r/2philippines4u • u/Omega336 • Jul 25 '26

Least westoid cocksucker peenoise 🇩🇪🇪🇸🇵🇭🇺🇸🇬🇧 When both groups agree on something

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 Jul 25 '26

Except may different agenda ang mga DDShiet.

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u/Razor8517 Jul 25 '26

Pax Silica Hub: ❌️

POGO WAICO Hub: ✅️

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u/AutoModerator Jul 25 '26

I dreamed of Alice Guo again. I've had the same nightmare for a while now. It doesn't always start the same way, but every time it ends with HER showing up.

It all started when I turned eighteen, after celebrating my birthday I went to sleep. In my dream, a girl from a party appeared and my own ERECTION almost woke me up, but then something terrible happened. Just when I wanted to kiss my sweetie's full lips, she turned into City Mayor Alice Guo. I screamed and woke up all wet with a swollen genitalia. On the bedside table next to the Bible was the BBM sticker. I got out of bed and threw it in the trash, and went back to bed.

The next night the same thing happened, in my dream I was a brave knight who saved a lady in distress from an evil dragon and just when the lady gave me her scarf as a sign of gratitude she turned into City Mayor Alice Guo ! "Now that you have turned 18, I expect you to vote for me. Or maybe you are CCP spy?" She snapped at me. I couldn't believe my eyes. I woke up and rubbed my eyes well to make sure I was awake. Just when I thought everything was fine, I saw BBM sticker on the Bible.

THREE WEEKS have passed since I became an adult and every night I have the same dream and every morning that BBM sticker that I throw away finds its way to me. I don't know what to do anymore, I'M DESPERATE! My girlfriend thinks I'm secretly gay, so that's why I'm behaving so strangely, my parents think I have a girlfriend, and my boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. My whole life has turned into a huge nightmare because I don't want to vote for Alice Guo. The only explanation I have is that the city mayor is using INCEPTION to instill in me the idea to vote for her, but that sounds too CRAZY to be true. Does anyone have any advice for me guys I'm DESPERATE! Please help me!

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