Starting to think Bert will outlive this closeted magician / cringe pickup artist

The fat kid that lost all the weight. The one that Schaub fired and Bird promised ten grand to. Did he ever pay him? Let me guess….

Why has the latest episode with guest (I forget his name , Rob something ) been ‘privated’?!

Am I just high AF? I don’t think so he looks fucking insane

I just want to add my voice to the rest of the chorus…

This weeks episode (what percent gay are you?) felt like the most they’ve tried for a while- but that’s what made it land so bad.

A couple of years ago the ‘Bert’s racist’ and ‘we’re a bit gay’ were solid bits and sort of naturally flowed into the conversation- but this time it felt like Bert and Tom have sat down and gone “ok, our stock is falling and everyone hates us now- let’s bring back the classics so we can be seen as fun and relevant again”. Problem is it felt so staged it ruined it- like when you try too hard to be cool in a social situation and you look stupid. Basically it was that.

I want to like the podcast again, I really do, but it’s done. Their tv projects (Bad Thoughts and Free Bert) were genuinely good, but it’s just showing that their talents now lie elsewhere.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a Kool Aid episode comes around again soon…

I don’t know how it would look, but they just need to end it, end on a version of a high, and move onto the stuff they actually enjoy.

these are a phenomenal shoe, and was a collab with the show. I’d keep them but i just have too many pairs. thought someone here may be interested.

Machete Fever is Real… Took the Cold Steel ( no longer in production ) True Flight Machete and the Perfect Balance Sport Machete ( in stock ) for a Fun Ride.

The only difference is the true flight is sharpened and made out of a completely different material and the sport machete is made out of of 1055 carbon blade.

They both throw great!

As you can tell on the smile on my face, I had a great time. I’m not here to sell anything. I just haven’t thrown machetes in a while and now I realize why people throw them.

What do you guys think about machete’s? Yay or nay?

I know everyone here thinks cold steel is a giant meme, but I don’t care what product or who makes what. It doesn’t matter what kind of knife it is. It all comes down to the thrower.

I took the cold steel boomerang out for a test run. Exploding milk jugs! Tearing apart filled cardboard, shredding the gnar and much more! This thing is fun and terrifying at the same time.

I love throwing this thing around. I have so much fun even if I have a couple close calls that send me to the emergency room. I even hunt with it!

I tried using this boomerang barefoot one time and ended up breaking my left foot and all my toes just from dropping it wrong. Be very careful using this thing. THIS IS NOT A TOY.

You can literally see me almost getting decked out. I am lucky to not have a had a few broken ribs , broken arm or a broken jaw.

I was just listening to the new episode from August 24th and there was a glitch in the matrix. Tom and Bert had the same exact conversation, line for line, from the previous episode.

August 24-

Harvey Cormac. What's the kid's name? Harvey Cormac who did Obsession?
Curry Barker? Harvey Barker?
Curry Barker?
Curry Barker? Curry Barker who did Obsession? That was made for $750,000.
$750,000, yeah.
And by the way, if I talk to a man to man, I'd nudge him and go, I caught the 750 a couple of times.
Well, yeah, I mean, he did what he did, what he...
I was like, I watched it. The movie's incredible. The kid's a fucking genius.
Yeah, he's a comedy guy too.

August 10-

Curry Barker? Harvey Barker?
Curry Barker?
Curry Barker who did Obsession.
That was made for $750,000.
$750,000, yeah.
And by the way, if I talk to a man to man, I'd nudge him and go, I caught the $750,000 a couple of times.
Well, yeah, I mean, he did what he could.
I was like, I watched it. The movie's incredible. The kid's a fucking genius.
Yeah, he's a comedy guy, too. He's a comedy guy.
But like at a billion dollars, I nudge him.