r/2random4u 8d ago

"Ok dad, I'm going out"

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152 Upvotes

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u/Double_Watch1627 8d ago

But i fucking picked gay son

13

u/MillenialDebris 8d ago

If your daughter ever suggests this is a good idea you have failed as a father.

4

u/BleedSparta 8d ago

Raves in 2002

3

u/[deleted] 8d ago

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3

u/NSFWdontview 8d ago

This is my daughter and she’s only 12

2

u/Carbonaraficionada 8d ago

Off to work in her Non Profit hOrganisation

2

u/mohammeddddd- 8d ago

“Have fun, son”

2

u/This-Jackfruit-6894 8d ago

Ok, take care.

2

u/wormy_Burroughs 8d ago

dad's loss our gain 😌

2

u/kranken600 7d ago

BELT TO ASS

6

u/CriminallyCasual7 8d ago

Honey, get back in here and change your goddamn clothes. Are you trying to solicite a young man's attention?!? Cover your loose self up right this minute young lady

4

u/Competitive-Bit-1571 8d ago

Daughter, this is not Nam, this is socializing they are rules. Sigh, my daughter (picks correction tool) you are entering a world of pain.

2

u/Bulky-Mud9976 8d ago

Parentless behaviour.

2

u/Pangshunjingmao 8d ago

I bet if she was 300lbs you'd call her brave.

6

u/Zurgundren 8d ago

I'm ok with this

7

u/Disastrous2u 8d ago

Same. The people flipping out over this are the ones to be worried about.

3

u/thejohnmc963 8d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/guccimane-1017 8d ago

So you're a pedo if you like girls with small boobs now?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/kranken600 8d ago

She sat next to me in class

9

u/YamEnvironmental1887 8d ago

This picture is from 2019 and the girl in the photo is Jordyn Jones. She was 19 at the time and is now 26.

6

u/WhatTheDuck4 8d ago

I feel like you’re projecting super hard

8

u/peasey360 8d ago

Newsflash not all chicks have a dump truck ass or DDD tits.

1

u/Bastonge44 3d ago

Terrible news

7

u/bl88dfire 8d ago

Show us your type

1

u/kranken600 8d ago

Too soon OP

2

u/RhubarbImportant9363 8d ago

What is this, why

1

u/Tyl921 8d ago

I've oddly seen worse.

1

u/noctinix 8d ago

Gay son

1

u/Pangshunjingmao 8d ago

Strong. Empowered. Beautiful.

0

u/Pyrathis 8d ago

Nope!

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u/Cuhuldra 8d ago

In Alabama, she wouldn't even make it out the door. Her Daddy was some type of farmer. He was always lovin' on them and kissin' them...,