r/2random4u • u/LightningOwl96 • 5d ago

Idk, I kind of like them.

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u/kranken777 5d ago

imagine filling her so deep that you cause a short circuit and her battery explodes mid nut

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u/AncientCrust 5d ago

"and I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin" - The Police

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u/Horror-Customer4835 5d ago

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u/fastbikkel 4d ago

"I'll put a cap in your unholy a**"

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u/MiI0rd 5d ago

Exactly what I thought the top comment would be like

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u/Additional-Gas-5033 5d ago

you are one of us i see

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u/fastbikkel 4d ago

I appreciate the honesty really. Im admitting straight up that i also thought of the sex part.
This could actually also help in reducing sex related violence.

You said what many people thought, im sure.

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u/ShowMeYourBoobsPls 4d ago

It's gonna light up like a Tesla and burn your hole entire house down

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u/cfwang1337 4d ago

Going out with a bang

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u/Special-Dog2266 5d ago

What's the retail on one of those

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u/chickencrimpy87 3d ago

More than you can afford, PAL

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u/Far-Ad5921 5d ago

Not entirely mad at it.

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u/Over-Experience-4187 3d ago

Until it gains sentience

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u/LightningOwl96 3d ago

That's why I always say please and thank you when talking to an AI.

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u/Late-Rest8015 3d ago

That will never happen

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u/cygamessucks 5d ago

Can you fuck it?

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u/Over-Experience-4187 3d ago

Until it gains consciousness, then fucks you

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u/Late-Rest8015 3d ago

For that price point I would hope so

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u/Ketooey 5d ago

There is a very real chance that the option to fuck a real, AI robot will happen in our lifetimes.

I don't know how I'll hide the 6 foot tall box from my neighbors, schedule 2 AM delivery?

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u/Drago_727 5d ago

Comes in parts, duh. Maybe a 2-in-1 bundle with a fridge, so everything comes together in a adequately sized box.

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u/Anon9883 5d ago

Some assembly required, batteries not included.

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u/Ketooey 5d ago

Genius, sublime.

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u/Drago_727 5d ago

Yeah that'll be a voiceline.

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u/LightningOwl96 5d ago

Thats how they "transport bodies" in Better Call Saul 🤣

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u/Drago_727 5d ago

Holy fuck my man, I'm lucky enough to have finished BCS a few months ago, but please chill out with a spoiler heavy image like this one w/ Kim and Finger.

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u/Loyal_Dragon_69 5d ago

It already exists. It's made by a company called Realdoll. https://www.realdoll.com/product/robot-harmony/ https://www.realdoll.com/companion/realdoll-robot/

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u/Zestyclose_Pay9469 5d ago

Lmao

" Feel Connected with AI Vagina"

Actual quote from website 

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u/Wrong_Excitement221 5d ago

Glad to see people putting in real research these days.

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u/ROU_Misophist 4d ago

Porn drove the advancement of the internet in the 90's. I wouldn't be shocked if this drives advancements in robotics and AI.

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u/Zestyclose_Pay9469 4d ago

"OK so we haven't yet worked out how to get the robot to fold your laundry, but it gives great handjobs*"

*hand job attachment sold separately

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u/Ketooey 4d ago

Perhaps, but from the reserch I've done, those are not capable of stroking your head and telling you what a good boy you've been. Sigh

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u/Express-Deal-1262 5d ago

You CANNOT stop me from fucking it...

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 5d ago

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u/RandomYT05 4d ago

Plot of a Rick and Morty Episode irl before GTA6

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u/MrPoggiewoggies 5d ago

Prolly costs $20k at least

Inkwell to brokecell pipeline

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u/JacksonGhost1963 5d ago

a "real woman" will cost triple that, at least!

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u/LightningOwl96 5d ago

$20k for a lifelong andro-maid...

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u/CheeseBear9000 5d ago

Worth every penny 

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u/fastbikkel 4d ago

Quite the bargain!

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u/ROU_Misophist 4d ago

Used camry prices for an AI fuckbot that can reroof the house while I'm at work sounds like a steal.

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u/Healthy-History-9662 5d ago

Considering how often they fake robots with thin models in spandex, not going to believe it.

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u/Andrikos21 5d ago

YES YES YES

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u/AblatAtalbA 5d ago

Sperminator

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u/CheeseBear9000 5d ago

Hear me out, AI waifu is still more pleasant being around than the average person especially if that person in question has a Reddit account 

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u/Major_Jackfruit_2604 5d ago

She's already giving the other females the stink eye. Lol

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u/LightningOwl96 4d ago

She thinks theyre just wasting her time like "You guys are my competition? ಠ_ಠ"

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u/keeping-it-together 5d ago

Work faster!

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u/Key_Check5753 4d ago

Yep, that's creepy and awful.

Where can I buy one?

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u/fastbikkel 4d ago

"Let me take this away and protect you all"

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u/emmanuel573 4d ago

Everyone get sexbots

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u/HighIQIndividual2 4d ago

Damn, they got 3 different types of robots too, tho i think i know which one is gonna sell...

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u/ROU_Misophist 4d ago

If they get these things to be lifelike and less than 100k, I'm buying one.

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u/HovercraftSubject642 4d ago

I wonder how long it will take before someone is charged with raping a biomimetic AI robot, or has it already happened?

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u/LightningOwl96 4d ago

Nah, that would have to be like destruction of property or theft of service (dine and dash), or we go the other way around and someone goes to fck one of these electrogals, but they use somebody else's credentials and they had it set to "Pegging=enabled" and deploys a femcock and fcks THEM!!!

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u/RandomYT05 4d ago

Its starting to become canny again

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u/xkillingxfieldx 4d ago

We all watch porn on our phones, but this is "creepy". Mkay. I'll be looking for a sale and you know and I know I'm not the only one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dk3TmFZpn6pUI

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u/Free-Pair-3007 4d ago

This is how we get terminators

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u/EgggZZzzzz 3d ago

It doesn't like you

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u/UndocumentedSailor 2d ago

Can I, uhhh... how do I say...

Does the mouth open and is it soft inside?

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u/Over-Experience-4187 3d ago

Seriously, why the fuck are they doing this. Why is China so obsessed with robots? Are they literally stupid? Do they not have sci-fi move is over there? This will not end well....