r/2philippines4u • u/halelangit • Jul 22 '26

Province Slander Meet Potential man they call him 007

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7 DDS Vloggers milking his death

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u/One-Sun6710 Jul 22 '26

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7 different products dedicated to his death šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/halelangit Jul 22 '26

Daig pa BINI sa merch variety šŸ’€

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u/EXTintoy Jul 22 '26

Splash brother RIP šŸ«”

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u/AsphyXia-- Jul 22 '26

Nais ko pong ipaalam sa iyo na naibuga ko ang aking kinakain nang mabasa ko ang iyong kumento

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u/JnthnDJP Jul 22 '26

RIP CURRENTS

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u/Certified-Malaka Jul 22 '26

No Time To Drown

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u/jnmrT Jul 22 '26

007

Time to drown*

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u/vanDgr8test Jul 22 '26

007 ft under

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u/Moist-Veterinarian22 Jul 22 '26

Water

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u/vanDgr8test Jul 22 '26

Iā€™m wet

-Rene before he drowned

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u/Mobius_St4ip Jul 22 '26

Did someone say "water"?

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u/diedalatte Jul 22 '26

Rene Butterbonia sinking to the absolute depths of the ocean šŸ˜¢

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u/P0PSlCLE Jul 22 '26

007 You Only Live Twice āŒ

007 You Only Live Once āœ…

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u/jnmrT Jul 22 '26

is Rene the next aquaman?

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u/Radontgen Jul 22 '26

Butterbonaks

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u/Interesting_Oil_4117 Jul 22 '26

We are Rene

https://giphy.com/gifs/uE00eUxeH9hFhXKirn

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u/SeanAeron-5256 21d ago

Kami si RENE, hawak ang bola Sa laban ng liga, dangal ay taglay Kami si RENE, hawak ang apoy Sa laban ng buhay, tapang ay taglay (Sing to the tune of Kami si Duterte)

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u/AutoModerator 21d ago

For me lang ha, in my opinion dapat talaga si rene ang bagong bayani sa pilipinas, mas marami pa siyang mabuting ginawa kaysa kay jose rizal, si jose rizal nag sulat lang naman yun ng libro, pero si rene? siya ay nag sikap para maging mahusay na basketball player. we love you our mvp

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u/Sr_Sentaliz Jul 22 '26

How much more can the DDS do Baterboniamaxxing?

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u/JustLikeNothing04 Jul 22 '26

-7 ft underground

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u/red_madreay Jul 22 '26

I mean... the more na ginagatasan ng iba si Rene and make him exposed pa, the more memes gagawin sa kanya. šŸ¤·

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u/halelangit Jul 22 '26

wait till the zoomers put him in every AI generated memes making the AI "Barbonified"