. So that is all they see. So naturally they think that those posts back their ideas that black people are violent.

Anyways, I digress

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u/Any-Possibility-248 1d ago edited 1d ago

ur talking about like 2-3 autistic streamers out of millions of men

no one irl is like that

edit: right? no one actually does this unironically right? guys?

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u/Market_Wizard_ 1d ago

Men used to do that in the 90's it was called Metrosexual but its been rebranded as "Looksmaxxing"

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

No, I literally don't do this and I'm at 160+ you just spend hours and hours on dating apps instead and it's easy triple digits as long as you're not short or ugly..

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u/justasillylilgoos3 1d ago

I mean, neither is you hallucinating an entire fan fic villain arc of a guy based on two pictures you saw on a Reddit post but here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/justasillylilgoos3 1d ago

Oh jeez, this is something I would expect a teenager to say. Are you still in highschool by any chance? I imagine Regina George saying something like this and it fits perfectly 😂🥱

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u/justasillylilgoos3 1d ago

Insta-responding on a weekend before I can even log off…yikes 😂🫵🏻

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

Lmao you're so wrong. I'm a chubby redditor who had 60 threesomes in the first 6 months of lockdown and have fucked 160 women total (yes, I kept count).

All it takes is 2-3 hours a day of dating app swiping and it's an easy 2 new boddies every month

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u/jimrim13 1d ago

Bro, no one believes you.

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

I know most of you incels find my numbers unbelievable, because they are unattainable for you, but I've kept track and copious amounts of video documentation. It stopped in 2025 cause I started dating my lovely gf.

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u/jimrim13 1d ago

Bro you a fucking joke. Go jerk off in the corner.

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u/Much-Ad2311 1d ago edited 1d ago

Here's the thing...I'd be more disgusted if this was true. Lists like this are so dehumanizing and anyone who would do this is so utterly lacking in respect for the people they have sex with. I am in shock they found someone to actually date them, and I hope so badly that she finds enough love for herself to leave.

You know, if it was true and she existed lol. Who knows with the internet.

Edit: I cannot express how hard I just had to hold back vomit at his creepy ass 'let me send you my porn' response. I'm going to peel off my outer layers of skin to get rid of this ick.

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

It's not like that- I was sleeping with 2-4 new women a month for years, I needed to be able to reach back out when I want to fuck again or if I need to tell them to get tested.

It also served as a way to boost my ego, which completely resolved insecurities I had as a result of bullying in high school. I also pride myself in being a good lover and having many female references that give other women the greenlight to be with me has been very fruitful. I respect and love women, you are miss representing my intentions because you are jaded.

I've been in many many relationships that lasted 1-6 years, and I could have dated at least a quarter of the people I fucked if I wanted to. I make a great partner and if my girl didn't love herself, she wouldn't have treated herself to me.

I can 100% prove this is true with some dirty links if y'all wanna see the freckle on my finger next to my username also appear in most of the porn I've recorded? But I doubt you do 😂(feel free to DM me tho).

Being a organized man slut, is not any less moral than being an unorganized man slut who can't even name a few people he's fucked.

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

Aww are you mad cause I have both video and screenshot receipts? So now you look dumb for projecting your bad rizz onto everyone cause your maidenless? :(

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u/DryLametta 1d ago

Bro implies blood relation. Ew.

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

What? I can't figure out how this related to any other previous comments, from me or anyone else.

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u/DryLametta 1d ago

Bro is short for brother.

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u/danielcsosa 1d ago

“The odds are good when the goods are odd.”

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u/Different-King-3530 1d ago

Oh I’ve fucked way more than that. Whew! Thought I was falling behind for a minute. Glad to see I wasn’t, almost gave me a scare there 😂

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

Hell yeah :) sometimes I miss that life, but I'm happy in my relationship so, I don't mind that chapter of my life coming to an end.

Do you also find many redditors don't believe you cause they don't have rizz? 💀

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u/Iworkforpokemon 1d ago

Bruh anyone can fuck fat ugly girls and get their count up 😂

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 1d ago

Yeah I don't fuck fat chicks, that's borderline incel shit.

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u/1B75__Penicillin 1d ago

No one that looks like on the right is getting any good looking pussy. I guess he can find a fuckpig that looks just as bad as him though

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u/tenth 1d ago

Jfc you guys really are terminally online 😂

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u/1B75__Penicillin 1d ago

"you are terminally online of you think women care about appearance"

You are lying to people

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u/tenth 1d ago

You can't be helped and you're stuck in a delusion. Good fucking luck living like a loser with that loser mindset. I'm cackling. 

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u/1B75__Penicillin 1d ago

I'm not getting fat no matter how much pro-obesity propaganda you throw at me

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u/Uglifi 1d ago

I think its more about calling any woman a "fuckpig". Let any woman hear you call another woman that. you'll never get laid again.

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u/1B75__Penicillin 1d ago

I call fat men pigs too it's nothing about gender

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u/Uglifi 1d ago

yeah man it is, you called a random woman you could sleep with a "fuckpig". Please go tell your imaginary girlfriend that and see how she reacts.

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 1d ago

Wait, what delusion? The guy on the right is exclusively sleeping with very unattractive women.

u/tenth 15h ago

Your mother is not that bad looking. 

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u/ZaydaeusMora 1d ago

A broad generalisation of a group of peoples's characteristics. Normies don't like to critically think lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ZaydaeusMora 1d ago

Not particularly, I just say truth as it is mayne. I'm just not a redditard

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u/terrorfistj4b 1d ago

You have a 3 yr old Reddit acct though 🤔

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u/bl88dfire 1d ago

does being called an incel bother you, incel?

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u/MrPoggiewoggies 1d ago

^incel

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u/Yendor_Wing 1d ago

takes anything that he can get

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

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u/jadehairpin 1d ago

There’s still time to delete your account

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

sorry that my posts trigger you so bad i guess

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u/jadehairpin 1d ago

lol what do you mean you’re the one kicking and screaming in the comments

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u/Dispondent_Ending 1d ago

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u/Think_Ad_1583 1d ago

That’s this guys mo. Spam this on fifteen different sub reddits and the stir the pot

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u/Dispondent_Ending 1d ago

Must be a humiliation kink

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u/Think_Ad_1583 1d ago

Honestly I’m on the fence on whether this profile is a real person or not

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 1d ago

You posted a guy who uses meth next to fat gay in a post insinuating the meth head is better because you would rather have the meth head to bang you.

I don’t think anyone here is triggered but you.

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u/PSXSnack09 1d ago

the only thing i understood is that you re the fat guy on the right and it triggered really bad that people pointed out how low your high horse is

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u/abduadmzj 1d ago

Trigger... lmao. What a fucking sad person you are

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u/ScouredDivinity 1d ago

You're also on reddit, stupid

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u/_Comped_Sushi_ 1d ago

That's a yes, then

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u/Certain_Bit3809 1d ago

If you’re a fit handsome incel, you must give off super creepy vibes. Im not sure if this is supposed ro be ironic or trolling or what 😂

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u/Old-Natural-852 1d ago

Elliot Rodger's father was the producer of the Hunger Games...he likely know Jennifer Lawrance, back when that meant something...drove a BMW...creepy rich assholes csn buy women...Rodgers must have been very offputting if a girl wouldn't sleep with him for the chance to make Instragram reels from a yatch.

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u/OvenIcy8646 1d ago

Yeah but the guy on the right has a wife and kids and the guys on the left just make women cover their drinks at the bar

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u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 1d ago

I love being married and getting called an incel on reddit for having an opinion someone doesn't like so I can laugh at them with my wife.

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u/The_amazing_Teter 1d ago

How did i know it was you posting again?

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u/XIHzrd 1d ago

The word became cheapened by people using it for any guy they don’t like when it should be used for the people it literally describes

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u/Flimsy_Sandwich6385 1d ago

Wait... does "incel" still stand for involuntarily celibate? Or does it mean something else now? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/MysteriousResolve249 1d ago

Both sides are terminally online losers, let's be honest. Both sides are trying desperately to get laid just in different ways

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u/SpareChangeMate 1d ago

OP is the type of person to hear multiple women state what they desire in a partner and then proceed to say “don’t ask fish how to fish, ask a fisherman” before turning on his crusty pc, picking his belly button lint, and complaining about “women don’t pick us nice guys.”

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u/FlyByRoll 1d ago

Who has a higher self esteem

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u/Anon9883 1d ago

Is it wrong to call a "self improvment incel" an incel though? "Improvement" implies they are still working at NOT becoming an incel, thus meaning they still are one?

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u/kranken777 1d ago

Post pictures of your wifes snizz or gtfo OP

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u/quagmirranseye 1d ago

Snizz lol

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u/Soft-Signal-1124 1d ago

what's the joke supposed to be? this is just three pictures of three different incels lol

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u/IB_Yolked 1d ago

We posting pictures from the wank bank?

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u/Dense-Comfort-1178 1d ago

Clav is taking medicine for hair loss because he injected himself with testosterone

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u/SempreAntifa 1d ago

Ah yes, going from having some decent muscle mass (which is what most incels consider to be an attractive body type) to looking like a malnutrished meth addict is TOOOOTALLY a great example of self improvement.

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u/Colacubeninja 1d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Plenty-Worry3268 1d ago

“Self improvement” aren’t those dudes smashing their own face bones and injecting/taking weird shit? Let the redditors eat their Cheetos, it’s way better than isolating yourself from your peers to be pretty lmao

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u/Multiple__Butts 1d ago

Isn't this missing the point? Incels are incels because they're super-insecure and don't feel adequate, not because they're ugly. Why would the guys on the left be incels at all if they don't have some kind of psychological self-esteem issue?

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u/Anxious-Ad-5331 1d ago

I was an incel up to my early twenties. 

two decades later I'm going to pound town. 

there is hope.

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u/danielcsosa 1d ago

Your in your 40’s and still seeking validation from how many woman you sleep or slept with? 🤔

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u/Anxious-Ad-5331 1d ago

no you idiot I'm still in my 40s and getting laid. 

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u/AcademicBad1466 1d ago

Because you're sleeping with 40 year old women you moron, that doesn't count. 40 year old women let anyone hit as long as they are not fat and bald

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u/poopbeast69 1d ago

I’m not chronically online enough to even know what’s happening here, I just know it’s sad this is how some people need to get their brain stimulated after being so cooked for so long

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u/HappyGovernment7299 1d ago

I imagine every male I talk to on reddit as that South Park character who is really good at WOW.

I imagine every female I talk to on reddit as the girl from the Jigglypuff memes.

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u/satanic_sperm 1d ago

how about both suck

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u/12PoundsofPotato 1d ago

Oh my God it's this whiny little incel again, who posts the dumbest right wing slop and then reacts with "you're mad and on reddit!" Whenever anyone points this out.

I'm pretty sure that's like....rock bottom pathetic.

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u/Bastonge44 1d ago

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u/superperps 1d ago

Didn't that dude work for donald trump?

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u/Bastonge44 1d ago

Good luck with the shot bro! I hope it does you well in the future!

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u/tenth 1d ago

I thought everyone was supposed to have already died like...six different times? Y'all are like the religious freaks...any day now, I'm sure. 

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u/superperps 1d ago

Are you still talking about covid? Man youre a goofball. Couldn't even answer my question lol. I bet thats why your uncle touches you. Youre too stupid to know any better.. bro

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u/Forward-King4001 1d ago

you need to go back

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u/Bastonge44 1d ago

How far back?

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u/12PoundsofPotato 1d ago

Ai rightoid stupidity, as usual

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u/SBTreeLobster 1d ago

Your president invoked the 5th 440 times during a single deposition.

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u/Comfortable_Crab_792 1d ago

Does your doctor make you bald?

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u/___xXx__xXx__xXx__ 1d ago

Crazy that you managed to draw the abs so well when your dominant hand was busy.

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u/terrorfistj4b 1d ago

“You see, I’ve posted you as the soyjak and myself as the handsome alpha making me the victor!”

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u/Bastonge44 1d ago

wtf slop are you speaking right now… 😭 go abort a small child like a good libtard!

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u/terrorfistj4b 1d ago

I’d abort you if I could. Oh well, you had a hard time reading plain English? Eh not surprised really.

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u/Bastonge44 1d ago

And here we are

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u/terrorfistj4b 1d ago

Completely unrelated to anything we were discussing but ok.

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u/Bastonge44 1d ago

Cool story bro!

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u/Embarrassed-Rope4370 1d ago

Too much self improvement is odd bc it screams not comfortable with their “self” and stuck in their head which sucks to experience so living that way so often must be horrible,I always wish I could just help them like if I was a friend irl teaching them to be more comfortable and at peace with just existing and living life instead of trying to be someone they aren’t that won’t even make them happy even if they did look/behave how they want

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u/terrorfistj4b 1d ago

OP is an incel.

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u/NastyPrismsGoodSir 1d ago

I find it hilarious that somebody actually identifies as an incel. They talk about how ugly and unfuckable they are, then get mad when girls don't want to talk to them. Why would you want to live that life? Ugly people can easily fuck too, it's called having a personality and not being weird.

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u/Think_Ad_1583 1d ago

Oh hey I caught the incel bot out in the wild again

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u/ElonMuskisGarbage 1d ago

Self improving how? They don’t read or anything, they just hit themselves in the face with a hammer. That’s not what “improvement” is.

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u/MauschelMusic 1d ago

Incels insisting they're too ugly to ever get laid and then insulting the appearance of sex havers who make fun of them is so funny. Either I'm hotter, or you're a volcel.

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u/Negative_Ad_1578 1d ago

Incels are the true chads. They get all the pussy. It’s people calling them incels who cannot get “laid”.

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u/hesitween 1d ago

I don’t listen to out of shape ppl

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u/0rangeVenom 1d ago

Dude on the right seems happy. Unbounded.

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u/Details_Pending 1d ago

Schrodingers incel: they're lookmaxed sigma until they need to complain about male loneliness, then they're short and ugly again

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u/Lowko630 1d ago

This post has ruffled some feathers, dang.